Tuesday, 29 March 2016

You hate what?


Says the man who threatens law suits but doesn't follow through with them because he's scared of actually having to give evidence.

Says the man who hides behind mail-drops.

Says the man who incites his idiot followers to threaten bloggers with lies about his dead mutt.

No Lenny YOU are the spineless coward.

Tuesday, 8 March 2016

Frauds of a feather stick together....

Just a quick one today...





Is 'Judge' Anna von Reitz really a judge?

Nope!

She's as much a judge as Clodwell is a doctor.... Not-At-F**king-All.

Saturday, 27 February 2016

In which Lenny displays his rank hypocrisy...

A little gem today which shows The Leipzig Lardbucket either doesn't read what he posts or can't remember what he's said a few days ago... Which is often a problem in the elderly...

This from a man who claims global warming is a scam, socialised healthcare for the poor is a communist abomination and he doesn't / shouldn't have to pay taxes in the first place...

Perhaps what bothers him isn't that his tax-dollar is being spent on war / bailouts / defence but that it is being spent on health / education / renewable energy / the environment...

Or perhaps he thinks money should be spent on 'healthcare' from unqualified quacks like him and his 'hands on healing'...

Mind you I doubt the tax on his pitiful income since Katy gave him the push would pay for much anyway...

Thursday, 25 February 2016

Inn witch Lennee Carnt Spel Four Toffy...

Well there's not much to report from The Frankfurt Fatso over the last few days... The usual kissing of Donald Trump's arse and the usual alt.med bullshit so here for your mild amusement are just a couple of weeks worth of spelling mistakes by the "multi-bestselling-author" with four PhDs.

"Procecute" (Prosecute)
"Ist in ist last breath" (is in its last breath)
"Poltitit" (Political)
"Polit" (Political.. Again)
"Opponants" (Opponents)
"Respocible" (Responsible)
"Archieves" (Archives or perhaps anchovies)
"Committet" (Committed)
"Mein" (My... Not actually a spelling mistake just the wrong f**king language)
"Cought" (Caught)
"Preventet" (Prevented)
"Kutture" (Culture)
"Dead" (Death)
"Dead" (Death... Again)
"Dowon" (Down)
"Enlish" (English)
"Wifes" (Wives)
"Threaded" (Threatened)
"Frieds request" (Friend requests... Or he wants more chips)
"Doctor Leonard Coldwell" (Herr Bernd Klein)

Apparently the German for "Illiterate" is "Analphabet".

Friday, 19 February 2016

In which Lenny's impressive made up statistics aren't that impressive....

OK... It's pretty much a given that The Berlin Butterball™ just makes figures up in exactly the same way as he makes up his medical 'facts', his 'qualifications' and his whole f**king life story so what is today's magic number?...





So he's claiming one of his websites is in the top 0.5% worldwide but what does that actually mean even assuming it is true?

There are over ONE BILLION websites on the web and the vast majority of them get virtually no traffic whatsoever so being in the top 0.5% only means you get some traffic... It's hardly something to boast about... Even this blog gets between 50 and 100 hits per day... The big problem with Lenny's claim is that "top 0.5%" only means in the top 50,000,000 websites... Yes that's fifty MILLION...  Somewhat akin to me claiming to be amongst the top 30,000,000 most famous Englishmen... It's true but utterly meaningless.

As for his hacking claim... Yeah Lenny... We've heard it all before... You must be the most hacked person on the web which suggest you are either very unlucky, don't know shit about running a website, BIG FARMER really are out to get you despite the fact you're not actually a doctor and you clearly don't have a f**king clue about science, medicine or anything else... Or... Vastly more likely... You're just making shit up again to bolster your self appointed status as a Brave Maverick Doctor.
"The Brave Maverick Doctor is a part of the mythos of woo, anti-science and conspiracist thinking generally.

In the usual scenario a "brave maverick doctor" invents a miracle cure for cancer, AIDS, autism, chronic Lyme disease, malaria and toe fungus, but this is suppressed by evil Big Pharma and he is hounded by Big Pharma Shills who cause trouble with advertising and medical regulators on the wholly spurious grounds that nobody else in the entire world has ever managed to duplicate the effect of the miracle cure.

Large numbers of Brave Maverick Doctors are not doctors at all - many claim the title ND, which stands for "Not a Doctor""
Does that remind you of anybody?

ETA:

Thinking about it though... You're not brave as your refusal to answer questions about your 'qualifications', life story and name proves. Add to that your constant empty threats of legal action and your cowardly attempts to get your fans to harm Connie with your disgusting lies about your dead mutt which when you know damned well she had nothing to do with it. As a matter of fact you are so f**king spineless you even withheld your actual address from legal papers when trying... And failing... To sue Jason. I say failing because you didn't even turn up for the hearing... You know as well as I do you'd last about 10 seconds in the witness box before the judge clocked you for what you are... A fat, egotistical, congenital liar.

That takes care of 'brave'...

'Maverick'?.. No... Just a f**kwit.

'Doctor'?... Not in this universe... Not even close... I have a greyhound with a better grasp of human biology than you and he struggles to bark and walk at the same time.

Tuesday, 16 February 2016

In which Lenny pulls another 'statistic' directly out of his arse...

I think it's been established beyond any reasonable doubt that Not-Doctor Coldwell's preferred statistical method of pulling figures directly out of his arse to make himself seem important is a rich vein of inadvertent humour and today's example is a true gem...



"The largest European Internet TV station with over one Billion viewers"... A full 1/6th of the population of the world watch an internet TV station nobody has heard of?.. Errrr... That might be credible... Actually it wouldn't and that's not even taking into account the fact that there are only about 200 million people in the world who speak German either as a first or a foreign language and Querdunken TV's entire output is in German.

Incidentally Querdunken TV is a repository for all things conspiracy theory and Dr Michael Vogt is an extreme right wing lunatic... So no surprise Lenny got a spot...

Incidentally... In keeping with my standard method of measuring the actual fame of people on the internet (as opposed to the fame inside their head) against a fixed scale... The Muppets... Querdunken TV have two YouTube channels with a total subscriber base of less than 20,000... As at time of writing The Muppets channel has 515,966...

Coldwatch... Now on Twitter...

All the latest Coldwell stupidity is now available on Twitter... @Coldwellwatch

That is all...