Tuesday, 8 August 2017

I have become (the announcer of) death. The destroyer of meat feast pizza.

Good evening loyal readers...

In truth I have very little to report on viz-a-viz the inane ramblings of everybody's least favourite pretend doctor. He's still not doing anything particularly noteworthy above and beyond posting shit on Facebook and getting himself banned repeatedly for what he claims is posting cancer cures but is in reality for posting hate-speech. So the same old same old really.

I couldn't however resist commenting on this...

Yes folks... Here we see Lenny and Lurch from The Adam's Family General Albert Stubblebine III and Rima Laibow who he describes, with the usual modesty, as "true friends. 3 PERSONS WHO ARE NUMBER 1 in their territory."

Now... Leaving aside the fact that he can't even spell his 'true friends' names correctly there's the minor fact that his 'true friend' Rima doesn't seem to have told her 'true friend' Lenny that his 'true friend' General Bert 3 is what people who talk like what I talk call 'Brown Bread'... Yep... He snuffed it, went to meet his bookmaker, rang down the curtain and joined the choir invisible six month ago.

Rima Laibow (I don't know if she is or was a real doctor as opposed to a pretend doctor like Lenny) was in fact the wife of General Bert 3 and used his illness and death as just another way of raising money for her Natural Solutions Foundation scam. As my overflowing email spam directory proves. Incidentally... Gen B3 'went to live on a farm' in spite of the 'natural' ministrations of Rima.

So there you go Lenny... Your 'true friend' is pushing up the daisies and I suggest the next time you dig around in your 'old pictures I can use in my scams' directory for stuff to post between the fake news and racism you check to see if your 'true friend' and fellow 'number 1 in their territory' (and I think you mean 'field' rather than territory to be honest) you check to see if they're still drawing breath.

My sincere condo-diddly-odences as Ned Flanders would say.

PS: Unlike Lenny and Possibly-A-Real-Doctor Laibow General Bert actually has a Wikipedia page... It's... Err... Odd... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Stubblebine

Tuesday, 13 June 2017

Lenny the Liar Lets Loose his Legal Team... Or rather he totally fails to.

In my last post I said I wouldn't be posting about Lenny's numerous reposts of inane conspiracies, fake news and general bullshit but I simply can't resist mocking his latest attempts to convince his gullible followers that he's on the verge of legal action against his 'enemies'.

"At the waste of time and time again slander or insults against Dr Leonard Coldwell Post: we hereby assure you that we eidesstattlich applications for civil and criminal proceedings against this filth. We have a law firm and hired a private detective agency, only with this human waste (most of the pharmaceutical industry is paid) legally correct manner. We know your names and will soon open lich your entire dirty past on Dr. Publish Coldwell opinion radio and TV 34 million people will have the opportunity to contact you. Let's see how the enemy and find this. Demafierer We will hunt you, legally and legally eliminate to look bad. Bye bye dirt. Danielle for the entire team"
 Well 'Danielle'... I'm quite sure you haven't hired a 'private detective agency' but if you have you can get them to stand down but before they do get them or your 'law firm' to email leonardnotwell@gmail.com and I'll give you my full name, address and the name of MY lawyers.

"And the enemy pigs: if someone is posting link with lies he automatically assumes the legal responsibility for the content! Some of you are cowards in the enemy ranks of someone under his real name claims that dr Leonard Coldwell not his real and legal name is or one of those titles and would not lawfully and legally (the under a false name and without post photos directly Automatically a severe criminal sttaftat and we will be easy for you about your IP address must provide the fb find) so if any of you dirt and the cowards hiding behind fake names and photos hide has the courage to say that dr Leonard Coldwell not his real name is legal And this information is wrong? Let the game begin: total destruction
Dr Leonard Coldwell"
 Yeah Lenny... Let the 'total destruction' commence... Come on you whiny, sawn-off, fat little bitch... SUE ME!

I've been all but begging you to follow through with your pathetic threats to sue me for years and you've done fuck all. As I said on your Facebook pages... Which you immediately deleted... I would truly love to get you in the witness box and ask all of those awkward little questions about your bogus life-story, bogus titles and bogus qualifications... You'd last about five fucking seconds before being shown up as the pathological liar and serial charlatan that you are... Bitch!

Once again that address you'll need to sue me...
Queen's Bench Division
The Royal Courts of Justice

Get your 'legal team' to email me for respondent details...

Oh... And by the way... Good luck proving you're not a holocaust denying, Hitler worshipping Nazi... I've added this to my collection...

Friday, 12 May 2017

Is this the end of Coldwatch?

OK... I'll skip straight to the punchline and say the answer is 'No... This isn't the end of Coldwatch'...

But there's a 'but'.

Over the last few years I have been cataloguing the lies, deceit, bullshit, racism, anti-semitism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, Hitler worship and all round charlatanry, bigotry and nonsense of the world's leading fake doctor and pretend expert on just about everything. The utter fraud that is Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell a/k/a Bernd Witchner a/k/a Bernd Klein.

But... (see I told you there was a 'but' didn't I)... Over the last few months his activities have become so predictable and tedious that I'm at risk of simply repeating myself ad-nauseum... just like he does... And I don't want to do that.

I have mentioned a couple of times that it seems like the little fat fraud is back in his native Germany either permanently or for the majority of the time. Now I don't know for sure but I can theorise as to why Lenny is now targetting, albeit somewhat half-heartedly, the German speaking world and it boils down to one or both of these... Either his income stream has dried up to the extent he's reduced to living on benefits and they are way more generous in Germany than in the USA or he's simply decided that Germany has an untapped reservoir of of the sort of mugs who will pay him for his worthless shit.

Thinking about it those are probably both the same thing.

So what do we know for sure or nearly for sure?

1) Lenny has closed his Idiocy Based Money Scam in the US to new members because, he claims, it has reached saturation point and he can't cope with any more members. Given that his IBMS website has not been significantly updated for several years and that the last 'conference' he held was a poorly attended farce in 2014 I think we can safely say that IBMS USA has precisely no members whatsoever.

2) Since the beginning of 2017 I have been keeping an eye on Lenny's posting times to social media. Although there are exceptions the vast majority of his posts are made between 9am and midnight GMT/BST which means he's either in the US and largely nocturnal or he's in Europe somewhere... My guess would be Germany.

3) Starting in 2016 and increasing in 2017 his posts on social media have been inclined heavily towards German language posts and he has been pushing his IBMS Germany scam almost to the exclusion of pushing his US scam.

4) So far this year there have been, to the best of my knowledge three IBMS Germany events to cater to his claimed membership of about 30,000. The first one had an attendance figure of around two dozen (including his old mucker 'Dr' Hohn and his mother), the second one on 1st Apr didn't seem to happen at all and the third one is a bit of a mystery... He did post a rather bizarre picture of a crowd of people standing around tables eating without the aid of chairs but there was nothing to suggest this was actually a Lenny event. Then there were a handful of German language 'testimonials' but of pictures of a packed auditorium there were none.

5) Lenny has just started offering an IBMS coaching 'qualification' to his few German suckers for a mere twelve thousand of their German Euros. This is the self same money-milking tactic he used in the US to little effect apart from, so I hear, a lot of disgruntled 'coaches' asking for their money back. You do have to wonder at the intelligence, or rather the lack of it, of people who would pay good money to be a 'coach' to a 'system' that even it's duplicitous inventor can't sell.

It should perhaps be noted that Lenny, true to disreputable type, is claiming that all IBMS Germany 'sales' are covered by US law in much the same way as IBMS US sales were covered by German law. This is obviously a pathetic attempt to avoid having to pay refunds to his marks when they realise he doesn't actually have anything to sell... Well... Nothing worth paying for. I suspect the courts in Germany would have the same attitude to this 'legal disclaimer' as American courts would and tell him to get fucked.

6) There have been a handful of new webshites created this year pushing Lenny's fantasy TV channel (neither his nor really a TV channel) and his new 'seminare' business amongst other things. All in German only with no English language equivalent.

So does that all add up to Lenny having moved back to Germany? Well it's not conclusive but it's an awful lot of circumstantial evidence so I'm going to say 'yes' with a confidence level of 92.3%

And now to sum up...

Lenny is probably back in Germany which will no doubt come as a massive relief to the population of the USA and a massive blow to the good denizens of Bundesrepublik Deutschland and he's catering to a German speaking audience und ich spreche kein Deutsch but it doesn't really matter... I know enough German to know what he posts is either fake news, stupid conspiracy theories, hatred or adverts for his own collapsing empire.

I could post a screenshot of his claim that canned foods from Thailand contain HIV which is idiotic, medically ignorant and over five years old... and false of course but what would be the point? He's been posting this sort of shit for years and his Facebook posts rarely exceed a dozen 'likes' and most get no likes at all. His new DrColdwell1 account on Twitter gets zero likes, zero comments and zero retweets.

I could comment on his latest theory that his former hero Donald Trump has been 'got at' by 'the Jews' but again what would be the point other than to mock the way his hero has fallen from grace?

I could comment on his ever-forthcoming new book on vaccination that he's been promising for the last year or more but again... What would be the point? "New book fails to appear for the 379th day running" soon gets boring.

So... And I really will sum up this time... This blog has been quieter this year and almost silent for the last month because Lenny hasn't done anything worth commenting on that I haven't commented on before at least twice... He's become boring, predictable and he doesn't seem to even have the willpower to properly push his scam to his new/old audience.

Lenny is back where he started trying to lazily grift his way to fame and fortune in Germany and doing no better today than he did then as far as I can tell. His English language scams are deceased for all intents and purposes and his glory days as Kevin Trudeau's bitch are ancient history... And that's what Lenny himself is becoming... History.

No income stream... Money spent... Golden horsey statue pawned... Rented lakeside mansions vacated... USA abandoned to its fate.

There WILL be further posts on this blog when... Or should that be 'if'?.. He does anything interesting and yes Lenny... I will still be watching you... But until then...

Au revoir mes ami.

Saturday, 15 April 2017

In which Lenny thinks he's doing Facebook a favour....

Well it looks like Leonard Coldwell, the world's leading pretend doctor and all round fraud is back in the harness as far as Facebook is concerned anyway.

It's much of the same.... Ridiculous boasts, racism and bullshit but this one is worth mentioning...

I hope that the sheer insanity of thinking you can unilaterally impose conditions or a "fine [of] one trillion dollars" on somebody who gives you a FREE means of promoting your drivel and bollocks doesn't need pointing out to my intelligent readers.

In other news it seems Lenny is claiming to have 32,000 members of his Idiocy Based Money Scam in Europe... That would make it 32,000 more members than the recently abandoned USA branch of the scam and it would make it truly strange that his Hanover 'event' two weeks ago wash a total washout.

I'm fairly certain that the above picture was taken at last weekend's big 'alt med' festival rather than a Lenny based operation but one thing really bothers me about this no doubt wonderful meal...  Where the fuck are the chairs?

Saturday, 8 April 2017

Leonard Coldwell and Donald Trump... Honeymoon over... Divorce inevitable.

It's always sad when a marriage ends... The disappointment, the recriminations, the realisation that the love has gone and the object of your love was never the person you thought they were in the first place.

Sad it is then that Not-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell's long term romance with Donald Trump has come to an end. It was in truth always completely predictable that their marriage would end this way because the love only ever flowed from Lenny to his erstwhile husband... It never flowed back... It was unrequited love.

Tuesday, 4 April 2017

Where oh where has Not A Doctor Leonard Coldwell gone?

Oh where, oh where can he be?..

Yes, yes... I know I've not posted for the best part of two weeks but I've had more important things to deal with than the comings and goings of a pretend doctor.

But... I do wonder what is going on over in LennyLand where all but one of his Facebook accounts have been silent for a week and his female persona... Eyn Rand... Had posted thisa...

'Technical reasons' sayeth the Kraut Kwack... I wonder what that means in reality...

What is particularly surprising is that three days ago on 1st April (how appropriate) he was supposedly hosting another one (actually only the second) of his not-to-be-missed Idiocy Based Money Scam Germany seminars in Hamburg or Hanover of something beginning mit ein 'H' and yet he's not so much as mentioned it. Normally at this point he'd be crowing about the success of his scam but this time... Nuffink.

I can't help but wonder if the event actually went ahead or whether Germany is now totally wise to the fraudulent little fucker and he has abandoned the whole thing... Keeping what money his few marks have parted with of course.

I commented at the time of his last 'seminar' on the piss-poor turn-out of around 30 out of the 20,000 or so members he claimed to have. I'm guessing that virtually none of the 30 or so would be stupid enough to pay twice for the same shit or continue to pay their membership fees once they realise that Coldwell doesn't actually have anything to sell but third rate motivational crap they can get anywhere for nowt.

Now speaking of the IBMS scam I noticed that the original (and I use that word in its widest possible sense) IBMS USA has now officially gone down the pan...  
"We reached our limit for USA Members. Sorry at this time we cannot accept further Member Applications for english speaking Members."
...he says...

Of course this is nothing but complete bullshit unless his definition of "reaching our limit" is "have no members whatsoever". In reality IBMS USA never really got off the ground in the first place and most of the few members it did have initially were people who were members of the collapsed GIN scam (which Coldwell was a willing promoter of until he was sacked by Kevin Trudeau) who clearly didn't learn their lesson the first time.

I have theorised in some of my previous posts that Lenny was no longer resident in the USA and had moved back to Germany. Now I may have just missed it but I recently found yet another website run by the sawn off little crook going by the name of 'dr coldwell seminars' which is entirely in German... Hmmm.... Interesting...

Is The Land of The Free's loss Germany's burden? Stay tuned....

Tuesday, 14 March 2017

Just in case you forgot Leonard Coldwell was an anti-Semite....

Just for the record Judaism is between three and four thousand years old depending on who you ask and where you draw the line between preceding polytheistic religions and the beginning of monotheistic Judaism... So "A 6000 Year History" is pig ignorant bollocks from the word go.

Thursday, 9 March 2017

Leonard Coldwell... New lies as Lenny gets desperate for cash...

World renowned pretend doctor Leonard Coldwell... Formerly Bernd Witchner... Formerly Bernd Klein... Has a long history of adding new and entirely imaginary achievements to his CV which is why one entirely bogus PhD soon became one entirely bogus PhD and three imaginary PhDs... Such is Lenny's pathological inability to distinguish between reality, lies and preposterous tall stories which nobody in their right minds would believe for a nanosecond.

His penchant for wild flights of fantasy is probably no better illustrated than his patently ridiculous claim that he cured 35,000 patients of cancer during his time in Europe. You only need a grasp of basic arithmetic to realise this is totally impossible and yet it's a claim he has been making for years. Not content with spouting totally impossible bullshit today he's 'enhanced' the story with extra bells and whistles...

It started thus...

In short he's plugging another one of his idiotic seminars for morons with more money than sense.

This one is in Germany where, it appears, he has been living since the beginning of the year... Which is odd now that his hero The Orange Oaf is POTUS but I'll put that down to the unemployment benefits being more generous in the old country than the new world...

Where was I?... Oh yeah... All you have to do is transfer €999 to his bank account for this life changing opportunity to listen to the deranged ramblings of a third rate charlatan.

But anyway...

Further down the page we have this spiel...

Yes folks... There it is... A new enhancement to the old cretinous lie... Now it's not a boring old 35,000 patients but a new and improved 66,000 and now the 'studies' aren't just from his old mate Tommy Hohn but also 'doctor' Crone and 'professor' Wilkening.

And then theres a load of the usual bollocks... You know... Curing mummy of Hep C decades before it was discovered blah blah blah... Same shit, different figures, different days... But still all lies...

Wednesday, 1 March 2017

Leonard Coldwell: The only answer to something that doesn't exist.

Feel the irrational need to protect yourself against the health effects of the most ridiculous conspiracy theory of all time? Then you need the ONLY ANSWER that a fake doctor and all-round charlatan recommends...

In other news Lenny says the Democrats don't have the right to represent him in spite of the minor fact he's not actually living there any more...

Friday, 24 February 2017

Yeah... Leonard Coldwell is still a Nazi....

There's still very little to report from Lenny-Land... He seems to have been banned from his English language 'Leonard Coldwell' Facebook post and I've just reported his 'Ayn Rand' profile but just to keep you up to date...

He's still a Nazi...

And given his previous stated hatred of transgender folk and love of the Republican party he's still clearly still not reading what he posts...

Sunday, 12 February 2017

Just in case you'd forgotten that Leonard Coldwell is a Nazi....

Hello dear readers... Have you missed me?

Yes it's been quite a while since my last post and there are two good reasons for that... First and foremost is the fact that I've been down with the worst case of the flu I've ever had... As a way of losing weight it's very effective but on the whole I'd rather not have bothered. The second reason for my lack of posts is that quite frankly Lenny's not really posted anything worthy of comment. Reposting fake news stories doesn't really count... The internet is full of cretins posting links to obviously bullshit stories and given the fact that few of Lenny's Facebook posts attract more than a slack handful of 'likes' I don't really think he's worth bothering with.

But anyway... Just in case you'd temporarily lost track of the fact that Leonard The-Not-Doctor Coldwell was a Nazi here's a couple of posts from earlier today...

Sunday, 29 January 2017

Today's Post Is Not About Leonard Coldwell....

Whilst it true that Lenny really wants to be Donald Trump's wife I dedicate today's post to the British people who have made it abundantly clear that The Orange Oaf is not welcome in the UK.

This petition has been running for less than a day and while it's unlikely to change the position of the Tory twats who run the country or our spineless and sycophantic prime minister the half a million signatures (and still climbing fast) shows the depth of feeling here against Trump and has at least forced the UK government to make 'representations' to the Trump administration... Mealy mouthed though they are.

I'm actually quite looking forward to Trump's visit... It'll certainly give The Secret Service pause for thought.

There's a song I like which addresses the likes of trump... It's by Chumbawamba and it's called 'The Day The Nazi Died'.

We're taught that after the war the Nazis vanished without a trace
But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race
The history books they tell of their defeat in '45
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died

They say the prisoner at Spandau was a symbol of defeat
Whilst Hess remained imprisoned then the fascists they were beat
So the promise of an Aryan world would never materialize
So why did they all come out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died?

The world is riddled with maggots, the maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of all the bosses and bureaucrats
They're taking over the boardrooms and they're fat and full of pride
And they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died

So if you meet with these historians I'll tell you what to say
Tell them that the Nazis never really went away
They're out there burning houses down and peddling racist lies
And we'll never rest again... UNTIL EVERY NAZI DIES!

And I'll leave you with this...

Saturday, 28 January 2017

Leonard Coldwell the Jew-hater marks Holocaust Memorial day... Or not...

Nice to see that holocaust denying Jew hater, the fake doctor Leonard Coldwell has marked yesterday's Holocaust Memorial Day in his usual Jew hating way...

Links to this (with the assistance of Google Translate)...

That text in easier to read form...

Some worried contemporaries are concerned that Donald Trump is too much associated with Jews to put a stop to the global system of globalism. For a better understanding, when we speak of globalism, we automatically speak of supporting the Holocaust lie. The assassination of the German masses to promote the willingness to be pounded for the destruction of globalization was achieved with the Holo lie. We often forget that this greatest lie in the history of mankind is propagated by numerous organizations and foundations operating under the most diverse labels in the state order. Two important organizations created under the pretext of humanity and art for the preservation and promotion of Holo lies are the Endowment for the Humanities (NEH) and National Endowment for the Arts (NEA), now Donald Trump can be eliminated. The funds for these bodies are canceled and the organizations are dissolved.

The Trump team prepares dramatic savings
  Donald Trump is ready to cut the government expenditure with the ax. Members of the Trump Transitional System met with white-collar activists in the run-up to the opening-up of the government to publicize their plans to reduce government bureaucracy. The changes that have been proposed are dramatic. The Office for Economy and Energy sees major reductions in the financing of public organizations. Programs that fall under the sovereignty of the government are eliminated. These include the foundations of the National Endowment for the Humanities (NEA) and the National Endowment for the Humanities. These foundations are completely eliminated. (TheHill.com, January 19, 2017)
To eliminate Liberalist foundations that support the Holocaust lie was not conceivable for the Jewish United States. In despair, the left-swamp man Jakob Augstein writes on January 26, 2017 in the SPIEGEL:
"Liberal society has failed bitterly. And on the most important question of the future she has no answer: What if Trump succeeds? Donald Trump, the billionaire in the guise of the popular tribune, is the answer. He is the proof of a sad law: capitalism is fascist in its crisis, and democracy is not only powerless, it is the path. This man has not come to power. He was democratically elected. The shrinking of the world is the tragedy of our present. The Trump fever has broken ... The companies, including the Germans, have started to plan with Trump. "
 So yeah... The 'aspiring' clinician for whom it would be 'professional suicide' to make anti-Semitic posts outs himself yet again as the Jew hating bigot he is...

No surprise there then....

Thursday, 26 January 2017

Fake Doctor Leonard Coldwell disagrees with The Moron Of The Free World....

A few weeks ago...

A few hours ago...

All over the news few days ago...

Clearly Lenny doesn't read the real news preferring instead to focus on what I believe Trumps advisors call "alternative facts" but what the real world call blatant fucking lies.

Mind you... Anybody who thought Trump would do anything to even slightly inconvenience the oil industry clearly has an IQ in single figures... And I'm not sure Leonard Coldwell the utterly fake doctor could even manage single figures...

I don't expect him to break off his sycophantic bromance with The Orange Oaf any time soon...

Tuesday, 24 January 2017

Lenny's ego finally reaches peak stupid...

No longer just the world's greatest living healer, world's wealthiest man and world's leading expert on everything pretend Doctor Leonard Coldwell finally achieves his obviously well deserved status of deity.

What an utterly ridiculous, egomaniacal, silly little bullshitting oaf he really is.

Leonard Coldwell... Fake doctor and racist.... Attempts to whitewash his racism.

Posts this plea for racial harmony...

Forgets that last week he made these blatantly racist posts...

Thursday, 19 January 2017

Pretend Doctor Coldwell gives black people a rest and goes back to being anti-semitic.

It's nice to know that Lenny's recent public hatred of black people hasn't dulled his long-standing hatred for the Jews...

UPDATE: The above post was made about 3.15pm GMT and I tweeted it at about 4.00pm... By 6.45pm Lenny had posted the link below...

I really don't know what to make of this as following the link (Here via Google Translate) leads to a Spiegel Online story which documents the fact that researchers at the German National Archives have identified (so far) 175,191 Jewish victims of the Nazi's murderous war on humanity... Note... That's only the Jewish victims who were living in Germany.

It goes on to state...

"In total, the Holocaust suffered about six million people, including at least 1.5 million children."

I can see three possible explanations as to why Lenny would have posted this link when he did...

The first, and least cynical of explanations is that he just didn't read the link and posted it because he saw the words 'Germany' and 'Jews' in the same sentence but didn't bother actually reading the article.

The second and second least cynical explanation is that he DID read it but stopped when he got to the figure of 175,191 dead and thought "Ach so. Zer ist more evidence that zee holocaust wasn't that bad"... He never got as far as the 6,000,000 figure which is widely recognised by people who aren't holocaust denying arseholes.

The third and most cynical explanation is that he saw this post (and yes Lenny... I do know you read this blog but I'm not going to tell you HOW I know it... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more)... And he had a brief flash of lucidity about his self evident racism, anti-semitism and all round bigotry.

I'll be quite frank... I think most of the people who follow Lenny's antics on his multiple Facebook accounts... When he's not on the naughty step... Are fucking idiots. I think people who actually give him money towards for his idiotic scams are REAL fucking idiots. But I don't believe most of them are nasty minded racists or raging anti-semites.

During Lenny's doomed sham lawsuit of 2015 he got his liars lawyers to argue to Jason that his being publicly anti-Semitic would be "vocational suicide" (Full story here)... Perhaps Lenny has... Very belatedly... Realised that it's actually true.

As long as I have my breath... And don't have anything better to do with my time... I intend to keep this blog going until Coldwell either crawls back under the rock from which he emerged or stops posting shit on the internet... Which add up to the same thing. Will this harm Coldwell's business interests? I sincerely hope so and this blog is creeping up the Google rankings just like the Rationalwiki article did (it's now on page one I'm please to say). This blog's prime raison d'etre is to catalogue his fuckwittery... And what could be more fuckwitted than claiming to be a great humanitarian and healer while simultaneously making repeated posts to social media full of lies, hatred, bigotry, racism and more hate?

I've said it before many times and I'll say it again... EVERY SINGLE THING I post on this blog is true. If Lenny doesn't like it he can get his $700,000 per annum legal team (hardy-fucking-ha-ha) to email me on the address at the top right of this blog for a full name and postal address for the defamation suit... And then I'll see them... And best of all I'll see Never-Has-Been-And-Never-Will-Be-A-Doctor Leonard Coldwell in the high court in London... It'll be more than worth the train fare.
"I won't start the fight but I will finish it!" - Dr Leonard Coldwell.

"Go fuck yourself Coldwell!" - Longdog.

Leonard Coldwell... Fake doctor and champion of conventional medicine....

It seems Lenny has had a change of heart and recognises at last how wonderful the British National Health Service really is...
Now there are a couple of problems with the above.

For a start they seem to be making the common error of confusing England with The United Kingdom, of which England is just one of the four constituent countries.

"You don't have to pay a single penny for anything" isn't quite true. Prescriptions in England cost £8.40 per item although there are many exemptions and the maximum you have to pay in a year is £104... Prescriptions in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are all free. There are also capped charges for dental care and eye care... With similar exemptions as above.

It's not strictly true of course to say healthcare in the UK is free... We pay for it through our taxes but in any event it's nice to see that Lenny fully endorses social health-care... Although not apparently in the US.

Here in the UK we quite simply adore the NHS and, although it's not perfect, politicians who neglect, attack or belittle it do so at their own peril. It is, in effect, free at the point of delivery and comprehensive and the standards of care are, on the whole, excellent... And this has another effect... We have a VERY low tolerance for unqualified quacks like Codwell.

There's a few reasons why Coldwell would come to a very sticky end in the UK..

  • We don't allow 'naturopaths' and similar unqualified charlatans to practice medicine.
  • The Cancer Act 1939 makes it a criminal offence to sell cancer cures to the public.
  • We don't allow the sale of 'supplements' which make unproven medical claims.
  • We don't allow people to use fake qualifications to sell their shit. 

I should probably also add to the the fact that British people are famous for their cynicism which is why we don't put up with con-artists like Lenny.

Probably the strangest thing about Lenny posting this is the fact that the NHS doesn't fuck about with stupid, unproven, unscientific shit like the stupid, unproven, unscientific shit he peddles when it treats cancer... Or anything else come to that... It use conventional medicine. If Lenny's claims that conventional medicine doesn't work, particularly his claim that conventional cancer treatment doesn't work were true then why would he post the above in the first place?

Poor, confused idiot.

Wednesday, 18 January 2017

German Fake Doctor Leonard Coldwell Doesn't Speak German... He says in German...

Not a doctor Leonard Coldwell is barely literate in English but claiming he only speaks English and uses Google Translate to render his words of wisdom complete bullshit into German is stupid even by his execrably stupid standards.

Now I KNOW FOR A FACT Lenny speaks German for I have seen and heard it with my very own eyes and ears respectively. He was born in Germany and lived there for over forty years so I'm reasonably certain he's not forgotten The Hun Tongue in his fifteen or so years as an immigrant to the good old US of A.

For fuck's sake... I've been living in Yorkshire for over 20 years and I've still got my Estuary English Chatham accent so I'm reasonably sure Lenny hasn't forgotten how to speak his native language. His writing posts in English and translating them into German makes about as much sense as me writing in French (at which I'm not even close to being fluent) and using Google to translate it into English which I speak natively.

The only possible theory I can come up with for the ludicrous post below is that he's trying, for reasons best known to the little mouse inside his head working the levers, to pretend he's not actually German at all. Of course his comedy 'Herr Flick of zee Gestapo" accent and ridiculous 70's European porn star moustache would make that rather a difficult story to sustain, but then the greatest minds of our era have never explained why Bernd Klein chose such a non-Teutonic new name as 'Leonard Coldwell'.

Lenny's problem with the written word stems not from his inability to speak German nor does it stem from the admittedly imperfect standards of Google Translate. I have seen enough of his posts in English (or at least what passes for English) to know that his problem is he's a semi-literate oaf... Unless of course he writes his English posts in German and then runs them through Google Translate... Who can say?

I notice at the end he says... "Dum book, this page will delete soon anyway we give these idiots the dickhead price"... I wonder if that means he's going to delete it or Facebook will delete it... Given that he said a few days ago that "Dum book just need to be banned" it's anybody's guess. For a man who has at least six accounts and who spends his every waking hour posting lies, hate, fake news stories, adverts for his own crap and other assorted bullshit he does seem to be awfully keen on the site he claims to despise...

Racist Leonard Coldwell the racist's racist binge day 3...

Clearly Lenny has some deep seated hatred of black people... Or perhaps just uppity black people with opinions different to his own... Perhaps his mother was scared by a jar of Robinson's Marmalade while she was carrying him or something...

But anyway... He (under his Eyn Rand female persona) has been posting more of the same shite as yesterday and the day before... If a picture paints a thousand words here are three thousand which speak for themselves...

Tuesday, 17 January 2017

New day - Same Leonard Coldwell racist shit as yesterday.

Screen grab speaks for itself... Short, fat, bald old racist is racist...


And but a few short hours later he does it again...

Keep 'em coming Lenny... Good luck trying to ever sue anybody ever again for calling you what you are... A nasty little sawn off racist bigot. Because this blog will be here to prove the truth about you.

Mind you... As you don't actually follow through with your puerile legal threats it probably doesn't really matter.

Monday, 16 January 2017

Lenny stands up for freedom of expression... As long as you're not black.

After many years of referring to President Obama as a gay, Muslim, Kenyan, Negro, traitor Lenny is getting a bit grumpy that some people aren't cramming their tongues up Clown-Elect Trump's arsehole.

His solution to this unwarranted lack of oaf worship and invocation of the right to free expression seems to depend on your skin colour because in the space of a couple of hours he posted the following three moronic statements...

Leaving aside the question as to why Lenny didn't go back to Germany when Obama was in power if he 'hated amerika [sic] that much' he clearly doesn't seem to grasp that the majority of black people in the USA aren't actually from Africa.

It must really bug Lenny The Racist Not Doctor Coldwell that the majority of black folks in the US are natural born citizens eligible to stand for the post of president... Whereas he... As a mere immigrant... Ain't.

Mind you... I suppose the Jews will be happy that they're being joined in the category of 'dirt' by black folks...

Friday, 13 January 2017

Racist German Leonard Coldwell the racist posts more racist posts that are racist.

Yes... GERMAN racist pretend-doctor Leonard Coldwell really is on a roll to prove just how much of a GERMAN racist he is.

Over the last few days the GERMAN racist Leonard Coldwell who is a GERMAN who was born a GERMAN and grew up in GERMANY with the GERMAN name Bernd Klein has been on a racism bender.

Today he has determined that a person born in GERMANY as a GERMAN remains a GERMAN and can never be... For the sake of argument... An American... Because they weren't born there... They were born in GERMANY... As a GERMAN... So they're GERMAN.

Lenny yet again suffers from his complete inability to follow anything to its logical conclusion...


I wonder if Lenny checked on where the other contestants were born... Oh no... They're not black are they so it doesn't matter.

Jesus... Is he ever going to stop making a fool of himself in public?

Leonard Coldwell: Bringing you all the lies as they don't happen...

You would think that a man who, quite laughably but apparently seriously, claims to have four PhDs would check his racist lies before he tells them... But the Never-Has-Been-A Doctor Coldwell and the truth have never been on very close terms and he never lets a little thing like truth stand in the way of his anti-Muslim rhetoric.

And so I bring you this...

Now I don't check every link Lenny-The-Liar posts but every so often I see one and think... "Surely I would've heard of this"... Which is what I thought here.

The link goes to known purveyor of bullshit website 'jewsnews' and it says this...

"Five British teens found themselves culturally enriched by a Muslim migrant last week.
After the 17-year old attacker was provoked in no way whatsoever, the Mirror reports that;

five teenagers were squirted with acid on a train station platform.
Five pals aged between 16 and 18 were all taken to hospital following the attack at Ockendon station in Essex in the early hours of Sunday morning.
Lee Elliott, 17, may permanently lose the sight in his left eye and one other teenager suffered potentially life-changing injuries.
Another friend was also treated for ‘life-changing’"

Following the link goes to this page... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ockendon-train-station-acid-attack-8054472 and a story that goes back to May 2016.

The story MAKES NO MENTION of the attacker being a Muslim or a migrant and neither did the report on the BBC


Nor The Independent...


Nor the local paper...


The 'fact' of the attacker being a 'Muslim migrant' is simply a load of bollocks added to the story by racists... And reposted by a racist.

The attacker was jailed for eight years in August 2016 and he has the distinctly non-Muslim-migranty name of Alexander Bassey.


Given that the original racism-enhanced article on jewsnews is dated June 2016 you do have to wonder what Lenny is putting into Google to find this shit don't you?

Thursday, 12 January 2017

Lenny says black people nowhere near grateful enough towards him...

I'll be expecting Lenny to thank the Russians for the ten million soviet soldiers who died ridding his homeland of the Nazis. Those horrible Nazis who broke his grandpa's bones PRECISELY 243 times for refusing to murder Jews which he says they didn't do anyway.

Oh... Just for the record 620,000 is the total fatalities on both sides of the American Civil war so that figure includes those who died to keep the slaves slaves.

Tuesday, 10 January 2017

Fame at last.. FAME AT LAST!!!!

For those of you who don't read the comments I'm delighted to say that I have finally received the fame and no doubt additional fortune that comes with being added to the list of big pharma shills (formerly 'whores') and 'presstitutes' exposed over on the Exposing Connie Schmidt blog.


Now if I were Lenny / Cathy Coldwell I'm not sure I'd be that thrilled by ECS as it tends to draw more attention to his/her blatant bullshitting, fantastic tales, racism, bigotry and megalomania than it does to his all-encompassing magnificence but y'know... Each to his own.

Giving credit where credit is due, the author of the blog, Florian / Didier has, thus far at least, been perfectly open to actually debating the issue of Lenny's patently absurd claims so... y'know... That's more than Lenny himself is willing to do. In all honesty I think Florian / Didier couldn't carry an argument in a bucket but at least he tries.

There is a 'Der Untergang' video at least partly devoted to me... Which is very flattering... But not very good to be honest.

Apparently... "They will be served with a long blogpost on [t]here debunking all of their false claims, stay tuned..." I await the post with baited breath.

Anyhoo... Pop over to http://exposingconnieschmidt.blogspot.co.uk/ and give the guy some traffic. But play nice please.

Tuesday, 3 January 2017

Lenny can't keep his story straight for 48 hours...

Two days ago Lenny in his female Eyn Rand persona was claiming he was suspended by Facebook for supporting Donald Trump...

...and then, in his male Dr Leonard Coldwell persona, it suddenly became about him and his fight against the medical establishment... Presumably the ones who spend $42 million every year to discredit him...

The real reason...