Leonard Coldwell... Merchant of hate... Again...

So it looks like The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell has been suspended... Yet again... From his English language (or what passes for the English language in his case) Facebook account.

This time it seems it was for hate speech again but at least with a slight variation on a theme...

The second time eh?.... I wonder if the first one was removed for the same reason as the second...

While we are on the subject of Lenny The Liar's pathological hatred of Muslims... And Jews... And black people... Here's one of his posts from earlier in the week...

Think you've seen this transparently fake shit before?... You're absolutely right... Here it is from two years ago when it was as fake as it is now...

 

https://www.hoax-slayer.net/fake-islamic-america-we-will-kill-you-all-sign-image-spreading-hate/

So there you go... Call another whaaaaambulance for poor old hard-done-by Lenny...

Not A Doctor Leonard Coldwell makes a racist fool of himself... Again.

Freshly returned from his latest 14 day ban over on Facebook Lenny returns with the usual scatter-gun posting of fake news bullshit and... Of course... His usual frothing racism.

It is therefore my pleasure to bring you this gem from the anti-immigrant immigrant...

"European ! Must must see this !!!

The Muslims demanded not to drive in the Ramadan Holiday in Birmingham England! 

In 10 to 20 years Muslims will control England!"

Now I know Birmingham quite well and have friends who live there but I was very surprised to hear about this because surely somebody would have mentioned it...

Well... They would've heard of it if had actually happened which it didn't... Let's go through just a few minor points.

1) This isn't Birmingham.
2) The rioters are not Muslims.
3) Their is no rule in Islam against driving during Ramadan.
4) Leonard Coldwell is a racist turd.

If you watch the video... And I won't link to any of the racist sites that host it but it can be seen here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAoQTQE_YTY ... you can clearly see the cars are driving on the right... In the UK we drive on the left.

The reality is that the video shows football hooligans attacking traffic in Basel, Switzerland and this video is of events that happened over a month ago.

As for "in 10 - 20 years Muslims will control England" well... England (as opposed to the UK) has a population of 51 million and of that 51 million roughly 2.7 million are Muslims... That's about 5%. Muslims are actually outnumbered roughly five-to-one by atheists and over ten-to-one by nominal Christians. The UK as a whole and England in particular is distinctly secular in nature and we have as a rule very little tolerance for people who try to force their religion down our throats... If you measure religion by those who actually practice their faith the number of genuinely religious people of all faiths is in the region of 25%... Leaving 75% who really couldn't care less what their god tells them to do and have no intention of being bound by what it says in their religious books.

So how exactly are the Muslamics going to control England?.. The answer of course is that they won't and in the main they don't want to. This is just another one of Lenny's little racist fantasies.

Even one of his followers told him he was talking shit...

"Denis Revák

This post is bullshit! Video have nothing to do with your description ! I was thinking your are a smart guy but now I saw how manipulate you are Mister Coldwell you sucks!"

A return to posting as Lenny changes his 'doctor' claim yet again.

Hello my loyal followers... Yes it's been a while but to be quite honest Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell... Or as I intend to refer to him from now on The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell... Has not done anything worthy of comment.

Yes... He's still scattergun posting conspiracy theory shit to what Facebook pages he has left... (his 'Dr Leonard Coldwell' profile having been nuked by Big-Farma shills.. https://www.facebook.com/dr.leonard.coldwell/)... Much of it just reposts of his previous posts... And he's still making grandiose claims to his ever decreasing audience such as claiming his latest self published book is 'the best selling book in history'... No... Just NO.*

Anyhoo...

I couldn't resist bringing to a wider audience the fact that he's changed his claim about being a doctor yet again... Gone the PhD in psychology (from a diploma mill)... Gone the other three mystery PhDs he's stopped mentioning because the thick fuck realised... belatedly... It was making him look ridiculous... Gone the medical degree that let him ply the trade of general practitioner... You know the one... The one from the US not valid in Germany and the one in Germany not valid in the US... Now he's a....

Wait for it...


Wait for it...


A Doctor of Engineering...

The above from what I think is a new webshite for his fraudulent / non-existent 'Cancer Patient Advocate Foundation'...

There it is... Dr. Ing.

To quote Wikipedia...

The Doktoringenieur (acronym Dr.-Ing., also Doktor der Ingenieurwissenschaften) is the German engineering doctorate degree, comparable to the Doctor of Engineering, Engineering Doctorate, Doctor of Science (Engineering), Doctor of Science (Technology) or a PhD in Engineering or Architecture.

Needless to say this 'doctorate' is likely to be about as real as all of his other 'qualifications'... That is to say not real at all.

Incidentally if you were wondering about the no doubt frugal but business-like offices of this wonderful humanitarian organisation which is definitely NOT just another one of Lenny's fantasies...

What sort of doctorate will The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell claim next... Stay tuned for all the latest news as it happens... If it happens...

* In case you were wondering the fastest selling book in history was... According to Wikipedia...

2007 Book – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling selling approximately 15 million copies worldwide in its first day

...so forgive my doubts about The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell's latest vanity published rehash of The Only Book He's Ever (Had Ghost) Written™

Fake doctor Leonard Coldwell calls his pot and his kettle black.

In what is possibly the least self-aware and most irony-meter-overloading post the 100% unqualified charlatan Not-A-Doctor Leonard "Nine PhDs" Coldwell has posted in a while I bring you this classic post from his female on-line persona Leonora Coldwell Eyn Rand...

 

Now if you are like me and have a minimal grasp of the German language that probably doesn't make much sense but there's a word that jumps out.... "Unqualifizeite"... Or as we say in God's own English... "Unqualified"...

The headline reads... According to Google Translate...

"Two Germans died because of treatment by unqualified migrant doctors"

Yes folks... Leonard Coldwell the unqualified fake doctor migrant is warning his ever decreasing band of followers about the dangers of unqualified migrant doctors.

In reality the doctors referred to in the article were at least arguably qualified although their qualifications were not it appears valid in Germany. Compare and contrast if you will the 'qualifications' of Lenny which are of course completely and utterly bogus and not valid for the practice of medicine in Germany or anywhere else in the world...

Lenny... You owe me an irony meter...

 

 

Multiple PhD recipient Leonard Coldwell makes a fool of himself again.

For a man with one, five or nine PhDs Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell doesn't seem to know much about anything and particularly not chemistry... Or internet culture...

Over on his Eyn Rand Facebook page he posted this...

 

Eagle eyed readers may have noticed the use of the word 'Dihydrogenmonoxid' but we'll come back to that... Here's the story link (via Google Translate) to from the apparently trustworthy Wetteronline website... That's weather online if you're not German... 

There it is again... Dihydrogen Monoxide... But wait!!!! What was the date of this story? Ah... April 1st... Hmmmm...

Here's the edit from the article...

"Contrails and chemtrails

Addendum: As you have noticed immediately, of course, this message is an April Fool's joke: Oxidan or dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is nothing more than the chemical name for water. And, of course, it is a truism that the vapor trails from jets mostly consist of water vapor and that water plays a crucial role in weather forecasting. Only the research society UEGSD we have invented freely. We ask you to look into this little april-flyer. :-)"

And here's the first paragraph from the Wikipedia Dihydrogen Monoxide page...

"The dihydrogen monoxide hoax involves calling water by the unfamiliar chemical name "dihydrogen monoxide" (DHMO), and listing some of water's effects in a particularly alarming manner, such as accelerating corrosion and causing suffocation. The hoax often calls for dihydrogen monoxide to be banned, regulated, and labeled as hazardous. It illustrates how a lack of scientific literacy and an exaggerated analysis can lead to misplaced fears."

And so there we have it... Further proof the Not-A-Doctor Leonard Codlwell is scientifically illiterate at a very basic level but also proof that he doesn't even read the webpages he links to.

Let me leave you with a seasonally appropriate song...

"♫Oh the weather outside is frightful♫
♫But the fire is so delightful♫
♫And since we've no place to go♫
♫Let it precipitate solid dihydrogen monoxide! Let it precipitate solid dihydrogen monoxide! Let it precipitate solid dihydrogen monoxide!♫"

How to be a life coach...

The sad thing is this parody is way more convincing than Lenny's IBMS sales pitch.

I have become (the announcer of) death. The destroyer of meat feast pizza.

Good evening loyal readers...

In truth I have very little to report on viz-a-viz the inane ramblings of everybody's least favourite pretend doctor. He's still not doing anything particularly noteworthy above and beyond posting shit on Facebook and getting himself banned repeatedly for what he claims is posting cancer cures but is in reality for posting hate-speech. So the same old same old really.

I couldn't however resist commenting on this...

 

Yes folks... Here we see Lenny and Lurch from The Adam's Family General Albert Stubblebine III and Rima Laibow who he describes, with the usual modesty, as "true friends. 3 PERSONS WHO ARE NUMBER 1 in their territory."

Now... Leaving aside the fact that he can't even spell his 'true friends' names correctly there's the minor fact that his 'true friend' Rima doesn't seem to have told her 'true friend' Lenny that his 'true friend' General Bert 3 is what people who talk like what I talk call 'Brown Bread'... Yep... He snuffed it, went to meet his bookmaker, rang down the curtain and joined the choir invisible six month ago.

Rima Laibow (I don't know if she is or was a real doctor as opposed to a pretend doctor like Lenny) was in fact the wife of General Bert 3 and used his illness and death as just another way of raising money for her Natural Solutions Foundation scam. As my overflowing email spam directory proves. Incidentally... Gen B3 'went to live on a farm' in spite of the 'natural' ministrations of Rima.

So there you go Lenny... Your 'true friend' is pushing up the daisies and I suggest the next time you dig around in your 'old pictures I can use in my scams' directory for stuff to post between the fake news and racism you check to see if your 'true friend' and fellow 'number 1 in their territory' (and I think you mean 'field' rather than territory to be honest) you check to see if they're still drawing breath.

My sincere condo-diddly-odences as Ned Flanders would say.


PS: Unlike Lenny and Possibly-A-Real-Doctor Laibow General Bert actually has a Wikipedia page... It's... Err... Odd... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Stubblebine

Leonard Coldwell the Jew-hater marks Holocaust Memorial day... Or not...

Nice to see that holocaust denying Jew hater, the fake doctor Leonard Coldwell has marked yesterday's Holocaust Memorial Day in his usual Jew hating way...

Links to this (with the assistance of Google Translate)...

That text in easier to read form...

Some worried contemporaries are concerned that Donald Trump is too much associated with Jews to put a stop to the global system of globalism. For a better understanding, when we speak of globalism, we automatically speak of supporting the Holocaust lie. The assassination of the German masses to promote the willingness to be pounded for the destruction of globalization was achieved with the Holo lie. We often forget that this greatest lie in the history of mankind is propagated by numerous organizations and foundations operating under the most diverse labels in the state order. Two important organizations created under the pretext of humanity and art for the preservation and promotion of Holo lies are the Endowment for the Humanities (NEH) and National Endowment for the Arts (NEA), now Donald Trump can be eliminated. The funds for these bodies are canceled and the organizations are dissolved.

The Trump team prepares dramatic savings
  Donald Trump is ready to cut the government expenditure with the ax. Members of the Trump Transitional System met with white-collar activists in the run-up to the opening-up of the government to publicize their plans to reduce government bureaucracy. The changes that have been proposed are dramatic. The Office for Economy and Energy sees major reductions in the financing of public organizations. Programs that fall under the sovereignty of the government are eliminated. These include the foundations of the National Endowment for the Humanities (NEA) and the National Endowment for the Humanities. These foundations are completely eliminated. (TheHill.com, January 19, 2017)
 
To eliminate Liberalist foundations that support the Holocaust lie was not conceivable for the Jewish United States. In despair, the left-swamp man Jakob Augstein writes on January 26, 2017 in the SPIEGEL:
 
"Liberal society has failed bitterly. And on the most important question of the future she has no answer: What if Trump succeeds? Donald Trump, the billionaire in the guise of the popular tribune, is the answer. He is the proof of a sad law: capitalism is fascist in its crisis, and democracy is not only powerless, it is the path. This man has not come to power. He was democratically elected. The shrinking of the world is the tragedy of our present. The Trump fever has broken ... The companies, including the Germans, have started to plan with Trump. "

 So yeah... The 'aspiring' clinician for whom it would be 'professional suicide' to make anti-Semitic posts outs himself yet again as the Jew hating bigot he is...

No surprise there then....

Fake Doctor Leonard Coldwell disagrees with The Moron Of The Free World....

A few weeks ago...

A few hours ago...

All over the news few days ago...

Clearly Lenny doesn't read the real news preferring instead to focus on what I believe Trumps advisors call "alternative facts" but what the real world call blatant fucking lies.

Mind you... Anybody who thought Trump would do anything to even slightly inconvenience the oil industry clearly has an IQ in single figures... And I'm not sure Leonard Coldwell the utterly fake doctor could even manage single figures...

I don't expect him to break off his sycophantic bromance with The Orange Oaf any time soon...

Lenny's ego finally reaches peak stupid...

No longer just the world's greatest living healer, world's wealthiest man and world's leading expert on everything pretend Doctor Leonard Coldwell finally achieves his obviously well deserved status of deity.
























What an utterly ridiculous, egomaniacal, silly little bullshitting oaf he really is.

Leonard Coldwell... Fake doctor and racist.... Attempts to whitewash his racism.

Posts this plea for racial harmony...

Forgets that last week he made these blatantly racist posts...

Pretend Doctor Coldwell gives black people a rest and goes back to being anti-semitic.

It's nice to know that Lenny's recent public hatred of black people hasn't dulled his long-standing hatred for the Jews...

UPDATE: The above post was made about 3.15pm GMT and I tweeted it at about 4.00pm... By 6.45pm Lenny had posted the link below...

I really don't know what to make of this as following the link (Here via Google Translate) leads to a Spiegel Online story which documents the fact that researchers at the German National Archives have identified (so far) 175,191 Jewish victims of the Nazi's murderous war on humanity... Note... That's only the Jewish victims who were living in Germany.

It goes on to state...

"In total, the Holocaust suffered about six million people, including at least 1.5 million children."

I can see three possible explanations as to why Lenny would have posted this link when he did...

The first, and least cynical of explanations is that he just didn't read the link and posted it because he saw the words 'Germany' and 'Jews' in the same sentence but didn't bother actually reading the article.

The second and second least cynical explanation is that he DID read it but stopped when he got to the figure of 175,191 dead and thought "Ach so. Zer ist more evidence that zee holocaust wasn't that bad"... He never got as far as the 6,000,000 figure which is widely recognised by people who aren't holocaust denying arseholes.

The third and most cynical explanation is that he saw this post (and yes Lenny... I do know you read this blog but I'm not going to tell you HOW I know it... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more)... And he had a brief flash of lucidity about his self evident racism, anti-semitism and all round bigotry.

I'll be quite frank... I think most of the people who follow Lenny's antics on his multiple Facebook accounts... When he's not on the naughty step... Are fucking idiots. I think people who actually give him money towards for his idiotic scams are REAL fucking idiots. But I don't believe most of them are nasty minded racists or raging anti-semites.

During Lenny's doomed sham lawsuit of 2015 he got his liars lawyers to argue to Jason that his being publicly anti-Semitic would be "vocational suicide" (Full story here)... Perhaps Lenny has... Very belatedly... Realised that it's actually true.

As long as I have my breath... And don't have anything better to do with my time... I intend to keep this blog going until Coldwell either crawls back under the rock from which he emerged or stops posting shit on the internet... Which add up to the same thing. Will this harm Coldwell's business interests? I sincerely hope so and this blog is creeping up the Google rankings just like the Rationalwiki article did (it's now on page one I'm please to say). This blog's prime raison d'etre is to catalogue his fuckwittery... And what could be more fuckwitted than claiming to be a great humanitarian and healer while simultaneously making repeated posts to social media full of lies, hatred, bigotry, racism and more hate?

I've said it before many times and I'll say it again... EVERY SINGLE THING I post on this blog is true. If Lenny doesn't like it he can get his $700,000 per annum legal team (hardy-fucking-ha-ha) to email me on the address at the top right of this blog for a full name and postal address for the defamation suit... And then I'll see them... And best of all I'll see Never-Has-Been-And-Never-Will-Be-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell in the high court in London... It'll be more than worth the train fare.

"I won't start the fight but I will finish it!" - Dr Leonard Coldwell.

"Go fuck yourself Coldwell!" - Longdog.

Leonard Coldwell... Fake doctor and champion of conventional medicine....

It seems Lenny has had a change of heart and recognises at last how wonderful the British National Health Service really is...

 

Now there are a couple of problems with the above.

For a start they seem to be making the common error of confusing England with The United Kingdom, of which England is just one of the four constituent countries.

"You don't have to pay a single penny for anything" isn't quite true. Prescriptions in England cost £8.40 per item although there are many exemptions and the maximum you have to pay in a year is £104... Prescriptions in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are all free. There are also capped charges for dental care and eye care... With similar exemptions as above.

It's not strictly true of course to say healthcare in the UK is free... We pay for it through our taxes but in any event it's nice to see that Lenny fully endorses social health-care... Although not apparently in the US.

Here in the UK we quite simply adore the NHS and, although it's not perfect, politicians who neglect, attack or belittle it do so at their own peril. It is, in effect, free at the point of delivery and comprehensive and the standards of care are, on the whole, excellent... And this has another effect... We have a VERY low tolerance for unqualified quacks like Codwell.

There's a few reasons why Coldwell would come to a very sticky end in the UK..

• We don't allow 'naturopaths' and similar unqualified charlatans to practice medicine.
  
• The Cancer Act 1939 makes it a criminal offence to sell cancer cures to the public.
• We don't allow the sale of 'supplements' which make unproven medical claims.

• We don't allow people to use fake qualifications to sell their shit. 

I should probably also add to the the fact that British people are famous for their cynicism which is why we don't put up with con-artists like Lenny.

Probably the strangest thing about Lenny posting this is the fact that the NHS doesn't fuck about with stupid, unproven, unscientific shit like the stupid, unproven, unscientific shit he peddles when it treats cancer... Or anything else come to that... It use conventional medicine. If Lenny's claims that conventional medicine doesn't work, particularly his claim that conventional cancer treatment doesn't work were true then why would he post the above in the first place?

Poor, confused idiot.

Racist Leonard Coldwell the racist's racist binge day 3...

Clearly Lenny has some deep seated hatred of black people... Or perhaps just uppity black people with opinions different to his own... Perhaps his mother was scared by a jar of Robinson's Marmalade while she was carrying him or something...

But anyway... He (under his Eyn Rand female persona) has been posting more of the same shite as yesterday and the day before... If a picture paints a thousand words here are three thousand which speak for themselves...

Lenny stands up for freedom of expression... As long as you're not black.

After many years of referring to President Obama as a gay, Muslim, Kenyan, Negro, traitor Lenny is getting a bit grumpy that some people aren't cramming their tongues up Clown-Elect Trump's arsehole.

His solution to this unwarranted lack of oaf worship and invocation of the right to free expression seems to depend on your skin colour because in the space of a couple of hours he posted the following three moronic statements...



















Leaving aside the question as to why Lenny didn't go back to Germany when Obama was in power if he 'hated amerika [sic] that much' he clearly doesn't seem to grasp that the majority of black people in the USA aren't actually from Africa.

It must really bug Lenny The Racist Not Doctor Coldwell that the majority of black folks in the US are natural born citizens eligible to stand for the post of president... Whereas he... As a mere immigrant... Ain't.

Mind you... I suppose the Jews will be happy that they're being joined in the category of 'dirt' by black folks...

Racist German Leonard Coldwell the racist posts more racist posts that are racist.

Yes... GERMAN racist pretend-doctor Leonard Coldwell really is on a roll to prove just how much of a GERMAN racist he is.

Over the last few days the GERMAN racist Leonard Coldwell who is a GERMAN who was born a GERMAN and grew up in GERMANY with the GERMAN name Bernd Klein has been on a racism bender.

Today he has determined that a person born in GERMANY as a GERMAN remains a GERMAN and can never be... For the sake of argument... An American... Because they weren't born there... They were born in GERMANY... As a GERMAN... So they're GERMAN.

Lenny yet again suffers from his complete inability to follow anything to its logical conclusion...

Screengrabs...

 

I wonder if Lenny checked on where the other contestants were born... Oh no... They're not black are they so it doesn't matter.

Jesus... Is he ever going to stop making a fool of himself in public?

Fame at last.. FAME AT LAST!!!!

For those of you who don't read the comments I'm delighted to say that I have finally received the fame and no doubt additional fortune that comes with being added to the list of big pharma shills (formerly 'whores') and 'presstitutes' exposed over on the Exposing Connie Schmidt blog.

http://exposingconnieschmidt.blogspot.co.uk/

Now if I were Lenny / Cathy Coldwell I'm not sure I'd be that thrilled by ECS as it tends to draw more attention to his/her blatant bullshitting, fantastic tales, racism, bigotry and megalomania than it does to his all-encompassing magnificence but y'know... Each to his own.

Giving credit where credit is due, the author of the blog, Florian / Didier has, thus far at least, been perfectly open to actually debating the issue of Lenny's patently absurd claims so... y'know... That's more than Lenny himself is willing to do. In all honesty I think Florian / Didier couldn't carry an argument in a bucket but at least he tries.

There is a 'Der Untergang' video at least partly devoted to me... Which is very flattering... But not very good to be honest.

Apparently... "They will be served with a long blogpost on [t]here debunking all of their false claims, stay tuned..." I await the post with baited breath.

Anyhoo... Pop over to http://exposingconnieschmidt.blogspot.co.uk/ and give the guy some traffic. But play nice please.

Fake doctor cites highly qualified ex-model as expert on vaccinations....

Melania "What first attracted you to multi millionaire Donald?" Trump gave a speech supporting the anti-vaxxers... Except she didn't really and anyway this largely bullshit story is six months old.

I'm not sure whose medical opinion I value more... That of an old, fat, bald, racist and totally fake doctor with four entirely imaginary PhDs and four non-existent 'doctor degrees' or a retired, gold-digging, ex-model with an imaginary degree in architecture*.  

I think I'll stick to taking the advice of people with genuine expertise who stand some chance of knowing what the fuck they are talking about.

*   "In July 2016, Melania's official website was redirected to Trump.com. On Twitter, she stated that her site was outdated and did not "accurately reflect [her] current business and professional interests." This change came after it was widely noted by the media that the website had falsely claimed for more than 10 years that she had a degree in architecture and design from the University of Ljubljana. Her biography in the 2016 Republican National Convention official program also incorrectly stated that she had obtained a degree in Slovenia." Source

...and speaking of believing things...

It's not often I post twice in one day to this blog but in view of the fact that the last post was about Leonard Coldwell the not-doctor warning his readers not to believe absurdities in spite of being a world class spouter of absurd claims I couldn't resist grabbing this from one of his multiple Facebook accounts...

  

Yep... That makes sense Lenny but what say we expand the "stupid to believe things because someone says so" motif to people who claim to be doctors with an illustrious career behind them when in reality they ARE NOT A FUCKING DOCTOR OF ANYTHING!

Yeah, yeah, yeah... You are a world leading doctor, you have four PhDs, you're an expert on cancer, you have the greatest success rate of any cancer 'expert', you're an award winning writer and you cured your mother of Hep C fifteen years before it was discovered... Except NONE of those things is even close to being the truth. 

Of course if I'm wrong you can always set your fantasy 'legal team' on me... Which reminds me... "I won't start a fight but I will finish it" ain't fucking true either is it? What's the current score? World 3 ; Lenny 0 if I remember correctly.

Lawsuits to the usual address please.

People who believe absurdities... Errr...

 

Leonard Coldwell is a doctor - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has four PhDs - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has four 'doctor degrees' - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell was in general practice for 16 years - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell was in the German special forces - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has cured 35,000 cancer patients - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has a 92.3% cancer cure rate - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has a private jet - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has a butler - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has $100,000,000,000 - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has sold 57,000,000 books - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell formerly owned hospitals in Europe - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is going to start his own country - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is as famous as Chuck Norris in the martial arts world - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell was a German army sniper - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell has never lost a (legal) fight - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has donated $42,000,000 to his own charitable foundation - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell is world renowned - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is a humanitarian - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is NOT a Nazi - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is NOT a racist - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is NOT a misogynist - ABSURD.

Leonard Coldwell is NOT a homophobe - ABSURD.
Anything that Leonard Coldwell says is even vaguely credible - TOTALLY FUCKING ABSURD.