Lenny's Facebook Woes... or ...An early Xmas prezzie to the world from Facebook

So it's not been a good month for Lenny over on Facebook... First his 'Dr Leonard Coldwell' page gets permanently deleted...

...Then his replacement 'Krebsheiler Coldwell' (That's 'Cancer healer Coldwell' if my O Level German (failed) is anything to go by) lasted about a day... Probably because I grassed him up for a fake name and for resurrecting a banned page)...

 ...and then his (just about) English language page got suspended for 30 days...
 

 As usual Lenny pretends Facebook banned him for promoting his 'cure for cancer' or, to be more precise, his 'new' book and he claims there's been another attempt on his life... That must be the seventh or eighth so far.

So is this 'Brave Maverick Doctor' narrative any less bullshit than the many previous times he's employed it? No... Of course it fucking isn't. Leaving aside the fantasy attempts to assassinate him... For which he's never provided a scrap of evidence that they are anything other than a fantasy... Lets look at what ACTUALLY cost him his pages...

Here's the post that got his English language page suspended... And it was me that reported it...

Let me quote that so the Google bots will associate (Not A) Doctor Leonard Coldwell with the vile racist sentiments he reposts...

"The Swedes have had it with the Muslim invasion currently underway in their country. Nine refugee centres have been burnt to the ground to get the message across"

Now that story is A) Not true, B) From 2015 and C) the photograph is of a recycling plant not a 'refugee centre' (The grab crane is a bit of a giveaway)* but what matters is the fact that the appallingly racist (Not A) Dr Leonard Coldwell thinks such a post is worth making... The message that Musilms best leave or face being massacred in arson attacks.

Leonard Coldwell... The great humanitarian... My spotty white arse.

Well there we have it... More of exactly the same shit as before from Leonard Coldwell... Hatred, bigotry, racism and incitement to violence against the most vulnerable in society.

I do at least take comfort from the fact that Lenny is somewhat of a busted flush these days. His scamming has always been third rate at best but what has he been reduced to now? His US version of his IBMS (Idiocy Based Money Scam) is dead and buried, his German version is on life support and his latest self-published rehash of his book isn't even on Amazon.

All he seems to have left are his Facebook accounts which attract minimal 'likes' and 'shares' and his tatty collection of websites.

Will 2018 finally see the back of the vile little creep? Who can say.

Until next time my loyal readers... The compliments of the season to you and may all your days be free of irritating, racist bullshit merchants like Lenny.



*Snopes article on the Swedish Refugee Centre lies.

Lenny stands up for freedom of expression... As long as you're not black.

After many years of referring to President Obama as a gay, Muslim, Kenyan, Negro, traitor Lenny is getting a bit grumpy that some people aren't cramming their tongues up Clown-Elect Trump's arsehole.

His solution to this unwarranted lack of oaf worship and invocation of the right to free expression seems to depend on your skin colour because in the space of a couple of hours he posted the following three moronic statements...



















Leaving aside the question as to why Lenny didn't go back to Germany when Obama was in power if he 'hated amerika [sic] that much' he clearly doesn't seem to grasp that the majority of black people in the USA aren't actually from Africa.

It must really bug Lenny The Racist Not Doctor Coldwell that the majority of black folks in the US are natural born citizens eligible to stand for the post of president... Whereas he... As a mere immigrant... Ain't.

Mind you... I suppose the Jews will be happy that they're being joined in the category of 'dirt' by black folks...

Racist German Leonard Coldwell the racist posts more racist posts that are racist.

Yes... GERMAN racist pretend-doctor Leonard Coldwell really is on a roll to prove just how much of a GERMAN racist he is.

Over the last few days the GERMAN racist Leonard Coldwell who is a GERMAN who was born a GERMAN and grew up in GERMANY with the GERMAN name Bernd Klein has been on a racism bender.

Today he has determined that a person born in GERMANY as a GERMAN remains a GERMAN and can never be... For the sake of argument... An American... Because they weren't born there... They were born in GERMANY... As a GERMAN... So they're GERMAN.

Lenny yet again suffers from his complete inability to follow anything to its logical conclusion...

Screengrabs...

 

I wonder if Lenny checked on where the other contestants were born... Oh no... They're not black are they so it doesn't matter.

Jesus... Is he ever going to stop making a fool of himself in public?

Leonard Coldwell: Bringing you all the lies as they don't happen...

You would think that a man who, quite laughably but apparently seriously, claims to have four PhDs would check his racist lies before he tells them... But the Never-Has-Been-A Doctor Coldwell and the truth have never been on very close terms and he never lets a little thing like truth stand in the way of his anti-Muslim rhetoric.

And so I bring you this...

Now I don't check every link Lenny-The-Liar posts but every so often I see one and think... "Surely I would've heard of this"... Which is what I thought here.

The link goes to known purveyor of bullshit website 'jewsnews' and it says this...

"Five British teens found themselves culturally enriched by a Muslim migrant last week.

After the 17-year old attacker was provoked in no way whatsoever, the Mirror reports that;

five teenagers were squirted with acid on a train station platform.

Five pals aged between 16 and 18 were all taken to hospital following the attack at Ockendon station in Essex in the early hours of Sunday morning.

Lee Elliott, 17, may permanently lose the sight in his left eye and one other teenager suffered potentially life-changing injuries.

Another friend was also treated for ‘life-changing’"

Following the link goes to this page... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ockendon-train-station-acid-attack-8054472 and a story that goes back to May 2016.

The story MAKES NO MENTION of the attacker being a Muslim or a migrant and neither did the report on the BBC

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-36377021

Nor The Independent...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ockendon-acid-attack-teenager-could-go-blind-after-suffering-horrific-burns-in-vicious-attack-a7048126.html

Nor the local paper...

http://www.essexlive.news/barking-thug-sentenced-for-callous-acid-attack-at-ockendon-station-essex/story-29589560-detail/story.html



The 'fact' of the attacker being a 'Muslim migrant' is simply a load of bollocks added to the story by racists... And reposted by a racist.

The attacker was jailed for eight years in August 2016 and he has the distinctly non-Muslim-migranty name of Alexander Bassey.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-36990482



Given that the original racism-enhanced article on jewsnews is dated June 2016 you do have to wonder what Lenny is putting into Google to find this shit don't you?

Lenny can't keep his story straight for 48 hours...

Two days ago Lenny in his female Eyn Rand persona was claiming he was suspended by Facebook for supporting Donald Trump...



















...and then, in his male Dr Leonard Coldwell persona, it suddenly became about him and his fight against the medical establishment... Presumably the ones who spend $42 million every year to discredit him...

The real reason...

People who believe absurdities... Errr...

 

Leonard Coldwell is a doctor - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has four PhDs - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has four 'doctor degrees' - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell was in general practice for 16 years - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell was in the German special forces - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has cured 35,000 cancer patients - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has a 92.3% cancer cure rate - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has a private jet - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has a butler - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has $100,000,000,000 - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has sold 57,000,000 books - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell formerly owned hospitals in Europe - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is going to start his own country - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is as famous as Chuck Norris in the martial arts world - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell was a German army sniper - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has never lost a (legal) fight - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has donated $42,000,000 to his own charitable foundation - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell is world renowned - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is a humanitarian - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is NOT a Nazi - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is NOT a racist - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is NOT a misogynist - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell is NOT a homophobe - ABSURD.
Anything that Leonard Coldwell says is even vaguely credible - TOTALLY FUCKING ABSURD.

 

Leonard Coldwell, Donald Trump and Indecent Assault....

As Lenny posts Hilary, Hilary, Hilary, Hilary links I'm wondering why he hasn't so much as mentioned Trump's boasting about his sexual crimes...

Maybe it has something to do with this...

Full "Forcible Fondling" report HERE.

Or maybe he doesn't actually give a shit because women... or "disgusting fucking whores" as he so pleasantly refers to them... who get raped deserve it for not fighting back hard enough.

Update...

Just a little update to my earlier post about the Dresden Dumpling's impotent rantings...

A quick play with Facebook's 'translate' function popped up these two gems...

First we have Leona (Lenny's 'fem' name) advising himself to have his critics kneecapped because it's cheaper than suing them...
 

Next we have this...

How many times have we heard Lenny claim his critics' days are numbered?.. Yeah... I lost count too but it's quite a few and all we ever get is idiotic lawsuits that wouldn't last five minutes in court even assuming his lawyers don't throw him under the bus in very short order...

Now... You see... The point is Lenny you can only sue people for libel if what they have said about you is false... That's where your cunning plan comes off the rails... You can hardly complain about people calling you a "Jew-hater" when you post rabidly anti-Semitic links on your public Facebook accounts... Can you fatso?

I have to admit I'm a tad curious as to what exactly "We're doing the whole frame kampanie now a end Dave for dr c" means... I've deduced that "Verleumdungskampanie" should translate as "smear campaign" or "whispering campaign" but where the fuck does 'Dave' come from?


When read with " The cowards think if they under false names and post photos we find they don't. The wrong" which I think can be safely wrangled into real English as "The cowards think if they post under false names with false photos [of themselves] we won't find them. They are wrong" I'm going to make an intuitive link and assume that is directed at me, this blog and my Twitter feed...

If that's true then here's a few little hints from me to Lenny which he can have free, gratis and for nothing (or €5000 for life membership) which will help him track me down so he can set his $70,000 'legal team' on me...


1. My name's not Dave... Hint... Six letters... Begins with 'M'... The same in German.

2. I live in Hull which is in Englandshire.

3. If your lawyers want to get in touch with me for a postal address the email address is on this page... But I know you're lazy so I'll repeat it... leonardnotwell[at]gmail.com

4. As I live in the UK if you want to sue lose to me you'll have to do it under the laws of England and Wales and you will need a British barrister or you can represent yourself. The address for the Queens Bench in London is... 

Queen's Bench Division  
The Royal Courts of Justice
Strand 
  London
WC2A 2LL 

Telephone +44 20 7947 7772 

5. One of the defences under English law is "truth" so good luck with that one.

6. According to The Defamation Act 2013 "A statement is not defamatory unless its publication has caused or is likely to cause serious harm to the reputation of the claimant". That means I get to enquire into your finances. That should be very revealing... $42,000,000 to your 'foundations'? Butlers? Private jets? €1000 lunches? 'mega best selling author'? It also means you will have to show you actually have a reputation which is capable of being damaged... Good luck with that one too.

Now then... Now that we're clear on the fact that I'm actually double-daring-with-a-cherry-on-top you to sue me here's a little treat for you as I know how much you hate things on the internet which are false... Apart from things you post that is... Here's a real picture of me which you can repost anywhere you like... 

I know you won't be able to resist telling lies about it like you've done with Connie, Bernie and Jason but you can have it all the same because I'm not hiding from you and never have been... You have ALWAYS been able to post a comment here... I won't censor you. 

You have always been able to comment on my twitter feed too but you've chosen not to do that either and my email address has been on this page for the last six months but you've not used that either.

Hiding Coldwell? No pal... It's you that's hiding from the grubby truth that you are a liar, a fraud, a fake, a bigot, and a con-artist.

Lots of Love...

M????? ???? a.k.a longdog.

Insert witty title here.....

I have to admit it's been a rather boring week over in Lenny-Land with very little to report apart from his posting anti-Hillary conspiracy theories, pro-Trump conspiracy theories and links to anti-Muslim articles on PrisonPlanet which are... as always... unworthy of dignifying with a rebuttal...

So in the absence of anything better I'll leave you with this comparison table of Dr Leonard Coldwell and fellow cancer fraud Belle Gibson which nicely illustrates how all of these alt.med cancer 'healers' plough strikingly similar furrows on their journey through scam-world...

UPDATE: 

I've just come across this article on The Guardian's website...

"The disgraced wellness blogger Belle Gibson has insisted she did not try to “get away with anything”, despite having deceived thousands of online followers into believing she had terminal brain cancer.

The program revealed that in 2011 Gibson underwent a brain scan at the Alfred hospital in Melbourne which showed she was perfectly healthy.
Gibson maintains she believed she had cancer until then – she claims she was wrongly diagnosed in 2009 by a German alternative medicine practitioner – but she did not come clean after receiving the results of the scan."

I wonder who that might have been? Anyone we know mayhap?

In any event what sort of fucking idiot believes an "alternative medicine practitioner" when they tell them they have cancer?.. Or anything else come to that?

In which Lenny can't spot another obvious fake....

I wonder if it's the loss of faculties that comes to us all in our old age or the failing of the eyesight due to excessive and furious masturbation that makes Coldwell post such obviously fake shit as this...

 

"Unbelievable!!!!!"?.. Yes... Because it's not fucking true that's fucking why... It took me the grand total of about a second of typing "Church Sign" into Google to find the REAL source which is of course a humorous sign-making web-site... This one... 

 

Here's another perfectly genuine sign from the same source...

I'm back... And so is Lenny the nazi....

Yes folks... I'm back and something like back to normal after a hiatus of a few months due to a combination of ill health (all better now thanks to REAL doctors), epic computer failure (all better now thanks to an arse-kicking new machine) and... to be quite honest... a large amount of "couldn't be fucking bothered".


Of course there's also the fact that Lenny has spent most of the intervening period on the naughty-step having been banned, repeatedly, from Facebook for continuing to post hate-speech... Although that's not the story the fat little fascist fuck has been telling but if there's one thing we have all learnt about Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell over the last few years it's that the truth and him are strangers.

Yes there have been his many other incarnations on Facebook including his Eyn Rand profile which I assume is his female alter-ego and the one he uses when he's 'dressed'... Don't get me wrong... Some of my best friends are trannies but the thought of the Deutsche Dumpling in a cocktail frock and sling-backs does nothing for me... Although I really must Photoshop some 'evidence' of fatso's feminine fashion faux-pas...

Where was I?


Oh yeah...

The fat fraud has been back from his enforced holiday for over a week now and it's the usual licking of Trump's arse (incidentally... Dear USA... Did you know 'trump' is British English slang for 'fart'?), posting lots of anti Clinton/Obama links to sites that begin with the word 'truth' which is a sure sign they are 100% bullshit... (In much the same way that websites beginning with the word 'health' are inevitably full of crank shit) and the launching of another website flogging 'supplements'... The second attempt at least.


And then there's the dead giveaway links which show exactly what Mr Leonard 'don't call me anti-semitic or I'll set my McLawyers on you' Coldwell reads in his spare time... Viz and to wit the following...



Now I'm not going to actually post the link to that site because I don't want to increase their Google placing and you are intelligent adults who can copy the URL yourself if you must but here is a small selection of the articles available on the site... 

"Jews are inhuman and soulless"

"Myth of the good Jew"

"I bet that person is a Jew"

...And here is a typical quote...

"Jews represent an Organism which lives in the Natural habitat of other Organisms and benefits from deriving resources at their expense. The Jew is a combination of a Virus and a Parasite."

So yeah... Lenny the Liar will happily tell his bargain-basement lawyers he's definitely not a 'Jew-hater' and will even use that as the partial basis of his pitiful and doomed lawsuits... And then he proves to the world that that's exactly what he is by linking to a rabidly racist, anti-Semitic and explicitly Nazi white power site...

What a fuckwit.

Right... That'll do for today but if you're really, really, really good and say your prayers to The Invisble Pink Unicorn (BBHHH) I might come back soon with a Rationalwiki - The Director's Cut article wot I rote which includes all the abuse that got edited from the published version including some of my best jokes...

Laterz...
Oh by the way... You might notice that the above post from the fake-fizzician attracted a mere 21 'likes' and 4 shares which is roughly what I get from a cute picture of my whippet asleep... You'd expect more from the world's leading and most popular whatever it is he's claiming to be this week wouldn't you? Could it actually be that he's not quite as famous as he's letting on?..

(Answer: Yes)

You hate what?

Says the man who threatens law suits but doesn't follow through with them because he's scared of actually having to give evidence.

Says the man who hides behind mail-drops.

Says the man who incites his idiot followers to threaten bloggers with lies about his dead mutt.

No Lenny YOU are the spineless coward.

Inn witch Lennee Carnt Spel Four Toffy...

Well there's not much to report from The Frankfurt Fatso over the last few days... The usual kissing of Donald Trump's arse and the usual alt.med bullshit so here for your mild amusement are just a couple of weeks worth of spelling mistakes by the "multi-bestselling-author" with four PhDs.

"Procecute" (Prosecute)
"Ist in ist last breath" (is in its last breath)
"Poltitit" (Political)
"Polit" (Political.. Again)
"Opponants" (Opponents)
"Respocible" (Responsible)
"Archieves" (Archives or perhaps anchovies)
"Committet" (Committed)
"Mein" (My... Not actually a spelling mistake just the wrong f**king language)
"Cought" (Caught)
"Preventet" (Prevented)
"Kutture" (Culture)
"Dead" (Death)
"Dead" (Death... Again)
"Dowon" (Down)
"Enlish" (English)
"Wifes" (Wives)
"Threaded" (Threatened)
"Frieds request" (Friend requests... Or he wants more chips)
"Doctor Leonard Coldwell" (Herr Bernd Klein)

Apparently the German for "Illiterate" is "Analphabet".

In which Lenny behaves exactly as I predicted.

In my last post I predicted that Lenny the fake doctor and genuine racist would attempt to paint his (sadly temporary) banning from Facebook as the fascist gagging of his posts about the 'Muslim, Kenyan, Negro in the Whitehouse' rather than the reality that he was banned for posting racist hate speech... And sure enough he's done exactly that..

No you horrible little f**king Nazi charlatan quack liar you were banned because I reported you for this racist shite...

So basically it's more bullshit from the world's leading expert in bullshit.

In which Lenny gets kicked off Facebook... Again...

I have no doubt that if / when Lenny does get his main Facebook page reinstated... And I'm hoping that's never... He will claim it's because he's posting the TROOF!!! about 'The Muslim Negro in the Whitehouse' as he so charmingly puts it and not for posting more of his vile racist screeds... Well here's the evidence....

In which Lenny spends xmas alone...

Poor old Lenny... While most of us were spending Christmas with our friends and/or family eating, drinking and making merry our hearts full of love for our fellow man... Lenny was sitting alone in his run down North Carolina hovel posting hate to the internet....

Including this classic...

 

 Obviously Lenny subscribes to this YouTube channel which is why he posted a link just one day after the video was out up... Other classy videos on this channel cover the full range of conspiraloon bollocks and stuff which is... Quite frankly... Totally insane... See for yourself...

Anyway... I'm still in a holiday mood so f**k him and his Hitler-Loving bollocks... And complements of the season to my readers.

In which Lenny reverts to anti-semitic type....

After yesterday's post I'm happy to report that Not-A-Doctor Coldwell is back on bigoted form with this idiotic post...

 

Obviously Lenny's deeply ingrained anti-semitism, poor grasp of English and breathtaking lack of intelligence prevent him spotting that the 'interview' is... Like his 'qualifications'... Obviously fake.

Here's the blurb under the YouTube video...

And here are the titles of some other videos from the same guy...

• Hitler explains the international Jewish problem.
• Michael Jasckson's opinion about Jews - They are leeches.
• Marlon Brando - Jews Control Hollywood
• Isreali minister. We always use the anti-semitism trick or bring up the holocaust.
• President Nixon on the Jewish question
• Stop the genocide of European mankind - David Duke.
• I don't date outside my race.

...All of which link to theforbiddentruth website of which Lenny is obviously a keen reader... It is of course a rabidly right-wing and antisemitic disgrace... Just like Lenny the Liar.

In which Lenny tries to white-wash his reputations... Maybe... Maybe not...

Since Lenny's enforced absence from Facebook due to them censoring him and yada, yada, yada, bullshit, bullshit, blah, blah, blah he seems to have gone rather quiet. Not only that he has been posting links which suggest he's either turned over a new leaf (highly unlikely), is trying not to get permabanned (quite likely) or... He's trying to white-wash away his ingrained bigotry, racism, anti-Semitism and general hatred for anybody who's not Trump, Putin or a fat, fake, frudulant doctor from Germany... That's ingrained bigotry, racism, anti-Semitism and general hatred for anybody who's not Trump, Putin or a fat, fake, frudulant doctor from Germany which has been very publicly pearoasted all over teh internetz by me, Connie, Bernie and Jason....

How else do you explain these two totally out of character posts today?

 

Of course there are other possibilities... Perhaps Amy or Sarah or whatever other unfortunate deaf, blind and mad female happens to be doing the underpants boogie with the delusional butterball has been posting on his behalf... like when he tried to get Sarah B to edit his rationalwiki article and she forgot to edit the email headers...  

"please put on wiki page thx sis

Sunday, August 24, 2014 2:34 PM Mark as Unread Flag this message

From: "Dr Leonard Coldwell" <dr.leonardcoldwell@gmail.com>

To: "Sarah Barendse" <S_J_Barendse@yahoo.com>"

HAHAHAHAHA...

Or perhaps he's playing for a better position when his $700,000 'legal team' launch their next ill-conceived defamation suit...

Or perhaps he's just seen 'KKK' and 'Hitler' and thought "Oh... I like them... <copypasta>... Without actually reading the articles...

Or perhaps his account's been hacked again...

Anyway....

Just so nobody forgets what he's really like...

...In which Lenny proves he doesn't understand irony... Or does he?

Well it's been a good week on the NotDoctor Leonard Coldwell front because he's had his Facebook access knobbled by the CIA/NWO/Rotshchild/Jews/PigFarma swines who run it... Which has given me a week off... Which is nice...

But now he's back posting shit again and whining about not being able to post his posts full of posts about Obama and things... Obviously it was his posts about Obama 'the negro muslim' that got his account suspended and nothing at all to do with his constant stream of hate-speech...

Anyhoo... It's often said... By the English at least... That Americans simply don't get irony and the Germans don't have any sense of humour whatsoever... Not a view I adhere to but as Loopy Len the Not A Doctor is both a German and a proud and patriotic American (Look... I'm sorry Americans but if you will give ignorant f**kwits citizenship that's your fault not mine...) he does actually prove both theories correct... Well... In his individual case anyway... Because he posted this...

Now Lenny has shown himself to be both a Trump fan and a Putin fan... The first I assume is because they are both fat, bald, ignorant racists with massive egos and the second... Well... I'm f**ked if I know why to be honest but he clearly hasn't noticed that calling Putin "The world's greatest statesman" might just possibly be sarcasm.

But wait!!!

Maybe he does understand irony and that's the reason he posted this...

 

 Because of course Lenny "The Great Humanitarian™ with a Doctorate in Humanities from an unaccredited but very prestigious university" Coldwell has always been a champion of equal rights for all regardless of race, creed or colour...

Apart from these times over the last month or so...

So yes... Loopy Lenny... Not a racist at all EXCEPT HE F**KING IS A RACIST and a nasty minded little bigot.

...But then perhaps I shouldn't point out that Leonard Coldwell is a racist, an anti-Semite, a bigot or any of the other nasty things I say about the lying, conning, psychotic, sawn-off, fat little fraud because he might get his new 'legal team' to sue me... Like his last totally incompetent / obviously lied to / just plain full of shit "(Former) Internet Defamation Experts" legal team sued Connie and pretended to sue Jason, Rationalwiki and whois.com...

...Now obviously the last thing I want is to be dragged into court by the weasely little butter-ball waste of human DNA and his $700,000 per annum legal team... Nah... Not really... Bernd... Sorry... Leonard... Please, please, please SUE ME YOU LYING, DUPLICITOUS, SCAMMING, RACIST, ANTI-SEMITIC, HOMOPHOBIC, MISOGYNIST, CORPULENT, SLAP-HEADED, PIG-IGNORANT LITTLE ARSEHOLE QUACK... You'd have to sue me in England of course but it's well known that libel settlements in England are HUGE!!!!.. But you'd have to win first and you'd last about 30 seconds in the witness-box before you ran out crying like a little bitch when you'd actually have to prove things like you being a doctor, being in general practice for 16 years, being a 'professor of psychology', having 32,000 successes curing cancer and curing your dear mutti of Hep C 15 years before it was discovered... None of which EVER F**KING HAPPENED.

I'll just leave this here....

More words of wisdom from the man who "was awarded at Congress for his contribution for Humanity and also received an honorary degree as Doctor of Humanities from the highly respected Louisiana Baptist University Diploma Mill"

 

What a lovely man he is.