Der topf rief den kessel schwarz

According to Google Translate that headline means "The pot calling the kettle black" and according to Google Translate this article claims that Angela Merkel's PhD is a fake...

Remind me... Where can I read Not-A-Doctor Coldwell's FOUR PhD theses?..

Oh yeah... That's right... I can't because they don't exist anywhere outside of his fat, ignorant, lying head.

Frauds of a feather stick together....

Just a quick one today...

Is 'Judge' Anna von Reitz really a judge?

Nope!

She's as much a judge as Clodwell is a doctor.... Not-At-F**king-All.

In which Lenny displays his rank hypocrisy...

A little gem today which shows The Leipzig Lardbucket either doesn't read what he posts or can't remember what he's said a few days ago... Which is often a problem in the elderly...

This from a man who claims global warming is a scam, socialised healthcare for the poor is a communist abomination and he doesn't / shouldn't have to pay taxes in the first place...

Perhaps what bothers him isn't that his tax-dollar is being spent on war / bailouts / defence but that it is being spent on health / education / renewable energy / the environment...

Or perhaps he thinks money should be spent on 'healthcare' from unqualified quacks like him and his 'hands on healing'...

Mind you I doubt the tax on his pitiful income since Katy gave him the push would pay for much anyway...

In which Lenny's impressive made up statistics aren't that impressive....

OK... It's pretty much a given that The Berlin Butterball™ just makes figures up in exactly the same way as he makes up his medical 'facts', his 'qualifications' and his whole f**king life story so what is today's magic number?...

So he's claiming one of his websites is in the top 0.5% worldwide but what does that actually mean even assuming it is true?

There are over ONE BILLION websites on the web and the vast majority of them get virtually no traffic whatsoever so being in the top 0.5% only means you get some traffic... It's hardly something to boast about... Even this blog gets between 50 and 100 hits per day... The big problem with Lenny's claim is that "top 0.5%" only means in the top 50,000,000 websites... Yes that's fifty MILLION...  Somewhat akin to me claiming to be amongst the top 30,000,000 most famous Englishmen... It's true but utterly meaningless.

As for his hacking claim... Yeah Lenny... We've heard it all before... You must be the most hacked person on the web which suggest you are either very unlucky, don't know shit about running a website, BIG FARMER really are out to get you despite the fact you're not actually a doctor and you clearly don't have a f**king clue about science, medicine or anything else... Or... Vastly more likely... You're just making shit up again to bolster your self appointed status as a Brave Maverick Doctor.

"The Brave Maverick Doctor is a part of the mythos of woo, anti-science and conspiracist thinking generally.

In the usual scenario a "brave maverick doctor" invents a miracle cure for cancer, AIDS, autism, chronic Lyme disease, malaria and toe fungus, but this is suppressed by evil Big Pharma and he is hounded by Big Pharma Shills who cause trouble with advertising and medical regulators on the wholly spurious grounds that nobody else in the entire world has ever managed to duplicate the effect of the miracle cure.

Large numbers of Brave Maverick Doctors are not doctors at all - many claim the title ND, which stands for "Not a Doctor""

Does that remind you of anybody?

ETA:

Thinking about it though... You're not brave as your refusal to answer questions about your 'qualifications', life story and name proves. Add to that your constant empty threats of legal action and your cowardly attempts to get your fans to harm Connie with your disgusting lies about your dead mutt which when you know damned well she had nothing to do with it. As a matter of fact you are so f**king spineless you even withheld your actual address from legal papers when trying... And failing... To sue Jason. I say failing because you didn't even turn up for the hearing... You know as well as I do you'd last about 10 seconds in the witness box before the judge clocked you for what you are... A fat, egotistical, congenital liar.

That takes care of 'brave'...

'Maverick'?.. No... Just a f**kwit.

'Doctor'?... Not in this universe... Not even close... I have a greyhound with a better grasp of human biology than you and he struggles to bark and walk at the same time.

In which Lenny sheds a tear for a fellow moron....

They say "By their friends shall ye know them"... Or something like that anyway... It's probably from the bible or Shakespeare or sumfink... I can't be arsed looking it up... Perhaps I imagined it... Anyway... In that spirit I give you the Deutsche Dimwit's latest offering concerning the appalling terrible sad comically poetic beating into unconsciousness of renowned British football hooligan, racist and retard Tommy 'More Aliases Than Klaus Barbie' Robinson*...

 

 

If you live in the USofA or one of the other colonies you probably won't be familiar with the name Tommy Robinson but here in the UK this appalling shit-smear waste of simian DNA will be familiar as a long-standing moron from the extreme right...

Like his would be boyfriend Lenny... our home-grown-half-wit has a penchant for pseudonyms... His real name is Stephen Christopher Yaxley but apart from the Tommy Robinson alias (no relation to the esteemed English institution that is Tom Robinson) he's also gone by Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon... It is said** that at weekends he likes to be called The Honourable Lady Ffiona Ffortescue-Ffrench; Third Duchess of Dunstable but that's neither here nor there...

Now Stephen / Tommy / Andrew / Paul / Stephen / Ffiona might be a stranger to his own name but he's no stranger to either Nazi politics and racism nor a stranger to the criminal law system... He has been a member of the British National Party where he subsequently and comically claimed to be ignorant of the fact they were racists... He was the leader of the 'Clearly Not Racist Except They F**king Are' English Defence League and founder of the equally racist European Defence League... He actually had the brass neck to claim that he left the EDL because of the "dangers of far-right extremism" which is a bit like attending an orgy and leaving after five hours because there's a lot of shagging going on.

He was subsequently 1.61% of the total membership of the comically short-lived BNP spin-off British Freedom Party and and is currently plying his wares EDL v2.0 PEDIGA UK which has less (or is it fewer?) members than The Flat Earth Society's round the world yacht club.

As for his criminal record...

2003: Assaulting an off-duty cop who attempted to stop him beating up his girlfriend... 12 months porridge.

2010: Threatening, abusive or insulting behaviour (football hooliganism basically)... 12 month rehabilitation order, 150 hours of unpaid work, banned from football grounds for three years and £650 costs.

2011: Common assault... 12 months suspended,

2011: Breach of bail conditions... Returned to prison... Went on hunger-strike but got peckish after 24 hours and started eating again... Not so much a 'hunger-strike' as 'missing lunch'.

2011: Rooftop protest in Zurich... £3000 fine plus three days in a 'grimy prison'.

2012: Passport offences... 10 months stir.***

2012: Three counts of mortgage fraud... 18 months in Her Majesty's one star hotels.






Footnotes...

*  I might not know my bible or Shakespeare but I know my Carter USM... “More aliases than Klaus Barbie” quote from the excellent 'Sheriff Fatman'... CHOON!!!

**  By me.

***  He's banned from entering the US so he used a false passport... And got caught.

In which Lenny gets kicked off Facebook... Again...

I have no doubt that if / when Lenny does get his main Facebook page reinstated... And I'm hoping that's never... He will claim it's because he's posting the TROOF!!! about 'The Muslim Negro in the Whitehouse' as he so charmingly puts it and not for posting more of his vile racist screeds... Well here's the evidence....

In which Lenny spends xmas alone...

Poor old Lenny... While most of us were spending Christmas with our friends and/or family eating, drinking and making merry our hearts full of love for our fellow man... Lenny was sitting alone in his run down North Carolina hovel posting hate to the internet....

Including this classic...

 

 Obviously Lenny subscribes to this YouTube channel which is why he posted a link just one day after the video was out up... Other classy videos on this channel cover the full range of conspiraloon bollocks and stuff which is... Quite frankly... Totally insane... See for yourself...

Anyway... I'm still in a holiday mood so f**k him and his Hitler-Loving bollocks... And complements of the season to my readers.

In which Lenny tries to white-wash his reputations... Maybe... Maybe not...

Since Lenny's enforced absence from Facebook due to them censoring him and yada, yada, yada, bullshit, bullshit, blah, blah, blah he seems to have gone rather quiet. Not only that he has been posting links which suggest he's either turned over a new leaf (highly unlikely), is trying not to get permabanned (quite likely) or... He's trying to white-wash away his ingrained bigotry, racism, anti-Semitism and general hatred for anybody who's not Trump, Putin or a fat, fake, frudulant doctor from Germany... That's ingrained bigotry, racism, anti-Semitism and general hatred for anybody who's not Trump, Putin or a fat, fake, frudulant doctor from Germany which has been very publicly pearoasted all over teh internetz by me, Connie, Bernie and Jason....

How else do you explain these two totally out of character posts today?

 

Of course there are other possibilities... Perhaps Amy or Sarah or whatever other unfortunate deaf, blind and mad female happens to be doing the underpants boogie with the delusional butterball has been posting on his behalf... like when he tried to get Sarah B to edit his rationalwiki article and she forgot to edit the email headers...  

"please put on wiki page thx sis

Sunday, August 24, 2014 2:34 PM Mark as Unread Flag this message

From: "Dr Leonard Coldwell" <dr.leonardcoldwell@gmail.com>

To: "Sarah Barendse" <S_J_Barendse@yahoo.com>"

HAHAHAHAHA...

Or perhaps he's playing for a better position when his $700,000 'legal team' launch their next ill-conceived defamation suit...

Or perhaps he's just seen 'KKK' and 'Hitler' and thought "Oh... I like them... <copypasta>... Without actually reading the articles...

Or perhaps his account's been hacked again...

Anyway....

Just so nobody forgets what he's really like...

...In which Lenny proves he doesn't understand irony... Or does he?

Well it's been a good week on the NotDoctor Leonard Coldwell front because he's had his Facebook access knobbled by the CIA/NWO/Rotshchild/Jews/PigFarma swines who run it... Which has given me a week off... Which is nice...

But now he's back posting shit again and whining about not being able to post his posts full of posts about Obama and things... Obviously it was his posts about Obama 'the negro muslim' that got his account suspended and nothing at all to do with his constant stream of hate-speech...

Anyhoo... It's often said... By the English at least... That Americans simply don't get irony and the Germans don't have any sense of humour whatsoever... Not a view I adhere to but as Loopy Len the Not A Doctor is both a German and a proud and patriotic American (Look... I'm sorry Americans but if you will give ignorant f**kwits citizenship that's your fault not mine...) he does actually prove both theories correct... Well... In his individual case anyway... Because he posted this...

Now Lenny has shown himself to be both a Trump fan and a Putin fan... The first I assume is because they are both fat, bald, ignorant racists with massive egos and the second... Well... I'm f**ked if I know why to be honest but he clearly hasn't noticed that calling Putin "The world's greatest statesman" might just possibly be sarcasm.

But wait!!!

Maybe he does understand irony and that's the reason he posted this...

 

 Because of course Lenny "The Great Humanitarian™ with a Doctorate in Humanities from an unaccredited but very prestigious university" Coldwell has always been a champion of equal rights for all regardless of race, creed or colour...

Apart from these times over the last month or so...

So yes... Loopy Lenny... Not a racist at all EXCEPT HE F**KING IS A RACIST and a nasty minded little bigot.

...But then perhaps I shouldn't point out that Leonard Coldwell is a racist, an anti-Semite, a bigot or any of the other nasty things I say about the lying, conning, psychotic, sawn-off, fat little fraud because he might get his new 'legal team' to sue me... Like his last totally incompetent / obviously lied to / just plain full of shit "(Former) Internet Defamation Experts" legal team sued Connie and pretended to sue Jason, Rationalwiki and whois.com...

...Now obviously the last thing I want is to be dragged into court by the weasely little butter-ball waste of human DNA and his $700,000 per annum legal team... Nah... Not really... Bernd... Sorry... Leonard... Please, please, please SUE ME YOU LYING, DUPLICITOUS, SCAMMING, RACIST, ANTI-SEMITIC, HOMOPHOBIC, MISOGYNIST, CORPULENT, SLAP-HEADED, PIG-IGNORANT LITTLE ARSEHOLE QUACK... You'd have to sue me in England of course but it's well known that libel settlements in England are HUGE!!!!.. But you'd have to win first and you'd last about 30 seconds in the witness-box before you ran out crying like a little bitch when you'd actually have to prove things like you being a doctor, being in general practice for 16 years, being a 'professor of psychology', having 32,000 successes curing cancer and curing your dear mutti of Hep C 15 years before it was discovered... None of which EVER F**KING HAPPENED.

I'll just leave this here....

More words of wisdom from the man who "was awarded at Congress for his contribution for Humanity and also received an honorary degree as Doctor of Humanities from the highly respected Louisiana Baptist University Diploma Mill"

 

What a lovely man he is.

About f**king time too...

So there I was early one cold and damp Thursday morning in a sleepy northern England city... Dragged unwillingly from my warm bed to sort out a canine squabble over whose turn it was to sleep in the manky dog chair next to the radiator... Too early to be up but too late to go back to bed... So I thought I'd have my usual breakfast of tea, cigarettes, more tea and more cigarettes and the interwebz...

Off I trot to Facebook to see what was going on with my friends (Nothing... They're all still in bed where I should be)... And have a look at the latest outbursts of hatred, Nazism, racism, anti-Semitism, sexism, rape obsession and all-round-bigotry from everybody's favourite fake fysician... And what do I find?...

This...

 

 Yep... It seems Facebook have finally got fed up with his rampant hatred for everybody who isn't him and pulled the rug... I'm left wondering whether there was a particular post that pushed them over the edge... I did notice a post yesterday where the 'great humanitarian' applauded a pig's head being left in a Muslim prayer room's toilet and something about 'feminist dykes'.... or whether it was the cumulative effect of persistent f**knuttery...

No doubt Lenny will be telling anybody who cares... Both of them... That this is an attack on free speech by the CIA/NWO/Rothschild/FDA/Jewish/whoever controlled Facebook and an attack on his constitutional rights... You know... That constitution he only believes in when it suits him...

As at the time of writing it seems his 'German page' is still up as is his long since abandoned 'business person' page and his also long since abandoned 'Dr Leonard Coldwell Lovers' page where he claimed, apparently without a hint of irony... To be a 'writer' <snigger>... Oh... And his 'only answer to cancer' page abandoned over a year ago... And he probably has more pages I've not found but for a few hours at least the English speaking world has been spared his bile and hatred...

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Edited to add... Actually another possibility has occurred to me... There's always the possibility that Coldwell is gearing up for another ill-advised and ill-executed attempt at gagging his critics with a defamation suit and his elite, $700,000 per annum 'legal team' have told him to remove all the evidence that he's a delusional, psychotic, rape-obsessed, white-supremacist, Hitler loving, homophobic bigot as well as a fake doctor, a liar, a charlatan and quack... But it won't help anyway as I've screen-grabbed all the best stuff including this gem....

And the not-racist-for-a-change but comically-badly-written  appeal from the 'Multi-best-selling author' for crap from his fans to pad out his next book...

Oh... And by the way... If Lenny is reading this... And I suspect his massively inflated ego would all but guarantee he does... Go ahead... Sue me... Finish the fight... Make my day... Punk!

Lenny says... Women want to be raped.

Following on from his racism, anti-Semitism, Nazi-apologism and other such bollocks Lenny the Not-A-Doctor and holder of an unaccredited but very prestigious Doctor of Humanities stoops to a new new low when he claims "No man can rape a woman anyway if she does not want it and does everything possible to avoid it".

I would say it's unbelievable that he would stoop so low but clearly this is pretty much the sort of nasty minded bullshit I've come to expect from the deranged little psychopath so here's the screen-grab in its full, revolting detail.

I would of course point out that the link is to prisonplanet which makes it worthless from the start and of course there's that whole forcible fondling allegation thing Lenny doesn't like people mentioning and his reported history of making women feel... Shall we say "uncomfortable" in his presence... Personally speaking if I were a woman I wouldn't want to be in the same room as him or anybody who displays such an utterly f**ked up attitude to one half of the species... But then as a man I wouldn't either so... Ya know.

Lenny says... "Ich bin ein lügner, lügner und meine lederhosen ist auf feuer!"

 A few choice claims classic pieces of Coldwell bullshit... Coldshit? Bullwell?... Anyhoo... Another pack of blatant lies which conclusively show the delusional little psychopath doesn't have sufficient self awareness to realise when his grandiose claims make him look like exactly what he he is... A f**king idiot never-has-been-and-never-will-be-a-doctor with a massive ego and gargantuan sense of his own importance despite the fact he's no more than a fifth rate quack and scam artist with zero qualifications and no morals.


This taken from Loopy Lenny's German Facebook page..






Number of new members of his Imbecilic Money Bilking Scheme... 100 per week
"Value" of his 'Books and audio programs' when joining the above... €3000
"Value" of each of his 'telephone seminars' free with the above... €500
"Value" of each of his 'live seminars' in Germany free with the above... €14,000

Now when I went to school many, many, many years ago I was the proud recipient of an O level in Economic Principles and if memory serves the definition of 'value' is something along the lines of "That which the market is willing to pay". The idea that anybody would spend €500 to listen to that f**king gobshite on the phone let alone spend €14,000 to actually be in the presence of the loathesome little bullshit merchant beggars belief... But then this of course is LennyLand where the laws of supply and demand don't actually apply and, in common with every other scam artist who has ever lifted a dishonest hand to part suckers from their money.... Worthless shit is worth €€€€s or $$$$s depending on your locale.

No Lenny... Your shit isn't worth what you claim it is because it's the same worthless shit you have been peddling since you cobbled together your half-baked 'theories' many years ago. It's worth SWEET F**K ALL.


But I suppose we shouldn't forget his high living expenses as the world's leading purveyor of worthless shit....

Annual hotel bills... $98,000
Annual bodyguard bills... $380,000
Annual lawyers fees... $700,000
Number of employees... 136

And he obviously thinks people will believe this bollocks... Well I suppose his dwindling number of fans might but anybody with at least a partially functioning cerebellum?... No... Just no.

Mind you... I wonder if the IRS are aware of his multi-million dollar income... Anybody got a phone number for the North Carolina tax man?

Here's the screenshot... Not that you care but I know the little arsehole makes a habit of deleting his shit when he gets called on it...

Lenny's dead opposed to ISIS... Even though they don't exist...

Another quick post and run today but something worth preserving for posterity to show Lenny can't even run a Facebook page without f**king it up...

There's no such thing as ISIS but it's financed by.... 'Ere.... 'Ang on a minute... If it doesn't exist how can it be financed?..

I'll just leave this here...

I was looking at the Facebook page of my favourite archery supplies shop the other day and noticed something...

Yes indeedy... The "world's leading cancer cure, motivational speaker and self help expert" has 42 less followers than the guys I buy my arrows from.

Incidentally... I also note that the truly awesome Kermit The Frog's page has grand total of 1,963,638 followers which... If my calculator isn't lying to me... Means Kermit is roughly 240 times more 'respected', 'much loved', 'renowned' and 'leading' than the "world's leading cancer cure, motivational speaker and self help expert"

And Kermit seems to be better qualified too...

Kermit was awarded an honorary doctorate of Amphibious Letters on May 19, 1996 at Southampton College, New York, where he also gave a commencement speech. He is also the only amphibian to have had the honor of addressing the Oxford Union. A statue of Henson and Kermit was erected on the campus of Henson's alma mater, the University of Maryland, College Park in 2003.

Kermit was also given the honor of being the Grand Marshal of the Tournament of Roses Parade in 1996. The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has featured a Kermit balloon since 1977.

On November 14, 2002, Kermit the Frog received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The star is located at 6801 Hollywood Blvd.

On Kermit's 50th birthday, the United States Postal Service released a set of new stamps with photos of Kermit and some of his fellow Muppets on them. The background of the stamp sheet features a photo of a silhouetted Henson sitting in a window well, with Kermit sitting in his lap looking at him.

In 2006, while Kermit was on his international tour, Kermit, Texas was taken over by the frog during their homecoming week, ending with Kermit himself crowning the homecoming queen. The city of Kermit's main water tower was then painted with the face and signature of the frog. The voice actor used for Kermit at this time was Tanner Martin (13) of Frackville Pennsylvania. He was selected for the contest, which had over 100,000 entries.

Kermit was also the grand marshal for Michigan State University's homecoming parade in 2006.

Kermit's legacy is also deeply entrenched in the science community. One of the famous WP-3D research platforms flown by the NOAA Hurricane Hunters is named after Kermit. The other is named after Miss Piggy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_the_Frog#Awards_and_commemorations.

Actually Kermit has something else the "world's leading cancer cure, motivational speaker and self help expert" doesn't have... A wikipedia entry...

And I know who I'd trust more when it comes to cancer treatment too... Give me a croak over a quack any day of the week.

Loopy Lenny Needs Lessons on London...

Just a quick one for today... Loopy Len posted this crank link which, like all of his links is a load of old bollocks and factually worthless...

 

 First... Nobody calls it the 'London Obelisk' they call it either 'The Needle' or 'Cleopatra's Needle'

Second... It's not in The city of London it's in The City of Westminster next door.

Thirdly... The City of London most certainly IS a part of England.

So another wonderfully accurate link from The World's Greatest Purveyor of Bullshit.

...In which Lenny shows his knowledge of history is on a par with his knowledge of science and medicine... Non-existent...

This is quite simply too good NOT to bring to the attention of whatever wider audience this blog has... Which is probably not that much to be honest but... Who gives a f**k?

On 5th Nov 2015 Germany's Shame posted a link on his Facebook page to a page on 'worldtruthtv' which rationalwiki describes as...

"WorldTruth.TV is a website run by a man called Eddie Levin, who claims to have "spent the last 32 years researching Theosophy, Freemasonry, Kabbalah, Rosicrucianism, the Bavarian Illuminati and Western Occultism," which should immediately tip you off that everything on this site is utter bullshit. The site promotes such harebrained ideas as:

• "Cleansing" diets
• Global warming denialism
• Antivax bullshit
• And most importantly, antisemitism, claiming that The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is an authentic manual on how Jews are going to take over the world (rather than the crock that it really is)"

The link in question makes the point that... "There are only 9 countries left in the world without a Rothschild central bank" and "Isn't it funny that we are always at war with these countries?"

 Leaving aside the obvious anti-semitism and ignoring the whole 'Rothschild' thing lets look at the "We are always at war with these countries"... And I'm assuming 'we' in this case means the USA...

Russia: Last armed conflict Russian Civil War 1917 -1922, Allies in WW2, Peace since.

China: Last armed conflict proxy-war in Korea 1950 - 1953, Allies in WW2, Peace since.

Iceland: Are you f**king kidding me? Iceland doesn't even have a f**king standing army. Never at war with the US or anybody else. Was neutral in WW2 and the nearest they've ever come to a war was ramming a few British destroyers and cutting the nets of British trawlers... But we forgive them for that cos they're a pretty cool bunch on the whole... And they gave us Bjork.

Cuba: Proxy involvement in war of independence in 1950. Never at war.

Syria: Some involvement in internal politics. Never at war.

Iran: Strained relations and proxy meddling but never at war

Venezuela: History of CIA meddling. Never at war.

North Korea: Last armed conflict Korean War 1950 -1953. De facto peace since. Technically never at war.

Hungary: Technically at war during WW2. No actual military involvement as the red army got there first. At peace since 1945.

So it seems "always at war" means, at the very worst, "at peace with for half a century"... Nice to see Lardy Coldwell is consistent with his attitude to the truth but then as he said himself when posting some other crap on Facebook... "I've not read it yet so let me know what it says"...

Now call me old fashioned if you will... But I actually read links before I post them unlike Loony Clodbrain... What a schmuck!

Lenny says... Fear my elite warrior skillz...

I am indebted to Bernie over on gintruth.com for republishing this fine bit of Lenny Lunacy from Facebook wherein the fat fraud suddenly remembers that he was in the German special forces although quite when this actually happened is, like everything else in the NotDoctor's life story, unclear.

Now we know with a reasonable degree of certainty that Leonard Bernd was born on 28/01/1958 if that forcible fondling report is anything to go by... What?.. You've never seen it?.. Really?.. You've never seen the police report alleging Lenny is a sex offender?.. Oh... He really hates people who keep reposting that to the internet... So here it is... Allegedly... Clickity-click...

Anyway... Where was I?..  Oh yeah... Right so we know Tubby Coldwell was born in '58 and we know he left fled Germany in '98 or '99 so that makes him around 40 years old at the time...

We also know are expected to believe that Fatso was "...in general practice in Europe for 16 years" which means he was supposedly practising medicine from the age of 24 which is vaguely credible if and only if he was studying for a medical degree from the age of 17... Of course we all know he didn't do anything of the kind but lets stay in Fantasy-Land for a while... If we were terminally gullible and believed anything the lying little f**ker said in that time he was also studying for and obtaining at least one PhD, treating 36,000 cancer patients, writing mega-best-selling books, being a music producer, being a management consultant for blue-chip companies, being a professor of psychology at an un-named US university and running his 'hospitals'... Busy little f**ker wasn't he?.. And we are supposed believe that he managed to fit in time to graduate from a school of special forces warfare?.. Err... No... Of course none of this ever happened.

I suppose nobody should be surprised that the podgy little arsehole should claim to be an elite warrior... Why would he not?... He clearly doesn't have anywhere near sufficient self awareness to realise that every time he adds another level of self-aggrandising bullshit to his curriculum vitae he makes himself look even more ridiculous than he already is... Which is quite some achievement... Personally speaking I find it hysterically funny... He reminds me of the sort of hopeless drunk who you occasionally come across in most British pubs who was in the S.A.S, liberated Auschwitz, invented the atom bomb, and captured Saddam Hussain while having a 'Double O' rating from MI5 or MI6 or MFI or some-such bollocks... In the words of The Beautiful South... "And when he's off to sail the seven seas, he just stays indoors or hides up trees. He's been to places that you've never seen, but his mind is blank and his passport's clean".

So there you go... Nothing exciting... Just more unadulterated bullshit from the World's Leading Expert on Sweet F**k All™ desperately trying to prop up his massive ego but instead giving everybody another good laugh at his ineptitude and stupidity... Keep it up Len...

Lenny says... Nothing of the slightest interest to anybody...

So where have I been?... Why have I not been blogging about everybody's Phaveroite Phat Phake Physician for the last couple of months?... Glad you asked...
Quite frankly I have become bored shitless by the little fake's inability to do anything even vaguely noteworthy...

In the last couple of months Coldwell seems to have done precisely nothing but sit in his underpants and post inane links to contradictory quackery and bullshit on Facebook which fall into the categories of ...

1) Natural cures for cancer which will save you
2) Vaccines are bad and will kill you
3) How big farmer are bad and will kill you
4) Cannabis cures everything and will save you
5) Guns are good and will definitely not kill anybody because of reasons and stuff
6) Obama will give you cancer and vaccinations take your guns and kill you.
And 7) Revolting racist screeds that show Coldwell up for the nasty little fucker he is.

...and there's only so much of that shit I can be arsed to scroll past without falling asleep. Never were the words 'Heard it all before' more appropriate. As always there is nothing in the way of original content just endless links to pure, undiluted BOLLOCKS.

I would like to believe Clodwell has effectively given up on his 'World's Leading Expert on Cancer™" schtick as far as the English speaking world is concerned and maybe he has... I understand from reading elsewhere on the web... Well... Cosmic Connie's writings anyway (http://cosmicconnie.blogspot.co.uk/)... That he is now focussing his energies more on a mainland European audience but as I only speak English and a smattering of schoolboy French I certainly can't be arsed trying to sort that lot out.

I suspect that even somebody as terminally dense as Lenny quite clearly is would eventually realise that, to be blunt, nobody is listening any more. His widely publicised farce of lawsuit from earlier this year was certainly a monumental shot in the foot with a .50BMG and has achieved nothing other than to focus attention on what a total f**king idiot and unscrupulous little bullshitter he is... So that's not helped. Add to that the fact that according to my sources his Idiocy Based Money Scam system is dead in the water, his books are about as popular as a bacon sandwich salesman at a rabbi's convention and he can't even be bothered to promote his BeRippedOff range of exorbitantly priced snake oil any more and I think it's time to wonder if Coldwell is, as they say in gambling circles... A busted flush... I hope so.

When it comes down to it Lenny quite clearly doesn't matter two hoots in the great scheme of things... He was a fifth-rate huckster elevated to the status of second rate huckster by his association with Kevin Trudeau who, loathsome though he is, was at least a first-rate huckster... Since Katy gave him the Ceremonial Order of the Boot he slipped back down to a third-rate huckster and now having passed fourth-rate some time ago he's back at fifth-rate and still falling... Quite bluntly... Nobody cares any more. Without the shoulders of a giant of scammer to stand on he's just a midget scammer in a figurative as well as a literal sense.

So there you have it... I'm not abandoning this blog and my utter contempt for this fraudulent little racist, Jew-hating, delusional, psychotic, fake doctor arsehole remains undiminished but until he does something worthy of comment my posts will remain occasional and I'll spend more time with my dogs, my archery and my zombie films.

BUT... Yes... There's always a but isn't there?.. If you do spot Loony Len doing something more interesting than posting alt.med twaddle on teh interwebz leave me a comment and I'll have a shuffti (That's 'have a look' for those of you not born within 30 miles of London). 

In the words of that great sage and philosopher Arnold Swarsenn... Shwarzin... Shortzin... The terminator... I'll be back.

Lenny The Immigrant Rails Against Immigrants... Again...

Yes... The Natural Born Citizen recent immigrant and full time shyster and racist has been posting racist shit on his Facebook page again...

Try to guess which of these posts is his and which is my version which says exactly the same thing in effect... First prize a second hand copy of the Clodwell book of your choice... Subject to me being able to get it second hand off Amazon for under a quid... You pay postage... Offer may or may not be honoured at my absolute discretion...

Just for the record... I honestly have nothing against Germany or Germans and I certainly don't hold today's Germans to be responsible for the Nazis, the holocaust or even for Leonard Coldwell... Some of my best friends are German... Well... One close acquaintance and a guy I've not seen for 30 years but the principle still holds...

This is NOT me....

But it is f**king funny...
 

Nor am I particularly pro-Muslim... I think all religions are equally stupid... But I believe the US has a little thing called The Constitution... Lenny goes on about it enough and I believe it has a thing called The First Amendment which guarantees freedom of religion...

Lenny... If you ever read this.... And I sincerely hope you do... You are an IMMIGRANT you stupid, fat plank and you live in a country which, like the UK, wouldn't even exist in its current form if it weren't for mass immigration. Being white and a pretend Christian doesn't make you a part of the f**king master-race or give you any more right to move to the US than a Somali Muslim... If you REALLY don't like immigrants that much I suggest you pack your bags and f**k off back to Germany and leave the continental United States to what's left of the Native Americans...