Tuesday 14 March 2017

Just in case you forgot Leonard Coldwell was an anti-Semite....





Just for the record Judaism is between three and four thousand years old depending on who you ask and where you draw the line between preceding polytheistic religions and the beginning of monotheistic Judaism... So "A 6000 Year History" is pig ignorant bollocks from the word go.

Thursday 9 March 2017

Leonard Coldwell... New lies as Lenny gets desperate for cash...


World renowned pretend doctor Leonard Coldwell... Formerly Bernd Witchner... Formerly Bernd Klein... Has a long history of adding new and entirely imaginary achievements to his CV which is why one entirely bogus PhD soon became one entirely bogus PhD and three imaginary PhDs... Such is Lenny's pathological inability to distinguish between reality, lies and preposterous tall stories which nobody in their right minds would believe for a nanosecond.

His penchant for wild flights of fantasy is probably no better illustrated than his patently ridiculous claim that he cured 35,000 patients of cancer during his time in Europe. You only need a grasp of basic arithmetic to realise this is totally impossible and yet it's a claim he has been making for years. Not content with spouting totally impossible bullshit today he's 'enhanced' the story with extra bells and whistles...

It started thus...





In short he's plugging another one of his idiotic seminars for morons with more money than sense.

This one is in Germany where, it appears, he has been living since the beginning of the year... Which is odd now that his hero The Orange Oaf is POTUS but I'll put that down to the unemployment benefits being more generous in the old country than the new world...

Where was I?... Oh yeah... All you have to do is transfer €999 to his bank account for this life changing opportunity to listen to the deranged ramblings of a third rate charlatan.

But anyway...

Further down the page we have this spiel...



Yes folks... There it is... A new enhancement to the old cretinous lie... Now it's not a boring old 35,000 patients but a new and improved 66,000 and now the 'studies' aren't just from his old mate Tommy Hohn but also 'doctor' Crone and 'professor' Wilkening.

And then theres a load of the usual bollocks... You know... Curing mummy of Hep C decades before it was discovered blah blah blah... Same shit, different figures, different days... But still all lies...

Wednesday 1 March 2017

Leonard Coldwell: The only answer to something that doesn't exist.

Feel the irrational need to protect yourself against the health effects of the most ridiculous conspiracy theory of all time? Then you need the ONLY ANSWER that a fake doctor and all-round charlatan recommends...


In other news Lenny says the Democrats don't have the right to represent him in spite of the minor fact he's not actually living there any more...