Lenny says... Fear my elite warrior skillz...

I am indebted to Bernie over on gintruth.com for republishing this fine bit of Lenny Lunacy from Facebook wherein the fat fraud suddenly remembers that he was in the German special forces although quite when this actually happened is, like everything else in the NotDoctor's life story, unclear.

Now we know with a reasonable degree of certainty that Leonard Bernd was born on 28/01/1958 if that forcible fondling report is anything to go by... What?.. You've never seen it?.. Really?.. You've never seen the police report alleging Lenny is a sex offender?.. Oh... He really hates people who keep reposting that to the internet... So here it is... Allegedly... Clickity-click...

Anyway... Where was I?..  Oh yeah... Right so we know Tubby Coldwell was born in '58 and we know he left fled Germany in '98 or '99 so that makes him around 40 years old at the time...

We also know are expected to believe that Fatso was "...in general practice in Europe for 16 years" which means he was supposedly practising medicine from the age of 24 which is vaguely credible if and only if he was studying for a medical degree from the age of 17... Of course we all know he didn't do anything of the kind but lets stay in Fantasy-Land for a while... If we were terminally gullible and believed anything the lying little f**ker said in that time he was also studying for and obtaining at least one PhD, treating 36,000 cancer patients, writing mega-best-selling books, being a music producer, being a management consultant for blue-chip companies, being a professor of psychology at an un-named US university and running his 'hospitals'... Busy little f**ker wasn't he?.. And we are supposed believe that he managed to fit in time to graduate from a school of special forces warfare?.. Err... No... Of course none of this ever happened.

I suppose nobody should be surprised that the podgy little arsehole should claim to be an elite warrior... Why would he not?... He clearly doesn't have anywhere near sufficient self awareness to realise that every time he adds another level of self-aggrandising bullshit to his curriculum vitae he makes himself look even more ridiculous than he already is... Which is quite some achievement... Personally speaking I find it hysterically funny... He reminds me of the sort of hopeless drunk who you occasionally come across in most British pubs who was in the S.A.S, liberated Auschwitz, invented the atom bomb, and captured Saddam Hussain while having a 'Double O' rating from MI5 or MI6 or MFI or some-such bollocks... In the words of The Beautiful South... "And when he's off to sail the seven seas, he just stays indoors or hides up trees. He's been to places that you've never seen, but his mind is blank and his passport's clean".

So there you go... Nothing exciting... Just more unadulterated bullshit from the World's Leading Expert on Sweet F**k All™ desperately trying to prop up his massive ego but instead giving everybody another good laugh at his ineptitude and stupidity... Keep it up Len...