Tuesday 13 December 2016

People who believe absurdities... Errr...

 

Leonard Coldwell is a doctor - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has four PhDs - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has four 'doctor degrees' - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell was in general practice for 16 years - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell was in the German special forces - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has cured 35,000 cancer patients - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has a 92.3% cancer cure rate - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has a private jet - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has a butler - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has $100,000,000,000 - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has sold 57,000,000 books - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell formerly owned hospitals in Europe - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is going to start his own country - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is as famous as Chuck Norris in the martial arts world - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell was a German army sniper - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has never lost a (legal) fight - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell has donated $42,000,000 to his own charitable foundation - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is world renowned - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is a humanitarian - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is NOT a Nazi - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is NOT a racist - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is NOT a misogynist - ABSURD.
Leonard Coldwell is NOT a homophobe - ABSURD.
Anything that Leonard Coldwell says is even vaguely credible - TOTALLY FUCKING ABSURD.

 

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