The Great Not-A-Dr.med Leonard Coldwell SCANDAL!!!

OK... I'll admit right now the scandal isn't actually a scandal but if Lenny can exaggerate... And he most certainly does that... So can I.

Lenny has taken to his German language 'Cancer Patient Advocacy Foundation' webshite to decry the fact that yet another one of his Facebook profiles has been nuked by the Zionist forces of  evil...

 

 Here's the accompanying text care of Google Translate...

 

"Scandal! Facebook has the German Facebook page of Dr. med. Leonard Coldwell completely deleted. 

Without reason, from now on later ... Hundreds of thousands of subscribers are shocked. 

People who support the opinion and the information of Dr. med. Leonard Coldwell, have now been cut off from the information opportunity on facebook. There is freedom of expression in this country. This means that anyone can say and write what they want and it also means that they can inform themselves and where they want. "Censorship does not take place." Art. 5GG

Dear Federal Constitutional Court: Exercise your office! Ensure the implementation of the laws that we demand of you! There is a great deal of inequality in treatment here. 

The company facebook deletes the website of a person who deals with health and passes this knowledge on. In return, this company allows Menschn, which sends out violence, rape, calls for violence against Christians or similar socially harmful messages. 

Dear readers and fans of Dr. Ing. Coldwell facebook page, please complain! Loud and clear, so that the site can be free again. It has worked before, so do it: complain to facebook! 

https://www.facebook.com/help/community/ask/ - click through the suggestions and ask why the dr. Coldwell is no longer there and that you want to have them again!

Sample text:
 
The facebook page of Dr Leonard Coldwell has been deleted.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679681212134147
  I want to know why.
  They have spent hours raping them, allowing people to call for violence against Christians and discrimination against Germans and other verbs. But someone who shares important information on topics that are obviously of great interest to society will be deleted?
  The Discrimination: The GG §1 says very clearly that NOBODY may be discriminated against because of his religious beliefs, his opinion or his skin color.
  In addition, you violate the GG §5, "There is no censorship."
  The Federal Constitutional Court is the next instance I will contact if you do not restore the page within the next 24 hours.
  Please restore the page, thank you!
 
Alternatively, like this account on facebook: EynRand https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100012315068084 

Thanks, dr. Leonard Coldwell and his entire team"

 Clearly this was another case of Facebook getting fed up with his posting anti-Muslim hate shit and killing another one of his accounts... Something that happens about twice per annum as far as I can tell... But here's a couple of minor points Lenny should perhaps keep in mind..

First and foremost the name of the deleted account... "Dr. med. Leonard Coldwell"... is fake as Leonard Coldwell is not a Dr of medicine... Or anything else... And therefore Facebook were only implementing their freely published rules.

Second... The account did not have hundreds of thousands of subscribers... This is just Lenny picking a big number out of his arse because the real figure didn't seem very impressive. In reality Lenny's multiple accounts tend to have between one and two thousand subscribers... NOT hundreds of thousands.

Third... Assuming Lenny The Liar's citation is correct and Article 5GG of the German constitution says "Censorship does not take place." that does not mean he has the right to post anything he likes to Facebook and have it published. Facebook is a private company and it has the right to choose what it does and what it does not publish. In a case where posts clearly violate their conditions of service they can remove the posts and ban the offender pretty much at their will as long as it is not done in a way which breaches anti-discrimination laws. In cases where the post advocates hatred against a particular group they are legally obliged to remove it in many jurisdictions.

The fact that he cites German law on discrimination when he has such a long and inglorious history of posting discriminatory bollocks to the internet shows how little self-awareness he has. The fact his sample text basically accuses all Muslims of being rapists and violent to Christians has just broken another one of my irony meters.

This isn't a freedom of speech issue any more than it would be if I were to throw somebody out of my house for spouting racist shit... My house...My rules... Facebook's house... Facebook's rules.

Fourth... Any protections given by the German constitution apply only within the state of Germany. If Lenny is resident in the USA (which he claims to be) and posting to a US website like Facebook those protections clearly don't apply. If on the other hand Lenny is living in Germany his claim to be a medical doctor constitutes a criminal offence there because he's nothing of the kind... Besides... Isn't he claiming to be a Dr. Ing these days? Same old same old... Different websites... Different lies.

And then there's his holocaust denial... Another criminal offence if he's living in Germany.

So 'scandal'? No... Another one of his hissy-fits?... Absolutely...

Will he get his crack legal team on the case and bring a case in the German Federal Court for breach of his right to free speech? I'm guessing the chances of that happening are somewhere between none whatsoever and fuck all... Mind you... I wish he would... It would be very entertaining seeing mister 'I won't start the fight but I will finish it' finishing yet another ill advised law suit by losing... Again.

A return to posting as Lenny changes his 'doctor' claim yet again.

Hello my loyal followers... Yes it's been a while but to be quite honest Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell... Or as I intend to refer to him from now on The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell... Has not done anything worthy of comment.

Yes... He's still scattergun posting conspiracy theory shit to what Facebook pages he has left... (his 'Dr Leonard Coldwell' profile having been nuked by Big-Farma shills.. https://www.facebook.com/dr.leonard.coldwell/)... Much of it just reposts of his previous posts... And he's still making grandiose claims to his ever decreasing audience such as claiming his latest self published book is 'the best selling book in history'... No... Just NO.*

Anyhoo...

I couldn't resist bringing to a wider audience the fact that he's changed his claim about being a doctor yet again... Gone the PhD in psychology (from a diploma mill)... Gone the other three mystery PhDs he's stopped mentioning because the thick fuck realised... belatedly... It was making him look ridiculous... Gone the medical degree that let him ply the trade of general practitioner... You know the one... The one from the US not valid in Germany and the one in Germany not valid in the US... Now he's a....

Wait for it...


Wait for it...


A Doctor of Engineering...

The above from what I think is a new webshite for his fraudulent / non-existent 'Cancer Patient Advocate Foundation'...

There it is... Dr. Ing.

To quote Wikipedia...

The Doktoringenieur (acronym Dr.-Ing., also Doktor der Ingenieurwissenschaften) is the German engineering doctorate degree, comparable to the Doctor of Engineering, Engineering Doctorate, Doctor of Science (Engineering), Doctor of Science (Technology) or a PhD in Engineering or Architecture.

Needless to say this 'doctorate' is likely to be about as real as all of his other 'qualifications'... That is to say not real at all.

Incidentally if you were wondering about the no doubt frugal but business-like offices of this wonderful humanitarian organisation which is definitely NOT just another one of Lenny's fantasies...

What sort of doctorate will The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell claim next... Stay tuned for all the latest news as it happens... If it happens...

* In case you were wondering the fastest selling book in history was... According to Wikipedia...

2007 Book – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling selling approximately 15 million copies worldwide in its first day

...so forgive my doubts about The-Increasingly-Irrelevant-Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell's latest vanity published rehash of The Only Book He's Ever (Had Ghost) Written™

Fake doctor Leonard Coldwell calls his pot and his kettle black.

In what is possibly the least self-aware and most irony-meter-overloading post the 100% unqualified charlatan Not-A-Doctor Leonard "Nine PhDs" Coldwell has posted in a while I bring you this classic post from his female on-line persona Leonora Coldwell Eyn Rand...

 

Now if you are like me and have a minimal grasp of the German language that probably doesn't make much sense but there's a word that jumps out.... "Unqualifizeite"... Or as we say in God's own English... "Unqualified"...

The headline reads... According to Google Translate...

"Two Germans died because of treatment by unqualified migrant doctors"

Yes folks... Leonard Coldwell the unqualified fake doctor migrant is warning his ever decreasing band of followers about the dangers of unqualified migrant doctors.

In reality the doctors referred to in the article were at least arguably qualified although their qualifications were not it appears valid in Germany. Compare and contrast if you will the 'qualifications' of Lenny which are of course completely and utterly bogus and not valid for the practice of medicine in Germany or anywhere else in the world...

Lenny... You owe me an irony meter...

 

 

How to be a life coach...

The sad thing is this parody is way more convincing than Lenny's IBMS sales pitch.

I have become (the announcer of) death. The destroyer of meat feast pizza.

Good evening loyal readers...

In truth I have very little to report on viz-a-viz the inane ramblings of everybody's least favourite pretend doctor. He's still not doing anything particularly noteworthy above and beyond posting shit on Facebook and getting himself banned repeatedly for what he claims is posting cancer cures but is in reality for posting hate-speech. So the same old same old really.

I couldn't however resist commenting on this...

 

Yes folks... Here we see Lenny and Lurch from The Adam's Family General Albert Stubblebine III and Rima Laibow who he describes, with the usual modesty, as "true friends. 3 PERSONS WHO ARE NUMBER 1 in their territory."

Now... Leaving aside the fact that he can't even spell his 'true friends' names correctly there's the minor fact that his 'true friend' Rima doesn't seem to have told her 'true friend' Lenny that his 'true friend' General Bert 3 is what people who talk like what I talk call 'Brown Bread'... Yep... He snuffed it, went to meet his bookmaker, rang down the curtain and joined the choir invisible six month ago.

Rima Laibow (I don't know if she is or was a real doctor as opposed to a pretend doctor like Lenny) was in fact the wife of General Bert 3 and used his illness and death as just another way of raising money for her Natural Solutions Foundation scam. As my overflowing email spam directory proves. Incidentally... Gen B3 'went to live on a farm' in spite of the 'natural' ministrations of Rima.

So there you go Lenny... Your 'true friend' is pushing up the daisies and I suggest the next time you dig around in your 'old pictures I can use in my scams' directory for stuff to post between the fake news and racism you check to see if your 'true friend' and fellow 'number 1 in their territory' (and I think you mean 'field' rather than territory to be honest) you check to see if they're still drawing breath.

My sincere condo-diddly-odences as Ned Flanders would say.


PS: Unlike Lenny and Possibly-A-Real-Doctor Laibow General Bert actually has a Wikipedia page... It's... Err... Odd... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Stubblebine

In which Lenny thinks he's doing Facebook a favour....

Well it looks like Leonard Coldwell, the world's leading pretend doctor and all round fraud is back in the harness as far as Facebook is concerned anyway.

It's much of the same.... Ridiculous boasts, racism and bullshit but this one is worth mentioning...

I hope that the sheer insanity of thinking you can unilaterally impose conditions or a "fine [of] one trillion dollars" on somebody who gives you a FREE means of promoting your drivel and bollocks doesn't need pointing out to my intelligent readers.

In other news it seems Lenny is claiming to have 32,000 members of his Idiocy Based Money Scam in Europe... That would make it 32,000 more members than the recently abandoned USA branch of the scam and it would make it truly strange that his Hanover 'event' two weeks ago wash a total washout.

I'm fairly certain that the above picture was taken at last weekend's big 'alt med' festival rather than a Lenny based operation but one thing really bothers me about this no doubt wonderful meal...  Where the fuck are the chairs?

Yeah... Leonard Coldwell is still a Nazi....

There's still very little to report from Lenny-Land... He seems to have been banned from his English language 'Leonard Coldwell' Facebook post and I've just reported his 'Ayn Rand' profile but just to keep you up to date...

He's still a Nazi...

And given his previous stated hatred of transgender folk and love of the Republican party he's still clearly still not reading what he posts...

Just in case you'd forgotten that Leonard Coldwell is a Nazi....

Hello dear readers... Have you missed me?

Yes it's been quite a while since my last post and there are two good reasons for that... First and foremost is the fact that I've been down with the worst case of the flu I've ever had... As a way of losing weight it's very effective but on the whole I'd rather not have bothered. The second reason for my lack of posts is that quite frankly Lenny's not really posted anything worthy of comment. Reposting fake news stories doesn't really count... The internet is full of cretins posting links to obviously bullshit stories and given the fact that few of Lenny's Facebook posts attract more than a slack handful of 'likes' I don't really think he's worth bothering with.

But anyway... Just in case you'd temporarily lost track of the fact that Leonard The-Not-Doctor Coldwell was a Nazi here's a couple of posts from earlier today...

Leonard Coldwell... Fake doctor and racist.... Attempts to whitewash his racism.

Posts this plea for racial harmony...

Forgets that last week he made these blatantly racist posts...

Leonard Coldwell... Fake doctor and champion of conventional medicine....

It seems Lenny has had a change of heart and recognises at last how wonderful the British National Health Service really is...

 

Now there are a couple of problems with the above.

For a start they seem to be making the common error of confusing England with The United Kingdom, of which England is just one of the four constituent countries.

"You don't have to pay a single penny for anything" isn't quite true. Prescriptions in England cost £8.40 per item although there are many exemptions and the maximum you have to pay in a year is £104... Prescriptions in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are all free. There are also capped charges for dental care and eye care... With similar exemptions as above.

It's not strictly true of course to say healthcare in the UK is free... We pay for it through our taxes but in any event it's nice to see that Lenny fully endorses social health-care... Although not apparently in the US.

Here in the UK we quite simply adore the NHS and, although it's not perfect, politicians who neglect, attack or belittle it do so at their own peril. It is, in effect, free at the point of delivery and comprehensive and the standards of care are, on the whole, excellent... And this has another effect... We have a VERY low tolerance for unqualified quacks like Codwell.

There's a few reasons why Coldwell would come to a very sticky end in the UK..

• We don't allow 'naturopaths' and similar unqualified charlatans to practice medicine.
  
• The Cancer Act 1939 makes it a criminal offence to sell cancer cures to the public.
• We don't allow the sale of 'supplements' which make unproven medical claims.

• We don't allow people to use fake qualifications to sell their shit. 

I should probably also add to the the fact that British people are famous for their cynicism which is why we don't put up with con-artists like Lenny.

Probably the strangest thing about Lenny posting this is the fact that the NHS doesn't fuck about with stupid, unproven, unscientific shit like the stupid, unproven, unscientific shit he peddles when it treats cancer... Or anything else come to that... It use conventional medicine. If Lenny's claims that conventional medicine doesn't work, particularly his claim that conventional cancer treatment doesn't work were true then why would he post the above in the first place?

Poor, confused idiot.

Racist German Leonard Coldwell the racist posts more racist posts that are racist.

Yes... GERMAN racist pretend-doctor Leonard Coldwell really is on a roll to prove just how much of a GERMAN racist he is.

Over the last few days the GERMAN racist Leonard Coldwell who is a GERMAN who was born a GERMAN and grew up in GERMANY with the GERMAN name Bernd Klein has been on a racism bender.

Today he has determined that a person born in GERMANY as a GERMAN remains a GERMAN and can never be... For the sake of argument... An American... Because they weren't born there... They were born in GERMANY... As a GERMAN... So they're GERMAN.

Lenny yet again suffers from his complete inability to follow anything to its logical conclusion...

Screengrabs...

 

I wonder if Lenny checked on where the other contestants were born... Oh no... They're not black are they so it doesn't matter.

Jesus... Is he ever going to stop making a fool of himself in public?

Lenny says black people nowhere near grateful enough towards him...

I'll be expecting Lenny to thank the Russians for the ten million soviet soldiers who died ridding his homeland of the Nazis. Those horrible Nazis who broke his grandpa's bones PRECISELY 243 times for refusing to murder Jews which he says they didn't do anyway.

Oh... Just for the record 620,000 is the total fatalities on both sides of the American Civil war so that figure includes those who died to keep the slaves slaves.

Lenny finishes 2016 as he started it... With hate.

I have been quite disappointed recently with Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell's inability to do anything even vaguely worthy of comment. Yes he's been posting fake news stories and the same old conspiracy theory shit over and over again but that's not really news is it? Stupid is as stupid does and nobody is going to be surprised that a man who tells lies about his qualifications (of which he has none), his achievements (of which he has none) and his life story (of which he has only a fantasy version) would have an affinity for bullshit sites with their bullshit tales...

But anyway... Last night Lenny eventually managed to serve up the goods with an absolutely appalling rant he has copied and pasted from that well know purveyor of hate rense.com

I am reminded by my entirely imaginary legal team that in his laughably inept lawsuit of 2015 his laughably inept 'legal team'... Culbertson and Associates... made much of the fact that Coldwell had been defamed by my internet pal Connie who allegedly called him a "Jew hater" who "hates Jews".

I am further reminded by my aforementioned entirely imaginary legal team that Coldwell's aforementioned laughably inept 'legal team' Culbertson and Associates tried to blame his public Hitler worship and rabid anti-Semitism on hackers... Or 'staff'... Or anybody but Coldwell himself as he is "an aspirant professional and self-promoting author is silly" who would be mad to post Nazi shit... Except he did of course. The full story over on Salty Droid's site...

Anyhoo... With that in mind here's what the great humanitarian had to say... And I apologise in advance for the truly revolting content that came after the --------------------------------- s...

(Underlining mine)

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
An Honest Discussion of Politics, Religion, and all Kinds of Things we
are not Supposed to Talk About.
SECOND EDITION VOL 1, DECEMBER, 2016
__________________________________________________________________
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
from the Staff at DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
SLAVERY IS LEGAL IN ISRAEL
Are you aware that there are over 250 brothels in Tel-Aviv? The brothels are filled with Eastern European WHITE girls, abducted or lured to ISRAHELL and end up beaten, raped, and having to service over a 100 clients per day. DISGUSTING filthy Jews are the customers. Beating the girl while having sex is common since these Jewish creatures are not human beings but some sort of alien hybrid with no morals and no feelings of empathy
for anyone but fellow Jews. Jews are taught by their TALMUD that anyone who is not a Jew is an animal. Hence, the girls are treated as, or worse than animals in ISRAHELL. Check it our for yourselves and learn why it is easy to HATE Jews. They bring it on in abundance.

ISLAM IS NOT A RELIGION OF PEACE

DO NOT BELIEVE what Muslims or your Jew infected government will tell you. Our staff is ardently perusing the Koran and have come to the conclusion that Islam is
anything but peaceful. It is only peaceful for Muslims but not for anyone else. If you are not a Muslim, you WILL be punished. No, ifs, ands, or buts. The word, PUNISHMENT for non believers is almost on every page of the book. The Chief Desk Editor is nearly done reading the thing and he is now very concerned about the Muslim invasion of Canada. The words, SCOURGE and HELL FIRE are also very common in the Koran. Of course, the scourge and the fire is for those who do not subscribe to Islam and refuse to treat women worse than cattle and to spend hours per day on oneʼs knees praying to Allah; a capricious deity who will as soon smite you or reward you, if you believe. There is no rhyme or reason to how that god operates. One minute you can be praying about Heaven and the virgins and young boys dressed in green and the next minute you might be smitten. Hence, the
religion of Islam creates a lot of paranoia in the practitioners. In some places on Earth; the more retarded places like Muslim Somalia, where the AVERAGE IQ of the Negroes is 60, the Koran is all that is read.

That is all those creatures know. Some places demand the children learn the thing by memory. Yikes! Would you say that is dangerous to us when such Sub Saharan üntermenschen are imported in droves into this country? Many of those, ʻRapefugeesʼ carry exotic diseases which our National Health Ministry does not have a problem with. In Europe their health care systems can NO LONGER COPE with the influx of diseases arriving with the human rats invading from Africa. If Canadians do not wake up soon and start seriously holding Zio toads like, John McCallum and that gay Jewish caballero we call our PM to account for this treason; letting 25,000 humanoid parasites to come and feed off us, we will see a sorry result in under 30 years when those Negroes out breed the WHITE population and convert the country to a Sharia country, where it is considered legal to mutilate,  stone, behead, beat people in public for minor infractions of the Koranic way of seeing things. The parasites our government is bringing into the country and paying hugely for with food subsidies, housing, education, health care etc. all at levels far beyond what many of our WHITE seniors are living on per month. The Muslims will breed like flies and like the vermin that those ʻSyrian Refugeesʼ are, will infect the body politic and render it into a rotting corpse; all thanks to JEWS and their Liberal stooges in all levels of government in Canada.

RED DEER CITY COUNCIL COMPLICIT IN CRIMINAL MALFEASANCE

The drinking water of Red Deer is still being poisoned with a WEAPONS GRADE NEURO TOXIN. Fluoride is as toxic as plutonium. Only JEWS poison wells and that is so well documented, it defies belief that anyone still loves JEWS. How can you love creatures who openly announce that they are, ʻa destructive forceʼ? Poisoning drinking water is something for which perpetrators should be HUNG. However, in these limp wristed times, where homo sexual perverts and pedophiles have legitimacy, hanging for criminal malfeasance is no longer the rigeur and therefore, Red Deer City Council should all be  individually sued and each supporter of fluoridation be locked up in a cell for 20 years. Council has been appraised on numerous occasions regarding the dangers of fluoridation.

And donʼt let the Jewish dentists tell you it is good for you. FLUORIDE IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU and causes dental fluorosis. Hence, council members can not hide behind a
ignorance tree. A class action is pending.

ISRAEL IS A RACIST APARTHEID FRAUD

The land of the Jews is not a legitimate country. Mid East Jews are nomads originally and had no home land. They, like today, are an international form of human hybrid. Most Jews actually originate in Khazaria, which is where Ukraine, SW Russia, Kazakstan, and Uzbekistan are presently. Palestine was a sovereign state before the Rothschilds stole it away with the consent of the Jew Nighted Nations. Mister Balfour wrote a declaration to Lord Rothschild and said, okay, go ahead. You can steal Palestine and make that a homeland for Jews; knowing full well that Mid Eastern Jews never had a homeland. Jews actually thrive from their international approach to infecting the planet with their malfeasance. Israel is merely a focus point; a resting place, if you will for international criminal activities like organ harvesting, for example. Human trafficking is HUGE in Israel, cf: article above: RE: slavery in Israel.
So, Mister Balfour wrote a letter and since 1948, millions of Palestinians have died; some in the most horrific ways as live vivisection is carried out and the organs sold to the highest bidders. Mister Balfour wrote a letter and an entire people lost their land, their
fortunes, and their lives so that Jews can have a place to practice their horror without interference. Take note of this figure: Jews stole 150,000 private homes and over 75,000 business enterprises from Palestinians who are now being ethnically cleansed with WHITE PHOSPHORUS, conventional bombs, rifle shots; as brave IDF soldiers take pot shots at Palestinian children on their way to school through the rubble created by Israeli ordinance provided by the Jew Nighted States; a land totally controlled by Jews.

MISTER TRUMP, A WILD CARD OR ANOTHER ZIO STOOGE?

We guess weʼll see what unfolds. Our concern is for his life. The Donald has pissed off many Jews and they are not happy they lost the election. Why he is thinking of
pardoning the Clintons for their criminality is a wonder. Letʼs see what January brings.

So... There it is... Leonard Coldwell... Anti-Semite... Racist... Hatemonger... Fraud... Moron.

PS:

A very happy new year to all my readers. May 2017 bring you health, wealth, happiness and hope... Unless you're Leonard Coldwell in which case I hope you fall down a disused mineshaft. 

...and speaking of believing things...

It's not often I post twice in one day to this blog but in view of the fact that the last post was about Leonard Coldwell the not-doctor warning his readers not to believe absurdities in spite of being a world class spouter of absurd claims I couldn't resist grabbing this from one of his multiple Facebook accounts...

  

Yep... That makes sense Lenny but what say we expand the "stupid to believe things because someone says so" motif to people who claim to be doctors with an illustrious career behind them when in reality they ARE NOT A FUCKING DOCTOR OF ANYTHING!

Yeah, yeah, yeah... You are a world leading doctor, you have four PhDs, you're an expert on cancer, you have the greatest success rate of any cancer 'expert', you're an award winning writer and you cured your mother of Hep C fifteen years before it was discovered... Except NONE of those things is even close to being the truth. 

Of course if I'm wrong you can always set your fantasy 'legal team' on me... Which reminds me... "I won't start a fight but I will finish it" ain't fucking true either is it? What's the current score? World 3 ; Lenny 0 if I remember correctly.

Lawsuits to the usual address please.

Non-doctor with made up qualifications asks if condition is made up?

It seems Leonard Coldwell has been suspended from Facebook not just on one account but on most of the ones he hasn't abandoned over the years... But fear not... He's still making a fool of himself on Twitter.







Of course if he'd ever actually studied medicine... Or even paid the slightest bit of attention to the real world... He'd know that the weather is a very well known risk factor in world of the asthmatic.

I'm a genuine asthmatic.

Leonard Coldwell is a fake doctor.

Would Lenny know the truth if it bit him on the arse? Nope...

From his newly secretified Eyn Rand account comes the above shite...

Is it true that Muslim nurses are exempt from washing their hands before surgery? No... Of course it fucking isn't but Lenny never lets the truth stand in the way of his posting racist shit does he?

The truth? Muslim nurses may be allowed to wear long sleeves where there is no infection risk. They have to follow EXACTLY the same hand washing protocols as everybody else and surgical nurses, like everybody else in the O.R, would be wearing long sleeved gowns, surgical gloves, surgical masks and head coverings. After thorough washing of course.

While I'm at it I would like to remind the idiot responsible for writing "You come to our country you follow our rules" and "Let's get 10,000 shares in support of Trump deporting those who refuse to adopt our culture" that the UK is NOT your country and Trump is NOT running the UK so... Go fuck yourself.

Man who's not a doctor thinks Soviet cosmonaut was a NASA astronaut.

Words cannot adequately describe how breathtakingly stupid you would have to be to post this idiotic shit.

In the absence of adequate words lets just say... "as breathtakingly stupid as Leonard Coldwell".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexey_Leonov

Der topf rief den kessel schwarz

According to Google Translate that headline means "The pot calling the kettle black" and according to Google Translate this article claims that Angela Merkel's PhD is a fake...

Remind me... Where can I read Not-A-Doctor Coldwell's FOUR PhD theses?..

Oh yeah... That's right... I can't because they don't exist anywhere outside of his fat, ignorant, lying head.

Whatever happened to "Life of a Healer!"? or... Lenny Goes To Hollywood...

I was looking back through some old screengrabs today and found something from 2014 I'd completely forgotten about...

...Yes it's the usual self aggrandising but appallingly badly written shite and flights of fantasy we've come to expect from Lenny including the totally ludicrous claim that he had received a...

"not [sic] from a medical doctor and professor for [sic] medicine stating that he used the information from my book The Only Answer to Cancer to cure himself from [sic] prostate cancer"

...Yeah Lenny... Course you did dear...


But any old road up... Something I hadn't actually noticed until now was this gem of a porkie which, even by the execrable standards of the Pompous Potsdam Putz, is quite spectacularly grandiose...

"...and there is a movie in the making about my life called Life of a Healer! It is a real Hollywood production and will be in Theaters[sic]"

...For fuck's sake... What is it with Lenny that makes him come out with such outrageous bullshit? It has to be pathological... It just has to be... Nobody who doesn't have some severely ingrained insecurity complex could come out with this shit let alone think people would believe it. Perhaps it has something to do with his height... Or his short if you're going to be more accurate. 

Needless to say two years later "Life of a healer!" has failed to take the box office by storm... Or even exist anywhere other than in the fevered imagination of a certain short, fat and utterly ridiculous fake doctor...

Screenplay For 
"Life Of A Healer Exclamation Mark" 
First Draft. 

Act One: Scene One.


Dramatis Personae.

A young Bernd Klein Leonard Coldwell........A young Chuck Norris

A younger Mutti Coldwell..............A younger Sigourney Weaver

Vater Coldwell (Nee Klein)..........................Donald Trump

Vater Coldwell's wig............Dougal from The Magic Roundabout

Adolf Hitler (The Lodger)................................Himself

God.................Samuel Motherfucking L Motherfucking Jackson

The New World Order.....................................The Jews

Big Pharma..............................................The Jews

A Kenyan Negro Doctor...............................Barack Obama

Satan......................................................A Jew

The Jews...................................................Satan

Man in a cheap suit..................Dr.Leonard Coldwell (Cameo)

The Cat.......................Custard out of Roobarb and Custard

The Dog.......................Roobarb out of Roobarb and Custard

The Wombles...........................Do not appear in this film

Dog turd on street.................................Kevin Trudeau

Scene: (Music (Deutscheland Uber Alles by Heinrich "Satchmo" Himmler and the SS Einsatzgruppen Choral Dance Troupe Ensemble) fades).

A boy (Leonard) plays in the snowy bombed out rubble of post war (1970) Berlin. His clothes are in rags, his feet are bare, his bones show clearly through his pale flesh as he hungrily hunts through the ruins for a scrap of food to take home to his mother who is dying of liver cancer, hepetitis C and cirrhosis (although he doesn't know this yet).

The terrible screams of pain from Momma Coldwell drift down from the bombed out flat above. Lenny looks up a the bombed out block of flats, his piggy little eyes wet with frozen tears...

Leonard (shouting): "I'm coming mutti... I'm coming... I have for us eine dead rat und eine mouldy cabbage leaf found for tea".

Camera pans with Leonard as he runs through the bombed out streets to the bombed out block of flats.

Dramatic cut to man coming out of bombed out door to bombed out flat - He carries a black bag a a stethoscope:

A Kenyan Negro Doctor: "Yo homie. Yo mus' be the son-a-dat Momma Coldwell bitch up there in da crib!"

Leonard: "Ya Kenyan Negro Doctor. She is mein mutti".

A Kenyan Negro Doctor: "Well yo listen up an yo listen up good boy... Yo momma has da cancer and da hepatitis C dat ain't even been discovered yet and dat bitch ain't got no more'n six months to live. Oh... And dat ho done got da cirrhosis too so she well fucked... Ya get me blood?"

Scene: Camera follows Leonard as he runs up the bombed out stairs to his bombed out flat on the 42nd floor.


Cut to interior shot of Leonard opening the bombed out door to the bombed out flat...

Leonard: "I'm home Mutti"

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

The Cat: "Mieow!"

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

The Dog: "Woof Woof!

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

Adolf Hitler: "Heil Me!"

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

A Jew: "את העט של הדודה שלי נמצא"

Everybody: "That's easy for you to say"

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

The Wombles: "-----------------------------------"

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

Leonard: "Vot is it momma? Vhy do you gerscreamen all ov zee time?"

Momma Coldwell: "Because I have das cancer und das chirrosis und das hepetitis C vich has not been discovered yet unt ich only haben sechs months to gerliven you stupid boy."
 
Leonard: "Oh... Is zat all? Ich can cure zat easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy mit meine copyrighted und trademarked magical healing powers."

DIRECTORS NOTE: At this point Leonard performs a trademarked and copyrighted healing procedure which we are unable to depict because we are in the pocket of BIG PHARMA who have paid us $42,000,000 to hide da troof.

42 seconds later...

Momma Coldwell: "Ach!!! Mein darlink Leonard.... Du bist eine miracle arbeiter..."

Leonard: "Ya... Ich bin... I vill dedicate meine life to healing zer sick und this I gerswearen before gott."

God: "MOTHERFUCKER!!"

Act 42: Scene 42.

Dramatis Personae.

An older Leonard Coldwell..................An older Chuck Norris

An older Mutti Coldwell................An older Sigourney Weaver

Adolf Hitler.............................................Himself

The Äirline pilöt..................................Herman Göring

Voice of the Tannoy...............................Hilary Clinton

Scene: The departure lounge of Berlin airport. Music (Leaving on a jet-plane by Peter, Paul and Mary) fades.

Momma Coldwell: (Tearfully)"Ach... Meine dear Bernd... Sorry... Leonard... You behave yourself ven you get to Amerika von't you".

Leonard: "Of course I vill mutti".

Momma Coldwell: "I vant you to do vell und study hard for your medical qualifications or at least buy some fake ones off zee internet".

Leonard: "Ja mutti... I vill".

Momma Coldwell: "Und I vant you to go on zee internet und tell people you have four PhDs".

Leonard: "Ja mutti... I vill".

Momma Coldwell: "Und four doctor degrees und don't vergessen to tell everybody about that dentist convention you vent to in 1994... I'm sure that's a medical qualification".

Leonard: "Ja mutti... I vill".

Momma Coldwell: "Und I vant you to buy lots of expensive Rolex vatches, und eine golden horsey statue und eine cheap blue suit that you vill wear for the next 20 years. Und I vant you to write lots of rambling books full of badly written scheiße vich 57,000,000 people vill buy".

Leonard: "Ja mutti".

Momma Coldwell: "Just make me proud of you meine klien Bernd... I mean Leonard... Don't turn in to a short, fat, lazy, scamming fraud that everybody laughs at or the sort of contemptible arsehole who would stoop using his own mother to sell his lies to the terminally gullible if he thought there was a quick Deutsche Mark in it".

Leonard: "Nein mutti... But now I must go".

TANNOY: "Would all passengers for Luftwaffe flight 42 please go to gate 42 where your Heinkel 111 is about to depart".

Leonard: "Auf wiedersehen mutti".

Momma Coldwell: "Auf wiedersehen Bernd".

Leonard: "Leonard!".

Momma Coldwell: "Ja, ja... I meant Leonard".

Adolf Hitler: "Don't vorget all I have taught you".

Leonard: "I von't uncle Adolf".

The Äirline pilöt: "Don't I have any lines?"

TANNOY: "No!".

FIN.

"Life of a healer" my spotty white arse... This would be more like it.

In which Lenny the immigrant rails against immigrants and needs geography lessons... Again.

Well Not-A-Doctor Leonard 'Cathy' Coldwell still has a couple of weeks on the naughty step when it comes to posting on her male persona English language (and I use the term in its loosest possible sense) Facebook page but that's not stopped him her... Whilst posing as 'Eyn Rand'... Continuing with the scatter-gun posts about either A) Hilarly Clinton or B) Immigrants or C) Hilary Clinton and immigrants.

Quite why Lenny thinks she ISN'T an immigrant when she quite clearly is... The fact she was born in one country and lives in another being a bit of a giveaway... Is anybody's guess but it probably has something to do with them being brown and Muslim while she is white and claiming... Utterly laughably... To be Christian.

Ordinarily I do what it appears 99.9% of his 'followers' do and simply ignore his idiotic posts but this one caught my eye...

... The reason it caught my eye is that being British and living amongst people of all races, religions and wotnot I can spot complete bollocks when I see it and this headline of...

 "ISLAMISTS to Brits: Christmas Lights Are A Violation Of Islam And Offensive…If You Don’t Remove Them, We Will!” 

...has an overpowering air of total bullshit about it... As a rule British people treat religious loonies of any flavour with a mixture of pity, contempt and mockery... And I'd not heard of it.

The reason I'd not heard of it becomes clear when you actually read the link...

Here's the actual text if you don't like squinting...

"The worldwide politically correct push reached a new low this month when many towns in Sweden banned the use of Christmas lights on the street to avoid offending the millions of Muslim migrants that have flooded their country in the last two years.

 

A SVT report stated that The Swedish Transport Administration (Trafikverket) will not allow municipalities to erect Christmas
street lights on light poles that the authority manages, which means that many towns will have no lights at all for the holiday.

“The change is a victory for those who want to tone down the reminder of the country’s Christian traditions, but according to the Swedish Transport Administration, the decision for the drastic change is ‘security,’” Speisa reported.

 “Poles are not designed for the weight of Christmas lights, and we have to remove anything that should not be there,” said Eilin Isaksson, national coordinator at the Swedish Transport Administration, according to Infowars.

 

This argument that lights are too heavy and pose a safety risk is complete bogus, of course.

Authorities in Sweden actually expect people to believe that lights normally held up by tree branches are now too weighty to be supported by metal poles. In reality, these lights have simply been banned to avoid offending Muslim “refugees.”"

Eagle-eyed readers will have noticed that in spite of the headline reading "ISLAMISTS to Brits: “Christmas Lights Are A Violation Of Islam And Offensive…If You Don’t Remove Them, We Will!” the 'story' doesn't actually mention Britain once... Because it's about Sweden... And doesn't quote anybody telling anybody that Xmas lights are offensive to Muslims (which they ain't) or anybody telling anybody that they will remove them... Except the Swedish roads authority who have said quite clearly that it's for safety reasons... But no... The cretin who wrote that idiotic, click-bait, racist crap says its because the Muslims are all horrid because reasons...

...And Snopes says it's bollocks too.


...It's not even original... Not even close...



Here's what the Rationalwiki article on the "War On Christmas" has to say...

It's little known, even among those who promote this idea, that its modern-day form started out as a conspiracy theory promulgated by groups affiliated with the John Birch Society. In 1959, they released a pamphlet called "There Goes Christmas," in which they claimed that there was a new communist plot to "take the Christ out of Christmas" by replacing Christmas decorations with United Nations iconography. The Society claimed this was part of a larger push to stamp out religion altogether and cede US sovereignty to the UN. They urged their members to boycott any stores with "inappropriate decorations."

The JBS itself had developed the idea of a War on Christmas from inter-war anti-Semitic publications, particularly from Henry Ford's The International Jew. As part of a supposed move to take over the world it claimed that Jews were launching a "war on Christianity," with one paper lamenting, "Last Christmas most people had a hard time finding Christmas cards that indicated in any way that Christmas commemorated Someone's Birth." This was (of course) seen as a plot by Jewish conspirators who "consider any public expression of Christian character as being derogatory to [their] religion." Sound familiar?

So there we have it... A completely unoriginal  and totally false story made up by racists and repeated by racists who don't know the difference between The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Konungariket Sverige... So here's another one of my invaluable cut-out-and-keep maps for Leonora and her cretinous ilk...