Lenny says.... Pork calling Orson...

 Never one to miss an opportunity to make cheap capital out of the death of a fellow human-being... Actually... Make that out of the death of a human being... The Augustus Gloop of Germany Carolina took to Facebook to level the claim that Robin Williams' tragic end was as a result of drinking too much fizzy-pop.

And what evidence did he offer in support of his ill-informed and idiotic pronouncement?

This...


Yes folks... He did it again and the alleged doctor confused alleged British singer Robbie Williams with deceased American actor and comedian Robin Williams.

Well done again Loony for bringing us all the health news that matters just as soon as you have pulled it straight out of your flabby, lazy arse.

Lenny Says... Something typically idiotic.. Again...

Yes... The delusional porker is now claiming that not only does he have an insider inside BIG FARMER he also has and insider on the inside of  the New World Order.

The full quote from Leonard Lieswellbadly is as follows...

"My personal post for today:

I know from and inside source that there is a massive in-fight within the NWO going on. NOW is our time to strike back. Inform Educate, take responsibility, control and charge over your own life. Become a member of the ONLY organization that can and will protect you. There is safety and Power in numbers! We just got more members in Germany and Austria in 2 days than in 4 years in America. They are awake and they are ready to fight back."

 And what is the ONLY organisation that can and will protect you from the entirely imaginary NWO? It is of course his trademarked, only organisation of its type, proven over decades, five hundred bucks to join and a grand a year membership fees (not refundable), GIN knock-off, IBMS or Idiotic Bullshit Making-money-for-the-poisonous-dwarf System... What else could it possibly be.

And there was me hoping he was going to storm the UN building, or the Whitehouse, or FEMA HQ, or the Vatican or wherever it is the NWO is hanging out these days. The idea of that little f**ker "fighting back" is hysterical. Judging by the state of his ever expanding waist-line he doesn't look like he could fight back against the girl guides without having a coronary... But hey... Posting on Facebook is almost like fighting back isn't it?.. No... You're right... It's nothing like fighting back and everything like sitting on your lazy fat f**king arse and trying to drum up business for your pitiful scam... Close but no coconut.

Now... I have to say... While we are on the subject of inside information that my inside source says that Lenny's Idiocy Based Money-loss System has been nothing short of an embarrassing failure with a total membership figure somewhere in the region of the square root of f**k all... So having more members in Germany and Austria isn't that difficult... Not that I believe that anyway...

Oh... And another thing... Another one of my inside sources tells me that those pictures you have been punting of you in front of a huge crowd like the one you used in the Facebook post...

 

... are actually several years old and date back to when you were still sucking on Kev Trudeau's GIN teat and that when it comes to filling a room with IBMS members you'd struggle to fill a f**king broom cupboard... Without needing to take the f**king brooms out... And if another one of my inside sources are to be believed that's about all you could afford to f**king hire.

Lenny Says... "Ich bin on zee hit-list!!"

Yes... It must be true because Lenny says so... He's heard from “internal sources” that he is on a Merck hit-list.

This nonsense comes from a link he shared on Facebook to a story about the pharmaceutical company Merck having a hit-list of doctors they wanted to “destroy, neutralise or discredit”. Story here

Now I neither know nor particularly care whether the allegations are true. Maybe Merck were a shower of bastards then and are a shower of bastards now... Maybe not... Who cares? That's not really the issue but there's a few problems I have with Loony's claim to be on the list if it exists.

First and foremost there's the minor detail that he isn't actually a doctor. Why would a major pharmaceutical company give a flying f**k about this petulant little ball of lard when, in the great scheme of things, no f**ker has ever heard of him and all he ever does is post links to his Facebook page and launch doomed lawsuits?

Second the story dates back to 1999 when he was still transitioning from Herr Bernd Klein to Mr Leonard “Lenny The Life Coach” Coldwell and many years before he started on with his 35,000 this, 92.3% that and curing Mutti-Coldwell of the other and his “World's leading bullshitter” claims or whatever it is he's supposed to be this week.

Thirdly you have to wonder why it is that Lenny had chosen not to reveal this “internal source” information until he just happened to find an article on the internet about it. Well... Of course you don't have to wonder at all... It's just another example of Loony Lenny jumping on any passing bandwagon with his “ME TOO... ME TOO...” attitude to reality... (See also his “I can smell cancer like a dog” bullshit claim I have mentioned before).

The truth of this of course is that the only “internal source” this corpulent little crap-fountain has been listening to is the drunken mouse inside his head operating the levers.

Lenny Says... You can live forever...

Think your genuine doctor can help you live another 140 years? Not just to 140 years but another 140 years note. Of course they can't... What you need is a tubby little fraud to see you on your way to eternal life!!!11!!!

Lenny Says... Beware of killer luggage...

What a f**king idiot. Mind you... He was talking to Jeff Rense at the time so unfettered moonbattery is no huge surprise and they seemed to be trying to out-do each other in who could say the most idiotic bullshit.

Lenny Says... Something else historically inaccurate...

He then went on to explain how nobody laughed when The Kennedy Space Centre became the first man to walk on the moon after flying there on Apollo Neil Armstrong.

Lenny Says... Granny... What big arms you have...

Because in Germany apparently they only have one size of coffin and if you don't fit in that it's chainsaw and crow-bar time.