Tuesday, 19 June 2018

Leonard Coldwell... Merchant of hate... Again...

So it looks like The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell has been suspended... Yet again... From his English language (or what passes for the English language in his case) Facebook account.

This time it seems it was for hate speech again but at least with a slight variation on a theme...



The second time eh?.... I wonder if the first one was removed for the same reason as the second...



While we are on the subject of Lenny The Liar's pathological hatred of Muslims... And Jews... And black people... Here's one of his posts from earlier in the week...





Think you've seen this transparently fake shit before?... You're absolutely right... Here it is from two years ago when it was as fake as it is now...


https://www.hoax-slayer.net/fake-islamic-america-we-will-kill-you-all-sign-image-spreading-hate/

So there you go... Call another whaaaaambulance for poor old hard-done-by Lenny...


Tuesday, 12 June 2018

Not A Doctor Leonard Coldwell makes a racist fool of himself... Again.

Freshly returned from his latest 14 day ban over on Facebook Lenny returns with the usual scatter-gun posting of fake news bullshit and... Of course... His usual frothing racism.

It is therefore my pleasure to bring you this gem from the anti-immigrant immigrant...


"European ! Must must see this !!!

The Muslims demanded not to drive in the Ramadan Holiday in Birmingham England! 

In 10 to 20 years Muslims will control England!"

Now I know Birmingham quite well and have friends who live there but I was very surprised to hear about this because surely somebody would have mentioned it...

Well... They would've heard of it if had actually happened which it didn't... Let's go through just a few minor points.

1) This isn't Birmingham.
2) The rioters are not Muslims.
3) Their is no rule in Islam against driving during Ramadan.
4) Leonard Coldwell is a racist turd.

If you watch the video... And I won't link to any of the racist sites that host it but it can be seen here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAoQTQE_YTY ... you can clearly see the cars are driving on the right... In the UK we drive on the left.

The reality is that the video shows football hooligans attacking traffic in Basel, Switzerland and this video is of events that happened over a month ago.

As for "in 10 - 20 years Muslims will control England" well... England (as opposed to the UK) has a population of 51 million and of that 51 million roughly 2.7 million are Muslims... That's about 5%. Muslims are actually outnumbered roughly five-to-one by atheists and over ten-to-one by nominal Christians. The UK as a whole and England in particular is distinctly secular in nature and we have as a rule very little tolerance for people who try to force their religion down our throats... If you measure religion by those who actually practice their faith the number of genuinely religious people of all faiths is in the region of 25%... Leaving 75% who really couldn't care less what their god tells them to do and have no intention of being bound by what it says in their religious books.

So how exactly are the Muslamics going to control England?.. The answer of course is that they won't and in the main they don't want to. This is just another one of Lenny's little racist fantasies.

Even one of his followers told him he was talking shit...

"Denis Revák

This post is bullshit! Video have nothing to do with your description ! I was thinking your are a smart guy but now I saw how manipulate you are Mister Coldwell you sucks!"

Friday, 8 June 2018

The Great Not-A-Dr.med Leonard Coldwell SCANDAL!!!

OK... I'll admit right now the scandal isn't actually a scandal but if Lenny can exaggerate... And he most certainly does that... So can I.

Lenny has taken to his German language 'Cancer Patient Advocacy Foundation' webshite to decry the fact that yet another one of his Facebook profiles has been nuked by the Zionist forces of  evil...

 Here's the accompanying text care of Google Translate...

 
"Scandal! Facebook has the German Facebook page of Dr. med. Leonard Coldwell completely deleted. 

Without reason, from now on later ... Hundreds of thousands of subscribers are shocked. 

People who support the opinion and the information of Dr. med. Leonard Coldwell, have now been cut off from the information opportunity on facebook. There is freedom of expression in this country. This means that anyone can say and write what they want and it also means that they can inform themselves and where they want. "Censorship does not take place." Art. 5GG

Dear Federal Constitutional Court: Exercise your office! Ensure the implementation of the laws that we demand of you! There is a great deal of inequality in treatment here. 

The company facebook deletes the website of a person who deals with health and passes this knowledge on. In return, this company allows Menschn, which sends out violence, rape, calls for violence against Christians or similar socially harmful messages. 

Dear readers and fans of Dr. Ing. Coldwell facebook page, please complain! Loud and clear, so that the site can be free again. It has worked before, so do it: complain to facebook! 

https://www.facebook.com/help/community/ask/ - click through the suggestions and ask why the dr. Coldwell is no longer there and that you want to have them again!
Sample text:
 
The facebook page of Dr Leonard Coldwell has been deleted.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679681212134147

  I want to know why.
  They have spent hours raping them, allowing people to call for violence against Christians and discrimination against Germans and other verbs. But someone who shares important information on topics that are obviously of great interest to society will be deleted?
  The Discrimination: The GG §1 says very clearly that NOBODY may be discriminated against because of his religious beliefs, his opinion or his skin color.
  In addition, you violate the GG §5, "There is no censorship."
  The Federal Constitutional Court is the next instance I will contact if you do not restore the page within the next 24 hours.
  Please restore the page, thank you!
 
Alternatively, like this account on facebook: EynRand https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100012315068084 

Thanks, dr. Leonard Coldwell and his entire team"

 Clearly this was another case of Facebook getting fed up with his posting anti-Muslim hate shit and killing another one of his accounts... Something that happens about twice per annum as far as I can tell... But here's a couple of minor points Lenny should perhaps keep in mind..

First and foremost the name of the deleted account... "Dr. med. Leonard Coldwell"... is fake as Leonard Coldwell is not a Dr of medicine... Or anything else... And therefore Facebook were only implementing their freely published rules.

Second... The account did not have hundreds of thousands of subscribers... This is just Lenny picking a big number out of his arse because the real figure didn't seem very impressive. In reality Lenny's multiple accounts tend to have between one and two thousand subscribers... NOT hundreds of thousands.

Third... Assuming Lenny The Liar's citation is correct and Article 5GG of the German constitution says "Censorship does not take place." that does not mean he has the right to post anything he likes to Facebook and have it published. Facebook is a private company and it has the right to choose what it does and what it does not publish. In a case where posts clearly violate their conditions of service they can remove the posts and ban the offender pretty much at their will as long as it is not done in a way which breaches anti-discrimination laws. In cases where the post advocates hatred against a particular group they are legally obliged to remove it in many jurisdictions.

The fact that he cites German law on discrimination when he has such a long and inglorious history of posting discriminatory bollocks to the internet shows how little self-awareness he has. The fact his sample text basically accuses all Muslims of being rapists and violent to Christians has just broken another one of my irony meters.

This isn't a freedom of speech issue any more than it would be if I were to throw somebody out of my house for spouting racist shit... My house...My rules... Facebook's house... Facebook's rules.

Fourth... Any protections given by the German constitution apply only within the state of Germany. If Lenny is resident in the USA (which he claims to be) and posting to a US website like Facebook those protections clearly don't apply. If on the other hand Lenny is living in Germany his claim to be a medical doctor constitutes a criminal offence there because he's nothing of the kind... Besides... Isn't he claiming to be a Dr. Ing these days? Same old same old... Different websites... Different lies.

And then there's his holocaust denial... Another criminal offence if he's living in Germany.

So 'scandal'? No... Another one of his hissy-fits?... Absolutely...

Will he get his crack legal team on the case and bring a case in the German Federal Court for breach of his right to free speech? I'm guessing the chances of that happening are somewhere between none whatsoever and fuck all... Mind you... I wish he would... It would be very entertaining seeing mister 'I won't start the fight but I will finish it' finishing yet another ill advised law suit by losing... Again.

Thursday, 31 May 2018

A return to posting as Lenny changes his 'doctor' claim yet again.

Hello my loyal followers... Yes it's been a while but to be quite honest Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell... Or as I intend to refer to him from now on The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell... Has not done anything worthy of comment.

Yes... He's still scattergun posting conspiracy theory shit to what Facebook pages he has left... (his 'Dr Leonard Coldwell' profile having been nuked by Big-Farma shills.. https://www.facebook.com/dr.leonard.coldwell/)... Much of it just reposts of his previous posts... And he's still making grandiose claims to his ever decreasing audience such as claiming his latest self published book is 'the best selling book in history'... No... Just NO.*

Anyhoo...

I couldn't resist bringing to a wider audience the fact that he's changed his claim about being a doctor yet again... Gone the PhD in psychology (from a diploma mill)... Gone the other three mystery PhDs he's stopped mentioning because the thick fuck realised... belatedly... It was making him look ridiculous... Gone the medical degree that let him ply the trade of general practitioner... You know the one... The one from the US not valid in Germany and the one in Germany not valid in the US... Now he's a....


Wait for it...


Wait for it...


A Doctor of Engineering...



The above from what I think is a new webshite for his fraudulent / non-existent 'Cancer Patient Advocate Foundation'...

There it is... Dr. Ing.

To quote Wikipedia...
The Doktoringenieur (acronym Dr.-Ing., also Doktor der Ingenieurwissenschaften) is the German engineering doctorate degree, comparable to the Doctor of Engineering, Engineering Doctorate, Doctor of Science (Engineering), Doctor of Science (Technology) or a PhD in Engineering or Architecture.
Needless to say this 'doctorate' is likely to be about as real as all of his other 'qualifications'... That is to say not real at all.

Incidentally if you were wondering about the no doubt frugal but business-like offices of this wonderful humanitarian organisation which is definitely NOT just another one of Lenny's fantasies...


What sort of doctorate will The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell claim next... Stay tuned for all the latest news as it happens... If it happens...

* In case you were wondering the fastest selling book in history was... According to Wikipedia...

2007 Book – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling selling approximately 15 million copies worldwide in its first day

...so forgive my doubts about The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell's latest vanity published rehash of The Only Book He's Ever (Had Ghost) Written

Sunday, 18 February 2018

Fake doctor Leonard Coldwell calls his pot and his kettle black.

In what is possibly the least self-aware and most irony-meter-overloading post the 100% unqualified charlatan Not-A-Doctor Leonard "Nine PhDs" Coldwell has posted in a while I bring you this classic post from his female on-line persona Leonora Coldwell Eyn Rand...


Now if you are like me and have a minimal grasp of the German language that probably doesn't make much sense but there's a word that jumps out.... "Unqualifizeite"... Or as we say in God's own English... "Unqualified"...

The headline reads... According to Google Translate...

"Two Germans died because of treatment by unqualified migrant doctors"

Yes folks... Leonard Coldwell the unqualified fake doctor migrant is warning his ever decreasing band of followers about the dangers of unqualified migrant doctors.

In reality the doctors referred to in the article were at least arguably qualified although their qualifications were not it appears valid in Germany. Compare and contrast if you will the 'qualifications' of Lenny which are of course completely and utterly bogus and not valid for the practice of medicine in Germany or anywhere else in the world...

Lenny... You owe me an irony meter...

 





 

Friday, 29 December 2017

Multiple PhD recipient Leonard Coldwell makes a fool of himself again.

For a man with one, five or nine PhDs Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell doesn't seem to know much about anything and particularly not chemistry... Or internet culture...

Over on his Eyn Rand Facebook page he posted this...






Eagle eyed readers may have noticed the use of the word 'Dihydrogenmonoxid' but we'll come back to that... Here's the story link (via Google Translate) to from the apparently trustworthy Wetteronline website... That's weather online if you're not German... 





There it is again... Dihydrogen Monoxide... But wait!!!! What was the date of this story? Ah... April 1st... Hmmmm...

Here's the edit from the article...

"Contrails and chemtrails

Addendum: As you have noticed immediately, of course, this message is an April Fool's joke: Oxidan or dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is nothing more than the chemical name for water. And, of course, it is a truism that the vapor trails from jets mostly consist of water vapor and that water plays a crucial role in weather forecasting. Only the research society UEGSD we have invented freely. We ask you to look into this little april-flyer. :-)"

And here's the first paragraph from the Wikipedia Dihydrogen Monoxide page...

"The dihydrogen monoxide hoax involves calling water by the unfamiliar chemical name "dihydrogen monoxide" (DHMO), and listing some of water's effects in a particularly alarming manner, such as accelerating corrosion and causing suffocation. The hoax often calls for dihydrogen monoxide to be banned, regulated, and labeled as hazardous. It illustrates how a lack of scientific literacy and an exaggerated analysis can lead to misplaced fears."

And so there we have it... Further proof the Not-A-Doctor Leonard Codlwell is scientifically illiterate at a very basic level but also proof that he doesn't even read the webpages he links to.

Let me leave you with a seasonally appropriate song...

"♫Oh the weather outside is frightful
♫But the fire is so delightful
♫And since we've no place to go
♫Let it precipitate solid dihydrogen monoxide! Let it precipitate solid dihydrogen monoxide! Let it precipitate solid dihydrogen monoxide!♫"

Sunday, 24 December 2017

Lenny's Facebook Woes... or ...An early Xmas prezzie to the world from Facebook

So it's not been a good month for Lenny over on Facebook... First his 'Dr Leonard Coldwell' page gets permanently deleted...



...Then his replacement 'Krebsheiler Coldwell' (That's 'Cancer healer Coldwell' if my O Level German (failed) is anything to go by) lasted about a day... Probably because I grassed him up for a fake name and for resurrecting a banned page)...




 ...and then his (just about) English language page got suspended for 30 days...
 



 As usual Lenny pretends Facebook banned him for promoting his 'cure for cancer' or, to be more precise, his 'new' book and he claims there's been another attempt on his life... That must be the seventh or eighth so far.

So is this 'Brave Maverick Doctor' narrative any less bullshit than the many previous times he's employed it? No... Of course it fucking isn't. Leaving aside the fantasy attempts to assassinate him... For which he's never provided a scrap of evidence that they are anything other than a fantasy... Lets look at what ACTUALLY cost him his pages...

Here's the post that got his English language page suspended... And it was me that reported it...



Let me quote that so the Google bots will associate (Not A) Doctor Leonard Coldwell with the vile racist sentiments he reposts...

"The Swedes have had it with the Muslim invasion currently underway in their country. Nine refugee centres have been burnt to the ground to get the message across"

Now that story is A) Not true, B) From 2015 and C) the photograph is of a recycling plant not a 'refugee centre' (The grab crane is a bit of a giveaway)* but what matters is the fact that the appallingly racist (Not A) Dr Leonard Coldwell thinks such a post is worth making... The message that Musilms best leave or face being massacred in arson attacks.

Leonard Coldwell... The great humanitarian... My spotty white arse.

Well there we have it... More of exactly the same shit as before from Leonard Coldwell... Hatred, bigotry, racism and incitement to violence against the most vulnerable in society.

I do at least take comfort from the fact that Lenny is somewhat of a busted flush these days. His scamming has always been third rate at best but what has he been reduced to now? His US version of his IBMS (Idiocy Based Money Scam) is dead and buried, his German version is on life support and his latest self-published rehash of his book isn't even on Amazon.

All he seems to have left are his Facebook accounts which attract minimal 'likes' and 'shares' and his tatty collection of websites.

Will 2018 finally see the back of the vile little creep? Who can say.

Until next time my loyal readers... The compliments of the season to you and may all your days be free of irritating, racist bullshit merchants like Lenny.



*Snopes article on the Swedish Refugee Centre lies.

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

I have become (the announcer of) death. The destroyer of meat feast pizza.

Good evening loyal readers...

In truth I have very little to report on viz-a-viz the inane ramblings of everybody's least favourite pretend doctor. He's still not doing anything particularly noteworthy above and beyond posting shit on Facebook and getting himself banned repeatedly for what he claims is posting cancer cures but is in reality for posting hate-speech. So the same old same old really.

I couldn't however resist commenting on this...


Yes folks... Here we see Lenny and Lurch from The Adam's Family General Albert Stubblebine III and Rima Laibow who he describes, with the usual modesty, as "true friends. 3 PERSONS WHO ARE NUMBER 1 in their territory."

Now... Leaving aside the fact that he can't even spell his 'true friends' names correctly there's the minor fact that his 'true friend' Rima doesn't seem to have told her 'true friend' Lenny that his 'true friend' General Bert 3 is what people who talk like what I talk call 'Brown Bread'... Yep... He snuffed it, went to meet his bookmaker, rang down the curtain and joined the choir invisible six month ago.

Rima Laibow (I don't know if she is or was a real doctor as opposed to a pretend doctor like Lenny) was in fact the wife of General Bert 3 and used his illness and death as just another way of raising money for her Natural Solutions Foundation scam. As my overflowing email spam directory proves. Incidentally... Gen B3 'went to live on a farm' in spite of the 'natural' ministrations of Rima.

So there you go Lenny... Your 'true friend' is pushing up the daisies and I suggest the next time you dig around in your 'old pictures I can use in my scams' directory for stuff to post between the fake news and racism you check to see if your 'true friend' and fellow 'number 1 in their territory' (and I think you mean 'field' rather than territory to be honest) you check to see if they're still drawing breath.

My sincere condo-diddly-odences as Ned Flanders would say.


PS: Unlike Lenny and Possibly-A-Real-Doctor Laibow General Bert actually has a Wikipedia page... It's... Err... Odd... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Stubblebine

Tuesday, 13 June 2017

Lenny the Liar Lets Loose his Legal Team... Or rather he totally fails to.

In my last post I said I wouldn't be posting about Lenny's numerous reposts of inane conspiracies, fake news and general bullshit but I simply can't resist mocking his latest attempts to convince his gullible followers that he's on the verge of legal action against his 'enemies'.


 
"At the waste of time and time again slander or insults against Dr Leonard Coldwell Post: we hereby assure you that we eidesstattlich applications for civil and criminal proceedings against this filth. We have a law firm and hired a private detective agency, only with this human waste (most of the pharmaceutical industry is paid) legally correct manner. We know your names and will soon open lich your entire dirty past on Dr. Publish Coldwell opinion radio and TV 34 million people will have the opportunity to contact you. Let's see how the enemy and find this. Demafierer We will hunt you, legally and legally eliminate to look bad. Bye bye dirt. Danielle for the entire team"
 Well 'Danielle'... I'm quite sure you haven't hired a 'private detective agency' but if you have you can get them to stand down but before they do get them or your 'law firm' to email leonardnotwell@gmail.com and I'll give you my full name, address and the name of MY lawyers.



"And the enemy pigs: if someone is posting link with lies he automatically assumes the legal responsibility for the content! Some of you are cowards in the enemy ranks of someone under his real name claims that dr Leonard Coldwell not his real and legal name is or one of those titles and would not lawfully and legally (the under a false name and without post photos directly Automatically a severe criminal sttaftat and we will be easy for you about your IP address must provide the fb find) so if any of you dirt and the cowards hiding behind fake names and photos hide has the courage to say that dr Leonard Coldwell not his real name is legal And this information is wrong? Let the game begin: total destruction
Dr Leonard Coldwell"
 Yeah Lenny... Let the 'total destruction' commence... Come on you whiny, sawn-off, fat little bitch... SUE ME!

I've been all but begging you to follow through with your pathetic threats to sue me for years and you've done fuck all. As I said on your Facebook pages... Which you immediately deleted... I would truly love to get you in the witness box and ask all of those awkward little questions about your bogus life-story, bogus titles and bogus qualifications... You'd last about five fucking seconds before being shown up as the pathological liar and serial charlatan that you are... Bitch!

Once again that address you'll need to sue me...
Queen's Bench Division
The Royal Courts of Justice
Strand

London
WC2A 2LL
Get your 'legal team' to email me for respondent details...

Oh... And by the way... Good luck proving you're not a holocaust denying, Hitler worshipping Nazi... I've added this to my collection...






Friday, 12 May 2017

Is this the end of Coldwatch?

OK... I'll skip straight to the punchline and say the answer is 'No... This isn't the end of Coldwatch'...

But there's a 'but'.

Over the last few years I have been cataloguing the lies, deceit, bullshit, racism, anti-semitism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, Hitler worship and all round charlatanry, bigotry and nonsense of the world's leading fake doctor and pretend expert on just about everything. The utter fraud that is Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell a/k/a Bernd Witchner a/k/a Bernd Klein.

But... (see I told you there was a 'but' didn't I)... Over the last few months his activities have become so predictable and tedious that I'm at risk of simply repeating myself ad-nauseum... just like he does... And I don't want to do that.

I have mentioned a couple of times that it seems like the little fat fraud is back in his native Germany either permanently or for the majority of the time. Now I don't know for sure but I can theorise as to why Lenny is now targetting, albeit somewhat half-heartedly, the German speaking world and it boils down to one or both of these... Either his income stream has dried up to the extent he's reduced to living on benefits and they are way more generous in Germany than in the USA or he's simply decided that Germany has an untapped reservoir of of the sort of mugs who will pay him for his worthless shit.

Thinking about it those are probably both the same thing.

So what do we know for sure or nearly for sure?

1) Lenny has closed his Idiocy Based Money Scam in the US to new members because, he claims, it has reached saturation point and he can't cope with any more members. Given that his IBMS website has not been significantly updated for several years and that the last 'conference' he held was a poorly attended farce in 2014 I think we can safely say that IBMS USA has precisely no members whatsoever.

2) Since the beginning of 2017 I have been keeping an eye on Lenny's posting times to social media. Although there are exceptions the vast majority of his posts are made between 9am and midnight GMT/BST which means he's either in the US and largely nocturnal or he's in Europe somewhere... My guess would be Germany.

3) Starting in 2016 and increasing in 2017 his posts on social media have been inclined heavily towards German language posts and he has been pushing his IBMS Germany scam almost to the exclusion of pushing his US scam.

4) So far this year there have been, to the best of my knowledge three IBMS Germany events to cater to his claimed membership of about 30,000. The first one had an attendance figure of around two dozen (including his old mucker 'Dr' Hohn and his mother), the second one on 1st Apr didn't seem to happen at all and the third one is a bit of a mystery... He did post a rather bizarre picture of a crowd of people standing around tables eating without the aid of chairs but there was nothing to suggest this was actually a Lenny event. Then there were a handful of German language 'testimonials' but of pictures of a packed auditorium there were none.

5) Lenny has just started offering an IBMS coaching 'qualification' to his few German suckers for a mere twelve thousand of their German Euros. This is the self same money-milking tactic he used in the US to little effect apart from, so I hear, a lot of disgruntled 'coaches' asking for their money back. You do have to wonder at the intelligence, or rather the lack of it, of people who would pay good money to be a 'coach' to a 'system' that even it's duplicitous inventor can't sell.

It should perhaps be noted that Lenny, true to disreputable type, is claiming that all IBMS Germany 'sales' are covered by US law in much the same way as IBMS US sales were covered by German law. This is obviously a pathetic attempt to avoid having to pay refunds to his marks when they realise he doesn't actually have anything to sell... Well... Nothing worth paying for. I suspect the courts in Germany would have the same attitude to this 'legal disclaimer' as American courts would and tell him to get fucked.

6) There have been a handful of new webshites created this year pushing Lenny's fantasy TV channel (neither his nor really a TV channel) and his new 'seminare' business amongst other things. All in German only with no English language equivalent.

So does that all add up to Lenny having moved back to Germany? Well it's not conclusive but it's an awful lot of circumstantial evidence so I'm going to say 'yes' with a confidence level of 92.3%

And now to sum up...

Lenny is probably back in Germany which will no doubt come as a massive relief to the population of the USA and a massive blow to the good denizens of Bundesrepublik Deutschland and he's catering to a German speaking audience und ich spreche kein Deutsch but it doesn't really matter... I know enough German to know what he posts is either fake news, stupid conspiracy theories, hatred or adverts for his own collapsing empire.

I could post a screenshot of his claim that canned foods from Thailand contain HIV which is idiotic, medically ignorant and over five years old... and false of course but what would be the point? He's been posting this sort of shit for years and his Facebook posts rarely exceed a dozen 'likes' and most get no likes at all. His new DrColdwell1 account on Twitter gets zero likes, zero comments and zero retweets.

I could comment on his latest theory that his former hero Donald Trump has been 'got at' by 'the Jews' but again what would be the point other than to mock the way his hero has fallen from grace?

I could comment on his ever-forthcoming new book on vaccination that he's been promising for the last year or more but again... What would be the point? "New book fails to appear for the 379th day running" soon gets boring.

So... And I really will sum up this time... This blog has been quieter this year and almost silent for the last month because Lenny hasn't done anything worth commenting on that I haven't commented on before at least twice... He's become boring, predictable and he doesn't seem to even have the willpower to properly push his scam to his new/old audience.

Lenny is back where he started trying to lazily grift his way to fame and fortune in Germany and doing no better today than he did then as far as I can tell. His English language scams are deceased for all intents and purposes and his glory days as Kevin Trudeau's bitch are ancient history... And that's what Lenny himself is becoming... History.


No income stream... Money spent... Golden horsey statue pawned... Rented lakeside mansions vacated... USA abandoned to its fate.

There WILL be further posts on this blog when... Or should that be 'if'?.. He does anything interesting and yes Lenny... I will still be watching you... But until then...

Au revoir mes ami.

Saturday, 15 April 2017

In which Lenny thinks he's doing Facebook a favour....



Well it looks like Leonard Coldwell, the world's leading pretend doctor and all round fraud is back in the harness as far as Facebook is concerned anyway.

It's much of the same.... Ridiculous boasts, racism and bullshit but this one is worth mentioning...

I hope that the sheer insanity of thinking you can unilaterally impose conditions or a "fine [of] one trillion dollars" on somebody who gives you a FREE means of promoting your drivel and bollocks doesn't need pointing out to my intelligent readers.

In other news it seems Lenny is claiming to have 32,000 members of his Idiocy Based Money Scam in Europe... That would make it 32,000 more members than the recently abandoned USA branch of the scam and it would make it truly strange that his Hanover 'event' two weeks ago wash a total washout.

I'm fairly certain that the above picture was taken at last weekend's big 'alt med' festival rather than a Lenny based operation but one thing really bothers me about this no doubt wonderful meal...  Where the fuck are the chairs?

Saturday, 8 April 2017

Leonard Coldwell and Donald Trump... Honeymoon over... Divorce inevitable.

It's always sad when a marriage ends... The disappointment, the recriminations, the realisation that the love has gone and the object of your love was never the person you thought they were in the first place.

Sad it is then that Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell's long term romance with Donald Trump has come to an end. It was in truth always completely predictable that their marriage would end this way because the love only ever flowed from Lenny to his erstwhile husband... It never flowed back... It was unrequited love.










Tuesday, 4 April 2017

Where oh where has Not A Doctor Leonard Coldwell gone?

Oh where, oh where can he be?..

Yes, yes... I know I've not posted for the best part of two weeks but I've had more important things to deal with than the comings and goings of a pretend doctor.

But... I do wonder what is going on over in LennyLand where all but one of his Facebook accounts have been silent for a week and his female persona... Eyn Rand... Had posted thisa...


'Technical reasons' sayeth the Kraut Kwack... I wonder what that means in reality...

What is particularly surprising is that three days ago on 1st April (how appropriate) he was supposedly hosting another one (actually only the second) of his not-to-be-missed Idiocy Based Money Scam Germany seminars in Hamburg or Hanover of something beginning mit ein 'H' and yet he's not so much as mentioned it. Normally at this point he'd be crowing about the success of his scam but this time... Nuffink.

I can't help but wonder if the event actually went ahead or whether Germany is now totally wise to the fraudulent little fucker and he has abandoned the whole thing... Keeping what money his few marks have parted with of course.

I commented at the time of his last 'seminar' on the piss-poor turn-out of around 30 out of the 20,000 or so members he claimed to have. I'm guessing that virtually none of the 30 or so would be stupid enough to pay twice for the same shit or continue to pay their membership fees once they realise that Coldwell doesn't actually have anything to sell but third rate motivational crap they can get anywhere for nowt.

Now speaking of the IBMS scam I noticed that the original (and I use that word in its widest possible sense) IBMS USA has now officially gone down the pan...  
"We reached our limit for USA Members. Sorry at this time we cannot accept further Member Applications for english speaking Members."
...he says...


Of course this is nothing but complete bullshit unless his definition of "reaching our limit" is "have no members whatsoever". In reality IBMS USA never really got off the ground in the first place and most of the few members it did have initially were people who were members of the collapsed GIN scam (which Coldwell was a willing promoter of until he was sacked by Kevin Trudeau) who clearly didn't learn their lesson the first time.

I have theorised in some of my previous posts that Lenny was no longer resident in the USA and had moved back to Germany. Now I may have just missed it but I recently found yet another website run by the sawn off little crook going by the name of 'dr coldwell seminars' which is entirely in German... Hmmm.... Interesting...





Is The Land of The Free's loss Germany's burden? Stay tuned....



Tuesday, 14 March 2017

Just in case you forgot Leonard Coldwell was an anti-Semite....





Just for the record Judaism is between three and four thousand years old depending on who you ask and where you draw the line between preceding polytheistic religions and the beginning of monotheistic Judaism... So "A 6000 Year History" is pig ignorant bollocks from the word go.

Thursday, 9 March 2017

Leonard Coldwell... New lies as Lenny gets desperate for cash...


World renowned pretend doctor Leonard Coldwell... Formerly Bernd Witchner... Formerly Bernd Klein... Has a long history of adding new and entirely imaginary achievements to his CV which is why one entirely bogus PhD soon became one entirely bogus PhD and three imaginary PhDs... Such is Lenny's pathological inability to distinguish between reality, lies and preposterous tall stories which nobody in their right minds would believe for a nanosecond.

His penchant for wild flights of fantasy is probably no better illustrated than his patently ridiculous claim that he cured 35,000 patients of cancer during his time in Europe. You only need a grasp of basic arithmetic to realise this is totally impossible and yet it's a claim he has been making for years. Not content with spouting totally impossible bullshit today he's 'enhanced' the story with extra bells and whistles...

It started thus...





In short he's plugging another one of his idiotic seminars for morons with more money than sense.

This one is in Germany where, it appears, he has been living since the beginning of the year... Which is odd now that his hero The Orange Oaf is POTUS but I'll put that down to the unemployment benefits being more generous in the old country than the new world...

Where was I?... Oh yeah... All you have to do is transfer €999 to his bank account for this life changing opportunity to listen to the deranged ramblings of a third rate charlatan.

But anyway...

Further down the page we have this spiel...



Yes folks... There it is... A new enhancement to the old cretinous lie... Now it's not a boring old 35,000 patients but a new and improved 66,000 and now the 'studies' aren't just from his old mate Tommy Hohn but also 'doctor' Crone and 'professor' Wilkening.

And then theres a load of the usual bollocks... You know... Curing mummy of Hep C decades before it was discovered blah blah blah... Same shit, different figures, different days... But still all lies...

Wednesday, 1 March 2017

Leonard Coldwell: The only answer to something that doesn't exist.

Feel the irrational need to protect yourself against the health effects of the most ridiculous conspiracy theory of all time? Then you need the ONLY ANSWER that a fake doctor and all-round charlatan recommends...


In other news Lenny says the Democrats don't have the right to represent him in spite of the minor fact he's not actually living there any more...




Friday, 24 February 2017

Yeah... Leonard Coldwell is still a Nazi....

There's still very little to report from Lenny-Land... He seems to have been banned from his English language 'Leonard Coldwell' Facebook post and I've just reported his 'Ayn Rand' profile but just to keep you up to date...

He's still a Nazi...


And given his previous stated hatred of transgender folk and love of the Republican party he's still clearly still not reading what he posts...

Sunday, 12 February 2017

Just in case you'd forgotten that Leonard Coldwell is a Nazi....

Hello dear readers... Have you missed me?

Yes it's been quite a while since my last post and there are two good reasons for that... First and foremost is the fact that I've been down with the worst case of the flu I've ever had... As a way of losing weight it's very effective but on the whole I'd rather not have bothered. The second reason for my lack of posts is that quite frankly Lenny's not really posted anything worthy of comment. Reposting fake news stories doesn't really count... The internet is full of cretins posting links to obviously bullshit stories and given the fact that few of Lenny's Facebook posts attract more than a slack handful of 'likes' I don't really think he's worth bothering with.

But anyway... Just in case you'd temporarily lost track of the fact that Leonard The-Not-Doctor Coldwell was a Nazi here's a couple of posts from earlier today...



Sunday, 29 January 2017

Today's Post Is Not About Leonard Coldwell....

Whilst it true that Lenny really wants to be Donald Trump's wife I dedicate today's post to the British people who have made it abundantly clear that The Orange Oaf is not welcome in the UK.

This petition has been running for less than a day and while it's unlikely to change the position of the Tory twats who run the country or our spineless and sycophantic prime minister the half a million signatures (and still climbing fast) shows the depth of feeling here against Trump and has at least forced the UK government to make 'representations' to the Trump administration... Mealy mouthed though they are.





I'm actually quite looking forward to Trump's visit... It'll certainly give The Secret Service pause for thought.

There's a song I like which addresses the likes of trump... It's by Chumbawamba and it's called 'The Day The Nazi Died'.

We're taught that after the war the Nazis vanished without a trace
But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race
The history books they tell of their defeat in '45
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died

They say the prisoner at Spandau was a symbol of defeat
Whilst Hess remained imprisoned then the fascists they were beat
So the promise of an Aryan world would never materialize
So why did they all come out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died?

The world is riddled with maggots, the maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of all the bosses and bureaucrats
They're taking over the boardrooms and they're fat and full of pride
And they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died

So if you meet with these historians I'll tell you what to say
Tell them that the Nazis never really went away
They're out there burning houses down and peddling racist lies
And we'll never rest again... UNTIL EVERY NAZI DIES!


And I'll leave you with this...