Tuesday, 8 August 2017

I have become (the announcer of) death. The destroyer of meat feast pizza.

Good evening loyal readers...

In truth I have very little to report on viz-a-viz the inane ramblings of everybody's least favourite pretend doctor. He's still not doing anything particularly noteworthy above and beyond posting shit on Facebook and getting himself banned repeatedly for what he claims is posting cancer cures but is in reality for posting hate-speech. So the same old same old really.

I couldn't however resist commenting on this...

Yes folks... Here we see Lenny and Lurch from The Adam's Family General Albert Stubblebine III and Rima Laibow who he describes, with the usual modesty, as "true friends. 3 PERSONS WHO ARE NUMBER 1 in their territory."

Now... Leaving aside the fact that he can't even spell his 'true friends' names correctly there's the minor fact that his 'true friend' Rima doesn't seem to have told her 'true friend' Lenny that his 'true friend' General Bert 3 is what people who talk like what I talk call 'Brown Bread'... Yep... He snuffed it, went to meet his bookmaker, rang down the curtain and joined the choir invisible six month ago.

Rima Laibow (I don't know if she is or was a real doctor as opposed to a pretend doctor like Lenny) was in fact the wife of General Bert 3 and used his illness and death as just another way of raising money for her Natural Solutions Foundation scam. As my overflowing email spam directory proves. Incidentally... Gen B3 'went to live on a farm' in spite of the 'natural' ministrations of Rima.

So there you go Lenny... Your 'true friend' is pushing up the daisies and I suggest the next time you dig around in your 'old pictures I can use in my scams' directory for stuff to post between the fake news and racism you check to see if your 'true friend' and fellow 'number 1 in their territory' (and I think you mean 'field' rather than territory to be honest) you check to see if they're still drawing breath.

My sincere condo-diddly-odences as Ned Flanders would say.

PS: Unlike Lenny and Possibly-A-Real-Doctor Laibow General Bert actually has a Wikipedia page... It's... Err... Odd... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Stubblebine


  1. He's such a moron. But hey, he's got a new English-language (marginally English, anyway) coming out soon!

  2. Marginally English-language BOOK, that is.

  3. Ah Yes... The snappily named "The Only Answer To The Only Cancer Patient Cure"... With a title that mangles The Queen's English like that one can only imagine the quality of the contents.

    I assume this will be yet another version of his previous books which does little except repackage his rants against Big Farma and directs his unlucky reader to his webshites where they can be relieved of all their nasty cancer-causing cash.

    I am left wondering what happened to his 'Vaccination. Assault with a deadly weapon' book that was supposed to have been out by now.

  4. And I am wondering what happened to his book about Horny Connie and those other nefarious bloggers who are being paid by Big Pharma to destroy him. Also, I wonder what happened to that book, "Going Home to Mayberry" ("( a book that will help all of us to gain some happiness and love and trust back into our life’s [sic]" according to a November 2014 Facebook post that is still up on the Only Answer to Cancer FB page). And that mainstream movie that was supposedly being made about Coldwell, "Leonard Coldwell: The Story of a Healer," or some such drivel. So many threats and promises...

  5. His 'Horny Connie' exposé would have required him sitting down and doing some actual writing, even if only to give his ghostwriters somewhere to start from, and that would involve doing some actual work rather than simply rehashing the previous book (and I use the singular deliberately) over and over again.

    I've long since given up trying to keep tabs on his forthcoming projects, be they books, Hollywood films (it was 'Leonard Coldwell: Life of a healer' I think), new countries or multi-billion dollar 'natural healing' campuses for the simple reason that there are too many fantasies which get mentioned once and never mentioned again.

    As far as his new magnificent octopus goes I'm wondering how he's intending to promote it, assuming he's planning to promote it at all. As far as I can tell he's managed to get himself banned from Facebook on most of his profiles and as Facebook seems to be his principal means of 'reaching out' to his target audience that's rather bad news for him. If I were in his position I'd lay off posting hate for a while if only to promote his book. Getting multi-banned now seems like really bad timing.

  6. I guess he will have to rely on YouTube and a few rabid hatemonger buddies like Jeff Rense (not to mention his own sites). This August 11 vid is pretty over-the-top (or under-the-bottom) even for Rense and Coldwell. Among other things, apparently Lenny is trying to breathe new life into the narrative that his life is in danger from "them" ("and we all KNOW who 'they' are!"). According to Rense (and Coldwell concurs), when Coldwell was in Germany recently, someone tried yet again to kill him.

  7. I'm afraid I can't watch videos with him in any more. Listening to his incessant whining and bullshit makes me want to bite the heads off fluffy kittens.

    1. Isn't faking a dr= a felony in usa?

    2. That's a very good question. I think the answer is 'no' if you are talking about calling yourself 'doctor' on the back of a fake PhD from a diploma mill. I'm not 100% sure about this but I think it only becomes an offence if you use a fake qualification to deceive people into doing something they otherwise would not do. Like giving you a job.

      In Lenny's case claiming the title of 'doctor' on the basis of his fake PhD from Columbia State University is probably not illegal on its own. Claiming the title to sell goods and services is arguable, claiming the title to practice medicine would be a criminal offence.

      In his native Germany just calling himself 'doctor' would be enough to have him up before the beak which is probably why he tells his German audience he's not a 'doctor' in Germany... This of course is the opposite of what he tells his US audience.

      Here in the UK he would risk the wrath of consumer protection legislation for his fake title but mainly he's be in the shit under The Cancer Act which makes selling cancer cures a specific offence.