Tuesday, 29 December 2015

In which Lenny spends xmas alone...


Poor old Lenny... While most of us were spending Christmas with our friends and/or family eating, drinking and making merry our hearts full of love for our fellow man... Lenny was sitting alone in his run down North Carolina hovel posting hate to the internet....

Including this classic...


 Obviously Lenny subscribes to this YouTube channel which is why he posted a link just one day after the video was out up... Other classy videos on this channel cover the full range of conspiraloon bollocks and stuff which is... Quite frankly... Totally insane... See for yourself...

Anyway... I'm still in a holiday mood so f**k him and his Hitler-Loving bollocks... And complements of the season to my readers.


Wednesday, 23 December 2015

In which Lenny reverts to anti-semitic type....

After yesterday's post I'm happy to report that Not-A-Doctor Coldwell is back on bigoted form with this idiotic post...




Obviously Lenny's deeply ingrained anti-semitism, poor grasp of English and breathtaking lack of intelligence prevent him spotting that the 'interview' is... Like his 'qualifications'... Obviously fake.

Here's the blurb under the YouTube video...


And here are the titles of some other videos from the same guy...

  • Hitler explains the international Jewish problem.
  • Michael Jasckson's opinion about Jews - They are leeches.
  • Marlon Brando - Jews Control Hollywood
  • Isreali minister. We always use the anti-semitism trick or bring up the holocaust.
  • President Nixon on the Jewish question
  • Stop the genocide of European mankind - David Duke.
  • I don't date outside my race.
...All of which link to theforbiddentruth website of which Lenny is obviously a keen reader... It is of course a rabidly right-wing and antisemitic disgrace... Just like Lenny the Liar.








Tuesday, 22 December 2015

In which Lenny tries to white-wash his reputations... Maybe... Maybe not...

Since Lenny's enforced absence from Facebook due to them censoring him and yada, yada, yada, bullshit, bullshit, blah, blah, blah he seems to have gone rather quiet. Not only that he has been posting links which suggest he's either turned over a new leaf (highly unlikely), is trying not to get permabanned (quite likely) or... He's trying to white-wash away his ingrained bigotry, racism, anti-Semitism and general hatred for anybody who's not Trump, Putin or a fat, fake, frudulant doctor from Germany... That's ingrained bigotry, racism, anti-Semitism and general hatred for anybody who's not Trump, Putin or a fat, fake, frudulant doctor from Germany which has been very publicly pearoasted all over teh internetz by me, Connie, Bernie and Jason....

How else do you explain these two totally out of character posts today?



Of course there are other possibilities... Perhaps Amy or Sarah or whatever other unfortunate deaf, blind and mad female happens to be doing the underpants boogie with the delusional butterball has been posting on his behalf... like when he tried to get Sarah B to edit his rationalwiki article and she forgot to edit the email headers...  

"please put on wiki page thx sis
Sunday, August 24, 2014 2:34 PM Mark as Unread Flag this message
From: "Dr Leonard Coldwell" <dr.leonardcoldwell@gmail.com>
To: "Sarah Barendse" <S_J_Barendse@yahoo.com>"

HAHAHAHAHA...

Or perhaps he's playing for a better position when his $700,000 'legal team' launch their next ill-conceived defamation suit...

Or perhaps he's just seen 'KKK' and 'Hitler' and thought "Oh... I like them... <copypasta>... Without actually reading the articles...

Or perhaps his account's been hacked again...

Anyway....

Just so nobody forgets what he's really like...







Friday, 18 December 2015

...In which Lenny proves he doesn't understand irony... Or does he?

Well it's been a good week on the NotDoctor Leonard Coldwell front because he's had his Facebook access knobbled by the CIA/NWO/Rotshchild/Jews/PigFarma swines who run it... Which has given me a week off... Which is nice...

But now he's back posting shit again and whining about not being able to post his posts full of posts about Obama and things... Obviously it was his posts about Obama 'the negro muslim' that got his account suspended and nothing at all to do with his constant stream of hate-speech...

Anyhoo... It's often said... By the English at least... That Americans simply don't get irony and the Germans don't have any sense of humour whatsoever... Not a view I adhere to but as Loopy Len the Not A Doctor is both a German and a proud and patriotic American (Look... I'm sorry Americans but if you will give ignorant f**kwits citizenship that's your fault not mine...) he does actually prove both theories correct... Well... In his individual case anyway... Because he posted this...


Now Lenny has shown himself to be both a Trump fan and a Putin fan... The first I assume is because they are both fat, bald, ignorant racists with massive egos and the second... Well... I'm f**ked if I know why to be honest but he clearly hasn't noticed that calling Putin "The world's greatest statesman" might just possibly be sarcasm.

But wait!!!

Maybe he does understand irony and that's the reason he posted this...


 Because of course Lenny "The Great Humanitarian with a Doctorate in Humanities from an unaccredited but very prestigious university" Coldwell has always been a champion of equal rights for all regardless of race, creed or colour...

Apart from these times over the last month or so...




So yes... Loopy Lenny... Not a racist at all EXCEPT HE F**KING IS A RACIST and a nasty minded little bigot.

...But then perhaps I shouldn't point out that Leonard Coldwell is a racist, an anti-Semite, a bigot or any of the other nasty things I say about the lying, conning, psychotic, sawn-off, fat little fraud because he might get his new 'legal team' to sue me... Like his last totally incompetent / obviously lied to / just plain full of shit "(Former) Internet Defamation Experts" legal team sued Connie and pretended to sue Jason, Rationalwiki and whois.com...



...Now obviously the last thing I want is to be dragged into court by the weasely little butter-ball waste of human DNA and his $700,000 per annum legal team... Nah... Not really... Bernd... Sorry... Leonard... Please, please, please SUE ME YOU LYING, DUPLICITOUS, SCAMMING, RACIST, ANTI-SEMITIC, HOMOPHOBIC, MISOGYNIST, CORPULENT, SLAP-HEADED, PIG-IGNORANT LITTLE ARSEHOLE QUACK... You'd have to sue me in England of course but it's well known that libel settlements in England are HUGE!!!!.. But you'd have to win first and you'd last about 30 seconds in the witness-box before you ran out crying like a little bitch when you'd actually have to prove things like you being a doctor, being in general practice for 16 years, being a 'professor of psychology', having 32,000 successes curing cancer and curing your dear mutti of Hep C 15 years before it was discovered... None of which EVER F**KING HAPPENED.

Thursday, 10 December 2015

I'll just leave this here....

More words of wisdom from the man who "was awarded at Congress for his contribution for Humanity and also received an honorary degree as Doctor of Humanities from the highly respected Louisiana Baptist University Diploma Mill"


What a lovely man he is.

About f**king time too...

So there I was early one cold and damp Thursday morning in a sleepy northern England city... Dragged unwillingly from my warm bed to sort out a canine squabble over whose turn it was to sleep in the manky dog chair next to the radiator... Too early to be up but too late to go back to bed... So I thought I'd have my usual breakfast of tea, cigarettes, more tea and more cigarettes and the interwebz...

Off I trot to Facebook to see what was going on with my friends (Nothing... They're all still in bed where I should be)... And have a look at the latest outbursts of hatred, Nazism, racism, anti-Semitism, sexism, rape obsession and all-round-bigotry from everybody's favourite fake fysician... And what do I find?...

This...



 Yep... It seems Facebook have finally got fed up with his rampant hatred for everybody who isn't him and pulled the rug... I'm left wondering whether there was a particular post that pushed them over the edge... I did notice a post yesterday where the 'great humanitarian' applauded a pig's head being left in a Muslim prayer room's toilet and something about 'feminist dykes'.... or whether it was the cumulative effect of persistent f**knuttery...

No doubt Lenny will be telling anybody who cares... Both of them... That this is an attack on free speech by the CIA/NWO/Rothschild/FDA/Jewish/whoever controlled Facebook and an attack on his constitutional rights... You know... That constitution he only believes in when it suits him...

As at the time of writing it seems his 'German page' is still up as is his long since abandoned 'business person' page and his also long since abandoned 'Dr Leonard Coldwell Lovers' page where he claimed, apparently without a hint of irony... To be a 'writer' <snigger>... Oh... And his 'only answer to cancer' page abandoned over a year ago... And he probably has more pages I've not found but for a few hours at least the English speaking world has been spared his bile and hatred...
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Edited to add... Actually another possibility has occurred to me... There's always the possibility that Coldwell is gearing up for another ill-advised and ill-executed attempt at gagging his critics with a defamation suit and his elite, $700,000 per annum 'legal team' have told him to remove all the evidence that he's a delusional, psychotic, rape-obsessed, white-supremacist, Hitler loving, homophobic bigot as well as a fake doctor, a liar, a charlatan and quack... But it won't help anyway as I've screen-grabbed all the best stuff including this gem....

And the not-racist-for-a-change but comically-badly-written  appeal from the 'Multi-best-selling author' for crap from his fans to pad out his next book...


Oh... And by the way... If Lenny is reading this... And I suspect his massively inflated ego would all but guarantee he does... Go ahead... Sue me... Finish the fight... Make my day... Punk!

Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Lenny says... Women want to be raped.

Following on from his racism, anti-Semitism, Nazi-apologism and other such bollocks Lenny the Not-A-Doctor and holder of an unaccredited but very prestigious Doctor of Humanities stoops to a new new low when he claims "No man can rape a woman anyway if she does not want it and does everything possible to avoid it".

I would say it's unbelievable that he would stoop so low but clearly this is pretty much the sort of nasty minded bullshit I've come to expect from the deranged little psychopath so here's the screen-grab in its full, revolting detail.


I would of course point out that the link is to prisonplanet which makes it worthless from the start and of course there's that whole forcible fondling allegation thing Lenny doesn't like people mentioning and his reported history of making women feel... Shall we say "uncomfortable" in his presence... Personally speaking if I were a woman I wouldn't want to be in the same room as him or anybody who displays such an utterly f**ked up attitude to one half of the species... But then as a man I wouldn't either so... Ya know.


Tuesday, 1 December 2015

Lenny says... "Ich bin ein lügner, lügner und meine lederhosen ist auf feuer!"

 A few choice claims classic pieces of Coldwell bullshit... Coldshit? Bullwell?... Anyhoo... Another pack of blatant lies which conclusively show the delusional little psychopath doesn't have sufficient self awareness to realise when his grandiose claims make him look like exactly what he he is... A f**king idiot never-has-been-and-never-will-be-a-doctor with a massive ego and gargantuan sense of his own importance despite the fact he's no more than a fifth rate quack and scam artist with zero qualifications and no morals.


This taken from Loopy Lenny's German Facebook page..






Number of new members of his Imbecilic Money Bilking Scheme... 100 per week
"Value" of his 'Books and audio programs' when joining the above... €3000
"Value" of each of his 'telephone seminars' free with the above... €500
"Value" of each of his 'live seminars' in Germany free with the above... €14,000


Now when I went to school many, many, many years ago I was the proud recipient of an O level in Economic Principles and if memory serves the definition of 'value' is something along the lines of "That which the market is willing to pay". The idea that anybody would spend €500 to listen to that f**king gobshite on the phone let alone spend €14,000 to actually be in the presence of the loathesome little bullshit merchant beggars belief... But then this of course is LennyLand where the laws of supply and demand don't actually apply and, in common with every other scam artist who has ever lifted a dishonest hand to part suckers from their money.... Worthless shit is worth €€€€s or $$$$s depending on your locale.

No Lenny... Your shit isn't worth what you claim it is because it's the same worthless shit you have been peddling since you cobbled together your half-baked 'theories' many years ago. It's worth SWEET F**K ALL.


But I suppose we shouldn't forget his high living expenses as the world's leading purveyor of worthless shit....

Annual hotel bills... $98,000
Annual bodyguard bills... $380,000
Annual lawyers fees... $700,000
Number of employees... 136


And he obviously thinks people will believe this bollocks... Well I suppose his dwindling number of fans might but anybody with at least a partially functioning cerebellum?... No... Just no.

Mind you... I wonder if the IRS are aware of his multi-million dollar income... Anybody got a phone number for the North Carolina tax man?

Here's the screenshot... Not that you care but I know the little arsehole makes a habit of deleting his shit when he gets called on it...








Friday, 20 November 2015

Lenny's dead opposed to ISIS... Even though they don't exist...


Another quick post and run today but something worth preserving for posterity to show Lenny can't even run a Facebook page without f**king it up...






There's no such thing as ISIS but it's financed by.... 'Ere.... 'Ang on a minute... If it doesn't exist how can it be financed?..


Thursday, 19 November 2015

I'll just leave this here...

I was looking at the Facebook page of my favourite archery supplies shop the other day and noticed something...





Yes indeedy... The "world's leading cancer cure, motivational speaker and self help expert" has 42 less followers than the guys I buy my arrows from.

Incidentally... I also note that the truly awesome Kermit The Frog's page has grand total of 1,963,638 followers which... If my calculator isn't lying to me... Means Kermit is roughly 240 times more 'respected', 'much loved', 'renowned' and 'leading' than the "world's leading cancer cure, motivational speaker and self help expert"



And Kermit seems to be better qualified too...

Kermit was awarded an honorary doctorate of Amphibious Letters on May 19, 1996 at Southampton College, New York, where he also gave a commencement speech. He is also the only amphibian to have had the honor of addressing the Oxford Union. A statue of Henson and Kermit was erected on the campus of Henson's alma mater, the University of Maryland, College Park in 2003.

Kermit was also given the honor of being the Grand Marshal of the Tournament of Roses Parade in 1996. The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has featured a Kermit balloon since 1977.
On November 14, 2002, Kermit the Frog received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The star is located at 6801 Hollywood Blvd.
On Kermit's 50th birthday, the United States Postal Service released a set of new stamps with photos of Kermit and some of his fellow Muppets on them. The background of the stamp sheet features a photo of a silhouetted Henson sitting in a window well, with Kermit sitting in his lap looking at him.

In 2006, while Kermit was on his international tour, Kermit, Texas was taken over by the frog during their homecoming week, ending with Kermit himself crowning the homecoming queen. The city of Kermit's main water tower was then painted with the face and signature of the frog. The voice actor used for Kermit at this time was Tanner Martin (13) of Frackville Pennsylvania. He was selected for the contest, which had over 100,000 entries.
Kermit was also the grand marshal for Michigan State University's homecoming parade in 2006.
Kermit's legacy is also deeply entrenched in the science community. One of the famous WP-3D research platforms flown by the NOAA Hurricane Hunters is named after Kermit. The other is named after Miss Piggy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_the_Frog#Awards_and_commemorations.

Actually Kermit has something else the "world's leading cancer cure, motivational speaker and self help expert" doesn't have... A wikipedia entry...

And I know who I'd trust more when it comes to cancer treatment too... Give me a croak over a quack any day of the week.





Tuesday, 17 November 2015

Loopy Lenny Needs Lessons on London...


Just a quick one for today... Loopy Len posted this crank link which, like all of his links is a load of old bollocks and factually worthless...



 First... Nobody calls it the 'London Obelisk' they call it either 'The Needle' or 'Cleopatra's Needle'

Second... It's not in The city of London it's in The City of Westminster next door.



Thirdly... The City of London most certainly IS a part of England.

So another wonderfully accurate link from The World's Greatest Purveyor of Bullshit.



Saturday, 7 November 2015

...In which Lenny shows his knowledge of history is on a par with his knowledge of science and medicine... Non-existent...


This is quite simply too good NOT to bring to the attention of whatever wider audience this blog has... Which is probably not that much to be honest but... Who gives a f**k?

On 5th Nov 2015 Germany's Shame posted a link on his Facebook page to a page on 'worldtruthtv' which rationalwiki describes as...


"WorldTruth.TV is a website run by a man called Eddie Levin, who claims to have "spent the last 32 years researching Theosophy, Freemasonry, Kabbalah, Rosicrucianism, the Bavarian Illuminati and Western Occultism," which should immediately tip you off that everything on this site is utter bullshit. The site promotes such harebrained ideas as:
  • "Cleansing" diets
  • Global warming denialism
  • Antivax bullshit
  • And most importantly, antisemitism, claiming that The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is an authentic manual on how Jews are going to take over the world (rather than the crock that it really is)"


The link in question makes the point that... "There are only 9 countries left in the world without a Rothschild central bank" and "Isn't it funny that we are always at war with these countries?"


 Leaving aside the obvious anti-semitism and ignoring the whole 'Rothschild' thing lets look at the "We are always at war with these countries"... And I'm assuming 'we' in this case means the USA...

Russia: Last armed conflict Russian Civil War 1917 -1922, Allies in WW2, Peace since.

China: Last armed conflict proxy-war in Korea 1950 - 1953, Allies in WW2, Peace since.

Iceland: Are you f**king kidding me? Iceland doesn't even have a f**king standing army. Never at war with the US or anybody else. Was neutral in WW2 and the nearest they've ever come to a war was ramming a few British destroyers and cutting the nets of British trawlers... But we forgive them for that cos they're a pretty cool bunch on the whole... And they gave us Bjork.

Cuba: Proxy involvement in war of independence in 1950. Never at war.

Syria: Some involvement in internal politics. Never at war.

Iran: Strained relations and proxy meddling but never at war

Venezuela: History of CIA meddling. Never at war.

North Korea: Last armed conflict Korean War 1950 -1953. De facto peace since. Technically never at war.

Hungary: Technically at war during WW2. No actual military involvement as the red army got there first. At peace since 1945.

So it seems "always at war" means, at the very worst, "at peace with for half a century"... Nice to see Lardy Coldwell is consistent with his attitude to the truth but then as he said himself when posting some other crap on Facebook... "I've not read it yet so let me know what it says"...

Now call me old fashioned if you will... But I actually read links before I post them unlike Loony Clodbrain... What a schmuck!




Lenny says... Fear my elite warrior skillz...


I am indebted to Bernie over on gintruth.com for republishing this fine bit of Lenny Lunacy from Facebook wherein the fat fraud suddenly remembers that he was in the German special forces although quite when this actually happened is, like everything else in the NotDoctor's life story, unclear.

Now we know with a reasonable degree of certainty that Leonard Bernd was born on 28/01/1958 if that forcible fondling report is anything to go by... What?.. You've never seen it?.. Really?.. You've never seen the police report alleging Lenny is a sex offender?.. Oh... He really hates people who keep reposting that to the internet... So here it is... Allegedly... Clickity-click...

Anyway... Where was I?..  Oh yeah... Right so we know Tubby Coldwell was born in '58 and we know he left fled Germany in '98 or '99 so that makes him around 40 years old at the time...

We also know are expected to believe that Fatso was "...in general practice in Europe for 16 years" which means he was supposedly practising medicine from the age of 24 which is vaguely credible if and only if he was studying for a medical degree from the age of 17... Of course we all know he didn't do anything of the kind but lets stay in Fantasy-Land for a while... If we were terminally gullible and believed anything the lying little f**ker said in that time he was also studying for and obtaining at least one PhD, treating 36,000 cancer patients, writing mega-best-selling books, being a music producer, being a management consultant for blue-chip companies, being a professor of psychology at an un-named US university and running his 'hospitals'... Busy little f**ker wasn't he?.. And we are supposed believe that he managed to fit in time to graduate from a school of special forces warfare?.. Err... No... Of course none of this ever happened.

I suppose nobody should be surprised that the podgy little arsehole should claim to be an elite warrior... Why would he not?... He clearly doesn't have anywhere near sufficient self awareness to realise that every time he adds another level of self-aggrandising bullshit to his curriculum vitae he makes himself look even more ridiculous than he already is... Which is quite some achievement... Personally speaking I find it hysterically funny... He reminds me of the sort of hopeless drunk who you occasionally come across in most British pubs who was in the S.A.S, liberated Auschwitz, invented the atom bomb, and captured Saddam Hussain while having a 'Double O' rating from MI5 or MI6 or MFI or some-such bollocks... In the words of The Beautiful South... "And when he's off to sail the seven seas, he just stays indoors or hides up trees. He's been to places that you've never seen, but his mind is blank and his passport's clean".

So there you go... Nothing exciting... Just more unadulterated bullshit from the World's Leading Expert on Sweet F**k Alldesperately trying to prop up his massive ego but instead giving everybody another good laugh at his ineptitude and stupidity... Keep it up Len...


Monday, 26 October 2015

Lenny says... Nothing of the slightest interest to anybody...


So where have I been?... Why have I not been blogging about everybody's Phaveroite Phat Phake Physician for the last couple of months?... Glad you asked...
Quite frankly I have become bored shitless by the little fake's inability to do anything even vaguely noteworthy...

In the last couple of months Coldwell seems to have done precisely nothing but sit in his underpants and post inane links to contradictory quackery and bullshit on Facebook which fall into the categories of ...

1) Natural cures for cancer which will save you
2) Vaccines are bad and will kill you
3) How big farmer are bad and will kill you
4) Cannabis cures everything and will save you
5) Guns are good and will definitely not kill anybody because of reasons and stuff
6) Obama will give you cancer and vaccinations take your guns and kill you.
And 7) Revolting racist screeds that show Coldwell up for the nasty little fucker he is.

...and there's only so much of that shit I can be arsed to scroll past without falling asleep. Never were the words 'Heard it all before' more appropriate. As always there is nothing in the way of original content just endless links to pure, undiluted BOLLOCKS.

I would like to believe Clodwell has effectively given up on his 'World's Leading Expert on Cancer™" schtick as far as the English speaking world is concerned and maybe he has... I understand from reading elsewhere on the web... Well... Cosmic Connie's writings anyway (http://cosmicconnie.blogspot.co.uk/)... That he is now focussing his energies more on a mainland European audience but as I only speak English and a smattering of schoolboy French I certainly can't be arsed trying to sort that lot out.

I suspect that even somebody as terminally dense as Lenny quite clearly is would eventually realise that, to be blunt, nobody is listening any more. His widely publicised farce of lawsuit from earlier this year was certainly a monumental shot in the foot with a .50BMG and has achieved nothing other than to focus attention on what a total f**king idiot and unscrupulous little bullshitter he is... So that's not helped. Add to that the fact that according to my sources his Idiocy Based Money Scam system is dead in the water, his books are about as popular as a bacon sandwich salesman at a rabbi's convention and he can't even be bothered to promote his BeRippedOff range of exorbitantly priced snake oil any more and I think it's time to wonder if Coldwell is, as they say in gambling circles... A busted flush... I hope so.

When it comes down to it Lenny quite clearly doesn't matter two hoots in the great scheme of things... He was a fifth-rate huckster elevated to the status of second rate huckster by his association with Kevin Trudeau who, loathsome though he is, was at least a first-rate huckster... Since Katy gave him the Ceremonial Order of the Boot he slipped back down to a third-rate huckster and now having passed fourth-rate some time ago he's back at fifth-rate and still falling... Quite bluntly... Nobody cares any more. Without the shoulders of a giant of scammer to stand on he's just a midget scammer in a figurative as well as a literal sense.

So there you have it... I'm not abandoning this blog and my utter contempt for this fraudulent little racist, Jew-hating, delusional, psychotic, fake doctor arsehole remains undiminished but until he does something worthy of comment my posts will remain occasional and I'll spend more time with my dogs, my archery and my zombie films.


BUT... Yes... There's always a but isn't there?.. If you do spot Loony Len doing something more interesting than posting alt.med twaddle on teh interwebz leave me a comment and I'll have a shuffti (That's 'have a look' for those of you not born within 30 miles of London). 


In the words of that great sage and philosopher Arnold Swarsenn... Shwarzin... Shortzin... The terminator... I'll be back.

Wednesday, 16 September 2015

Lenny The Immigrant Rails Against Immigrants... Again...


Yes... The Natural Born Citizen recent immigrant and full time shyster and racist has been posting racist shit on his Facebook page again...

Try to guess which of these posts is his and which is my version which says exactly the same thing in effect... First prize a second hand copy of the Clodwell book of your choice... Subject to me being able to get it second hand off Amazon for under a quid... You pay postage... Offer may or may not be honoured at my absolute discretion...




Just for the record... I honestly have nothing against Germany or Germans and I certainly don't hold today's Germans to be responsible for the Nazis, the holocaust or even for Leonard Coldwell... Some of my best friends are German... Well... One close acquaintance and a guy I've not seen for 30 years but the principle still holds...

This is NOT me....


But it is f**king funny...
 


Nor am I particularly pro-Muslim... I think all religions are equally stupid... But I believe the US has a little thing called The Constitution... Lenny goes on about it enough and I believe it has a thing called The First Amendment which guarantees freedom of religion...


Lenny... If you ever read this.... And I sincerely hope you do... You are an IMMIGRANT you stupid, fat plank and you live in a country which, like the UK, wouldn't even exist in its current form if it weren't for mass immigration. Being white and a pretend Christian doesn't make you a part of the f**king master-race or give you any more right to move to the US than a Somali Muslim... If you REALLY don't like immigrants that much I suggest you pack your bags and f**k off back to Germany and leave the continental United States to what's left of the Native Americans... 

Tuesday, 15 September 2015

Lenny's Lies... Another smoking gun...


I am indebted to fellow bloggist and Lenny-fan Cosmic Connie and her whirled musings for inspiring today's post.

Connie has been following and reporting the antics of Germany's worst social faux pas since another small man with a stupid 'tash said he could "make the trains run on time" for many years and has been the butt of the weasely little butt-head's butt-hurt on many occasions. Over the years Connie has put up with death threats, gratuitous and rampantly misogynistic abuse and cretinous accusations of killing Lenny's mutt amongst other things and lately an obviously vexatious lawsuit and harassment by his incompetent and apparently insane 'legal team'... But she's still here... And still biting Coldwell's arse... Pop over to her cosmic realm and say 'Hi!'

Anyhoo...




Connie posted a link a link to Loony's German language IBMS (Idiocy Based Morons School) website which, apart from looking like it was designed by a colour blind platypus contains these stirring words.... Don't worry... Theres a translation later..


"Diese Webseite wird von Amerika aus nach amerikanischen Recht betrieben. Der Server und das Webteam sind in der USA.

Basierend auf einem alten Hitler Gesetz, darf ein Ausländer seinen rechtmässigen Doktortitel in Deutschland nicht führen.

Bedingt durch den Fakt, dass Leonard Coldwell keine Nostrifikation in Deutschland beantragt hat und in Deutschland auch nicht als Doktor tätig ist, trägt er diesen Titel nicht in Deutschand. Alle Referenzen auf seinem Doktortitel sind dashalb nur in der USA gültig. Er führt diesen Titel auch nur in der USA. Dr. Leonard Coldwell hat keinen Einfluss darauf, wie ihn andere nennen oder anreden.

Der Spitzname Dr. C ist ein eingetragenes Warenzeichen und rechtlich als TM Geschützt. Es kann nicht als Titel gewertet werden, zumal wir hier klar darauf hinweisen, dass Dr. Leonard Coldwell, NC, USA, seine in den USA rechtmässigen Titel und Anerkennungen nicht in Deutschland trägt. Dr. C ist ein Motivations und Selbsthilfe Coach."

 Excellent stuff I'm sure you'll agree but if, like me, you failed your German O Level... Or to be more accurate didn't even bother turning up... It'll probably make more sense in English... And if you don't understand English you're probably on the wrong blog... So here's a free translation thanks to people who understand the Hun-Tongue slightly better than I...


"This website is based in America and governed by US law. The server and web-team are in the US.

Based on an old Hitler law, a foreigner must not lead to its rightful doctorate in German(?)

Due to the fact that Leonard Coldwell has not requested any recognition of his degrees  in Germany and does not act as a doctor in Germany he does not have the title of doctor in Germany. All references to his doctorate are therefore only valid in the US. Dr Leonard Coldwell has no influence over what other's call him or the titles they give him.
The nickname Dr. C is a registered trademark and protected by law as a trademark. It can not be regarded as a title, especially as we have clearly indicated here that Dr. Leonard Coldwell (is in) NC, United States and lawful US titles and recognitions are not (necessarily) valid in Germany.

Dr. C is a motivational and self-help coach"

So there you have it... From the horses arse mouth... "Doctor" Coldwell is not a doctor... He's a coach

You also have to admire the sheer front of creating a website plastered with "Doctor" and "Dr" left right and centre and then claiming it's not your fault if people call you "Doctor" even if you're not exactly a real doctor in the first place.

But there's another way, way, way bigger problem here.... He's claiming he's not sought German recognition for his 'degrees' which is to be expected as he doesn't have any apart from a psychology 'doctorate' from Columbia State University, a long defunct diploma mill and an equally dodgy honorary doctor of humanities from the equally dodgy Louisiana Baptist University. The big problem, as far as Lenny's bullshit is concerned is his own claim on his own bio website that...

 

"On the advice of Naturalization and Immigration Service experts, Dr. Coldwell had his German Education accredited in the USA. His German Education combined with some mandatory coures in the US gained him accreditation and board certification in the USA."
 So on the one hand he's claiming to have converted his German qualifications into American qualifications but on the other hand he says he's not converted them back again into German qualifications... What happened to the original German qualifications Leonard? 

Now... I must admit that just like Lenny I don't have a degree, a masters or a doctorate... I have six average O levels, a cycling proficiency badge and an expired H.G.V licence... But I know people who do have all of those things and I'm pretty sure that when a foreign system accepts your evidence of learnedness... Is that even a word?.. They don't tear up your doctorate and give you a new one... It's not like changing currency where you swap your Pounds Sterling for USD... You actually get to keep both...

So we've established that as far as German law is concerned he's not a doctor and does not have the right to call himself a doctor... But don't I remember him saying...
"After sixteen years as a General Practitioner in Europe, Dr. Coldwell left general practice to concentrate on his applied research in stress and stress related diseases, with particular emphasis on cancer and other so-called incurable diseases."
Yes.. I f**king do... That's all over the intertubes including his own webshites... So which is it Lenny? Were you lying when you claimed to have been in general practice for 16 years or did you practice medicine without any qualifications for 16 years... Actually we all know what the answer is... You're a bare-face liar who can't keep his story straight for ten seconds.

Oh... And by the way... Perhaps you might want to edit your utterly pathetic and incompetently doctored Berlin dentist conference attendance 'certificate' because according to that you were calling yourself "Dr Leonard Coldwell" in Germany in 1994.

Leonard Coldwell... Doesn't know his arse from his elbow and doesn't mind proving it.




Monday, 14 September 2015

Lenny's Lunatic Links...


By way of a change I thought today I'd bring you something I know all 100,000 of my eager readers have been clamouring for... Seriously... I've received over 250,000 emails and they all say... "Doggy... What we really need is a summary of what 'The World's Leading Expert on Cancer Bullshitter' has been posting on Facebook"... And who am I to question 500,000 loyal fans? So here, for all 42 million of you is an easy to use table of Loony Lenny's inane posts for the last seven days...

 

ANALYSIS:

Well it's been another good week for ridiculous conspiracy theories with a nice tendency over the last week to report on the possibility (or delusional fantasy more like) that Americans are clamouring for a military coup.... Which is... Apparently... A good thing... How this fits in with Lenny's other theories about the impending martial law is not entirely clear. Cancer has put in a very poor week considering the claimed 'expertise' of the 'host'. Just a few minerals and not so much as a sign of Lenny's ONLY cure for cancer.

Nice to see chemtrails getting a couple of mentions... They could feel justifiably proud of themselves if it weren't for the fact they don't exist.

Actual evidence that Lenny is a doctor rather than a corpulent, delusional, psychotic dwarf, has failed to appear for a record-breaking 243rd consecutive week... So little change there.

Other topics have been much as predicted last week... Honestly... I predicted it last week but this blog was hacked / deleted by the CIA / something to do with Jews... Where was I?...


Oh yeah... Other topics about normal for this time of year with a slight boost to the evil liberals category from the gay agenda wanting the equal rights the constitution grants them... (bad thing)... And... You know... Actually receive the paperwork to get married like THE F**KING SUPREME COURT OF THE F**KING UNITED F**KING STATES OF AMERICA" says they are legally f**king entitled to. This is... According to Loopy-Len a crime against Christians... Like he'd know... He's about as Christian as my Saluki... 



But I digress... Or maybe not...

The real winners this week I think are Muslims / Immigrants / Terrorists which, in what passes for Coldwell's brain, are all the same thing... In at number two with a very creditable 21 posts devoted to them and their evil, anti-civilisation, brown-skinned ways...


I'm not even vaguely surprised at the Not-Doctor's attitude to the refugee (yes... refugee... not 'migrant') 'crisis' in Europe.. He's shown himself to be a small-minded, intolerant bigot many times in the past but I do wonder if he's actually looked up the word 'immigrant'...


Immigrant

[im-i-gruh nt]




    noun

    1. a person who migrates to another country, usually for permanent residence.

    That's YOU Bernd Klein / Witchner you f**king SCHMUCK!!... You were born in Germany and now live in the USofA... In what possible f**king universe are you NOT an immigrant?.. Do you think people won't notice you're an immigrant because you're going by a new, non-teutonic, W.A.S.Pesque name? Maybe they won't... Right up until you open that weasely little lying mouth of yours and start spouting your bullshit...  Then they'll notice your comedy Herr Flick of Zee Gestapo accent and you're rumbled.

    Just for you Lenny I've produced this handy aide memoire that you can print out, have laminated, and keep in your wallet with all of those 'accredation' cards you collect at $100 a go from those 'unaccredited but very prestigious' Quacks-R-Us seats of learning... Next time you think about reposting something about how dreadful immigrants are, and wonder "Hang on... Am I an immigrant?"... You can consult this card and have a bit of an old think about it... I know your brain doesn't work very well so it might be as well to get Sarah to sharpen a crayon for you and write "Ya! Ich bin eine immigrant" on the back. Or maybe get somebody to ghost-write it for you like you do with your 'multi-best-selling' books.



    So that about winds it up for this week's analysis but before I go I'd like to mention Lenny's favourite minority group... The Jews...

    Come on goys and gals... You only got six mentions already... Oy vey!

    Those Christian children aren't going to sacrifice themselves and it's been over 2000 years since you murdered the son of god... You're resting on your laurels so lets make 5776 a year of protocol-writing, world-war-starting, being-eternal and... if you get around to it.... Could you open a Jewish deli in Hull... You can't get a decent salt-beef bagel here for love nor money...

    Shanah Tovah Umetukah


    FORECAST:

    The outlook for the next seven days is generally depressing with outbreaks of utter insanity... Expect racist intervals with complete bullshit and lies adding to an overall picture of mind-numbing tedium... Grandiose claims of world-class genius towards the end of the week with a very slim chance of legal action and f**k all chance he'll get that Nobel prize he's supposed to have.

    Tuesday, 8 September 2015

    Lenny Says... Something else historically inaccurate...


    I really do despair sometimes... I don't despair that Little Loopy Lenny posts bollocks on his Facebook profile... That's what the little butter-ball does... But I despair that people actually believe this sort of crap.

    Was margarine really invented to fatten turkeys and does it kill them? Errrr.... No to both...

    As usual a quick check on the internetz gives the true story... It was invented in France 200 years ago as... Guess what... A substitute for butter... Well there's a f**king surprise... Whooda thunkit?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarine




    Friday, 4 September 2015

    Lenny says... Doctors are being jailed for curing cancer....


    Lenny The Not Doctor has been very quiet of late as far as I can tell... Or maybe I've just read too much of his shit and my brain is filtering out his drivel... As he still seems to have his penchant for posting idiotic links on Facebook... Just as long as they relate to some old alt.med baloney or conspiracy theory bollocks that is... Even if they contradict each other...  I've been a bit short of new material and I can't currently face listening to his comedy accent or seeing his piggy face on YouTube... But this is a classic bit of Loony Lenny crap which proves that he either doesn't follow his own advice about using Google or, more likely, doesn't give a f**k whether what he posts is true or not as his rapidly dwindling audience will believe any old shite he spouts.

    Anyhoo... There IS a Cancer Act 1939 but unfortunately for Tubby Coldwell everything else in his inane post is a load of old f**king bollocks.

    The Cancer Act 1939 is an act of parliament in Britain and applies ONLY to England, Wales and Scotland (but not Northern Ireland curiously enough... Dunno why)... In common with every other piece of British legislation... Or British legislation since we generously allowed America to have its independence at any rate... And some still say that was a bad move... It doesn't actually apply to the good old these here there United States of America.

    So there you have it as far as jurisdiction goes... No doctor in the USA has ever been jailed under The Cancer Act 1939 for curing cancer for the simple reason that it doesn't apply there... So spot on the money as always there then Lenny... You putz!

    Moving on to the actual act itself... Does it really stop medical practitioners advising their patients on treatment and is it really "a criminal act to cure cancer" over here in the UK?.. Of course it f**king isn't and never f**king has been... As always the good fake doctor is talking out of his big, fat, lazy f**king arse...

    This is what section 4 of The Cancer \Act 1939 says... And section 4 is the only substantial part still in force...

    (1)No person shall take any part in the publication of any advertisement—
    (a)containing an offer to treat any person for cancer, or to prescribe any remedy therefor, or to give any advice in connection with the treatment thereof; or
    (b). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
    (2)If any person contravenes any of the provisions of the foregoing subsection, he shall be liable on summary conviction, in the case of a first conviction, to a fine not exceeding level 3 on the standard scale], and, in the case of a subsequent conviction, to a fine not exceeding Level 3 on the standard scale or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding three months, or to both such a fine and such imprisonment.
    (3). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    (4)In any proceedings for a contravention of subsection (1) of this section, it shall be a defence for the person charged to prove—
    (a)that the advertisement to which the proceedings relate was published only so far as was reasonably necessary to bring it to the notice of persons of the following classes or of one or some of them, that is to say,—
    (i)members of either House of Parliament or of a local authority or of a governing body of a voluntary hospital;
    (ii). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    (iii)registered medical practitioners;
    (iv)registered nurses;
    (v)registered pharmacists and persons lawfully conducting a retail pharmacy business in accordance with section 69 of the Medicines Act 1968;
    (vi)persons undergoing training with a view to becoming registered medical practitioners, registered nurses or registered pharmacists;
    (vii). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
    (b)that the said advertisement was published only in a publication of a technical character intended for circulation mainly amongst persons of the classes mentioned in the last preceding paragraph or one of some of those classes; or
    (c)that the said advertisement was published in such circumstances that he did not know and had no reason to believe that he was taking part in the publication thereof.
    (5)Nothing in this section shall apply in respect of any advertisement published by a local authority or by the governing body of a voluntary hospital or by any person acting with the sanction of the Minister.
     (Note... The spaces and ..................... bits are not my selective editing... Would I do a thing like that? Well... Yeah I would but I haven't here.... They are bits that have been repealed over the years)

    Now can you see anything in there which prevents REAL doctors treating their patients for cancer or advising them on treatment? No.. Because it's not there...

    The act exists to deal with quacks, charlatans and snake-oil salesmen making money by selling worthless treatments to their victims... Now if Clodwell was actually based here in the UK he would be in very serious trouble as his nefarious activities would be clear breach of the act not to mention various other charges he'd face for false advertising, false representations and god knows what else... But he's not he lives in the US which is far more tolerant of quackery than it should be in my opinion.

    For your edification and amusement here's a C+P from wikipedia...

    According to an answer given in the House of Commons on 12 June 2014 there were 21 convictions under the Act between 1984 and 2013, since that date there have been another three.

    Convictions include:
    • Steven Cook, fined £750 with costs of £1,500 in September 2014 for implying that colloidal silver could cure for cancer - the case was brought by Essex Trading Standards
    • Stephen Ferguson, fined £1,750 with £2,500 costs and £120 victim surcharge in May 2014 for claiming that protein shakes and vitamin supplements had cured cancer in two of his patients - case brought by Westminster Trading Standards
    • Errol Denton, fined £1,000 for each of 9 offences, with costs of £9,821 and a victim surcharge of £100 in March 2014 for claiming that live blood analysis, lifestyle changes and herbs could cure cancer[6] - case brought by Westminster Trading Standards
    • Adrian Pengelly, fined £600 with £2,000 costs and £15 victim surcharge in March 2010 for offering distance healing to cure cancer - case brought by Hereford Trading Standards
    • Donna Sims, given a two-year conditional discharge with costs of £1,100 in August 2009 for offering herbal remedies for cancer - case brought by Gloucestershire Trading Standards
    • Healthwize UK, fined £2,000 with £2,235 costs in March 2009 for selling ellagic acid with claims that it could inhibit the growth of cancer cells - case brought by Derbyshire Trading Standards
    • Andrew Harris, who sold Triamazon via the Internet, received a two-year conditional discharge with £350 costs in September 2008 - case brought by Trafford Trading Standard
    I wonder if this has anything to do with the non-occurrence of Mocktor Clodwell's European tour of 2015... I would have happily dobbed him in to the authorities if he'd come to this green and sceptical land pushing his bullshit.

    So there you have it... Another monumental display of fractal wrongness from everybody's favourite, fat, lying, ignorant fraud.

    Oh... Here's a grab of the post in case he deletes it...





    Monday, 17 August 2015

    Lenny says... He's a mega-best-selling author...


    Lenny has long been making the claim that he was a world renowned multi-million selling author which nobody with an ounce of common sense... or 28.35 grammes of common sense in new money... would ever believe if for no other reason than the fact no f**ker has ever heard of him. Now it seems Loony is claiming that just one of his many magnificent octopuses*... has sold 57 MILLION COPIES.


    Yes... This great author has sold more copies of just one of his books**... The Only Answer To Cancer... than some of the classics of world literature... such as... sales in (brackets) from wikipedia


    To KIll a Mockingbird - Harper Lee (40 Million)
    1984 - George Orwell - (25 Million)
    The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald (25 Million)
    Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain (20 Million)
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl (13 Million)
    Catch 22 - Joseph Heller (10 Million)
    Every single Discworld novel put together - Terry Pratchett (55 Million)




    Credible?... Is it f**k as like... According to statistic I've just made up in a Lenny Coldwell styleee... Everybody in the world knows somebody who has read 1984... and everybody in the world has read Huck' Finn... but do you know anybody who has even seen, let alone read a Not-Docktor Clodwell book?.. No... I don't either and neither does any other f**ker. The tubby little outselling-Harry-Potter-fraud doesn't even have a f**king wikipedia page...

    I'm also wondering how many other authors capable of selling 57 million f**king copies of a single book would choose what is little more than a print-to-order vanity press as their publisher... Here's a quote from 21st Century Publishing Group... link here if you're bovvered...

    Royalty/Subsidy Press...Though we are a royalty/subsidy press, I prefer to call it a partnership. As a royalty/subsidy press, the author only pays the up-front costs for publishing the book. The price in the contract includes the editing, and pagination of the book and the design of the cover. The author has a say in every step of the process. Depending on how clean the manuscript is this process can last 30 days up to six months. Your only expense after the pre-press process is the books you purchase for your personal sales. We recommend 100 or more books to begin with. Our continuing partnership includes getting your book and the digital version of your book places on Amazon.com, the largest bookseller in the world and listed at Ingram (the largest distributor in the world) and Baker & Taylor.
    Investment...Most authors are able to recoup their investment in the publishing process after the sale of 250 books.
    Royalties...Our authors receive a 20% royalty on the books sold through the marketplace. We are giving a 40% royalty on the sale of digital books.
    57 million copies... Pull the other one Lenny it's got little silver bells on it... Lose the 'million' and you'd probably be nearer the mark... Even your top listed book on Amazon UK... The same f**king book you claim had sold 57 f**king million copies has the grand total of TEN F**KING REVIEWS... and here's one of the reviews...

    "Bought for my wife and even she found it over the top for selling information - imagine pyramid selling at its peak (no pun intended) and that is the style of this book's information."

    Here's an idea for you Lenny... I know your fans are all as thick as pigshit but most of the rest of the world knows how to use the internet... If you are going to tell lies... And lets face it that's all you ever do... You might want to check on wikipedia first...

    *Magnificent Octopus = Magnum Opus in Baldrickeese

    **Actually.... As far as I can tell all of his books are actually the same book with a different title... 50% waffle, 25% self aggrandising bullshit, 25% sales pitch and 100% unreadable bollocks.


    PS: All of the spelling, capitalisation and punctuation errors in the cartoon above are exactly as Tubby Clodwell posted them... I make it at least nine errors in three lines but with Loony's style of keyboard mashing it's difficult to be exact... Knot rearly whot yuo wood expeckt frum a grate riter....










    Wednesday, 5 August 2015

    Lenny says.... Pork calling Orson...

     Never one to miss an opportunity to make cheap capital out of the death of a fellow human-being... Actually... Make that out of the death of a human being... The Augustus Gloop of Germany Carolina took to Facebook to level the claim that Robin Williams' tragic end was as a result of drinking too much fizzy-pop.

    And what evidence did he offer in support of his ill-informed and idiotic pronouncement?

    This...


    Yes folks... He did it again and the alleged doctor confused alleged British singer Robbie Williams with deceased American actor and comedian Robin Williams.






    Well done again Loony for bringing us all the health news that matters just as soon as you have pulled it straight out of your flabby, lazy arse.

    Tuesday, 28 July 2015

    Lenny Says... Something typically idiotic.. Again...


    Yes... The delusional porker is now claiming that not only does he have an insider inside BIG FARMER he also has and insider on the inside of  the New World Order.

    The full quote from Leonard Lieswellbadly is as follows...

    "My personal post for today:


    I know from and inside source that there is a massive in-fight within the NWO going on. NOW is our time to strike back. Inform Educate, take responsibility, control and charge over your own life. Become a member of the ONLY organization that can and will protect you. There is safety and Power in numbers! We just got more members in Germany and Austria in 2 days than in 4 years in America. They are awake and they are ready to fight back."

     And what is the ONLY organisation that can and will protect you from the entirely imaginary NWO? It is of course his trademarked, only organisation of its type, proven over decades, five hundred bucks to join and a grand a year membership fees (not refundable), GIN knock-off, IBMS or Idiotic Bullshit Making-money-for-the-poisonous-dwarf System... What else could it possibly be.

    And there was me hoping he was going to storm the UN building, or the Whitehouse, or FEMA HQ, or the Vatican or wherever it is the NWO is hanging out these days. The idea of that little f**ker "fighting back" is hysterical. Judging by the state of his ever expanding waist-line he doesn't look like he could fight back against the girl guides without having a coronary... But hey... Posting on Facebook is almost like fighting back isn't it?.. No... You're right... It's nothing like fighting back and everything like sitting on your lazy fat f**king arse and trying to drum up business for your pitiful scam... Close but no coconut.

    Now... I have to say... While we are on the subject of inside information that my inside source says that Lenny's Idiocy Based Money-loss System has been nothing short of an embarrassing failure with a total membership figure somewhere in the region of the square root of f**k all... So having more members in Germany and Austria isn't that difficult... Not that I believe that anyway...

    Oh... And another thing... Another one of my inside sources tells me that those pictures you have been punting of you in front of a huge crowd like the one you used in the Facebook post...


    ... are actually several years old and date back to when you were still sucking on Kev Trudeau's GIN teat and that when it comes to filling a room with IBMS members you'd struggle to fill a f**king broom cupboard... Without needing to take the f**king brooms out... And if another one of my inside sources are to be believed that's about all you could afford to f**king hire.

    Saturday, 25 July 2015

    Lenny Says... "Ich bin on zee hit-list!!"


    Yes... It must be true because Lenny says so... He's heard from “internal sources” that he is on a Merck hit-list.

    This nonsense comes from a link he shared on Facebook to a story about the pharmaceutical company Merck having a hit-list of doctors they wanted to “destroy, neutralise or discredit”. Story here

    Now I neither know nor particularly care whether the allegations are true. Maybe Merck were a shower of bastards then and are a shower of bastards now... Maybe not... Who cares? That's not really the issue but there's a few problems I have with Loony's claim to be on the list if it exists.

    First and foremost there's the minor detail that he isn't actually a doctor. Why would a major pharmaceutical company give a flying f**k about this petulant little ball of lard when, in the great scheme of things, no f**ker has ever heard of him and all he ever does is post links to his Facebook page and launch doomed lawsuits?

    Second the story dates back to 1999 when he was still transitioning from Herr Bernd Klein to Mr Leonard “Lenny The Life Coach” Coldwell and many years before he started on with his 35,000 this, 92.3% that and curing Mutti-Coldwell of the other and his “World's leading bullshitter” claims or whatever it is he's supposed to be this week.

    Thirdly you have to wonder why it is that Lenny had chosen not to reveal this “internal source” information until he just happened to find an article on the internet about it. Well... Of course you don't have to wonder at all... It's just another example of Loony Lenny jumping on any passing bandwagon with his “ME TOO... ME TOO...” attitude to reality... (See also his “I can smell cancer like a dog” bullshit claim I have mentioned before).

    The truth of this of course is that the only “internal source” this corpulent little crap-fountain has been listening to is the drunken mouse inside his head operating the levers.