Anyhoo.... I was at my mate's house the other night and we were jokingly discussing plagiarism on the interwebs and how our words of wisdom on various subjects had been cut and pasted elsewhere... In his case the subject was rally cars and in my case it was of course Loopy Len.... So I typed "Creepy internet quack" into Google and found this...
https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t1131786/
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" Dr Leonard Coldwell - curing cancer in 2 to six weeks.
I came across this article on the Internet, and for obvious reasons it caught my attention. It is about a doctor, Leonard Coldwell, who claims he can cure any type of cancer in 2 to 6 weeks. I immediately got suspicious and thought, yeah, another quack who has found a cancer cure. I bet his name is not really Coldwell, and I bet the guy is jewish. I was even more convinced when I watched the opening seconds of his video interview, as he spoke with a slight German type accent which is quite usual for members of the tribe. The accent jews have is actually yiddisch, not German, but as yiddisch is derived from German, it is very similar. I must say he didn't look jewish, except for a balding head, something most older jews suffer from.Anyhow, without watching further, I thought I'd google him just on the off chance he was on Wikipedia, and viola, there he was. In fact his page is quite extensive.Turns out I was right about his name, which according to the article on him was Bernd Klein, and later, Bernd Witchner, and he was described in the article as, "a creepy Internet quack".Ah, I thought, I was right. Now lets see if they actually say he's jewish, although, if that was the case, why would they refer to him so disrespectfully in the opening line?As I scanned down the article I was shocked to read he wasn't jewish, but rather, a German who was, wait for it, ANTI SEMITIC, as it appears he once claimed, "Remember the Jews started the first and second world wars and financed Hitler and Stalin at the same time to buy all Europe cheap after it was all over. Take the money away from the Rothschild and Rockefeller's Goldman Sachs and the other Jews and all evil on earth will disappear"It all suddenly fell into place, the reason for this obscure doctor being on Wikipedia in the first place, and secondly, the extensive coverage he was given, all of which was very negative, if not outright libelous. One sentence in particular caught my eye, which I know could only have been written by a jew, mainly because of the profanity used, something they can't help doing when they are discussing someone they particularly hate. The fact it wasn't edited out by the Wiki mods is proof to me that they are all jewish as well. Here is the sentence in question."There is no credible evidence whatsoever that any of this ever happened and the chances of him ever being in general practice in Germany are somewhere between miniscule (should be minuscule) and sweet f**k all."
Anyhow, after watching the rest of the video, I think you should as well. I found him to be very interesting, and a smart guy who definitely knows what he's talking about.!"
I believe the correct electronicinterwebz term is... THE STUPID! IT BURNS!
At first I thought to myself... "This has to be a parody"... But given that the idiot in question has post-count of nearly 2500 it can't possibly be... Thus proving Poe's Law...
This f**king idiot has effectively posted this...
"I found this video by a 'doctor' who was obviously a fraud and, because he has a German accent and a bald head I assumed he was Jewish which, by default, would make him wrong....
I searched for a Wikipedia entry and thought I had found one but I totally failed to notice that it wasn't actually Wikipedia but Rationalwiki... A completely different website... I even posted a link which says it's Rationalwiki not Wikipedia but I'm so f**king stupid I posted it anyway...
I read the Rationalwiki article... Mistaking it for a Wikipedia article... And read that he wasn't Jewish but was in fact a Nazi...
The reason this "obscure doctor" has a Wikipedia article... Which isn't actually a Wikipedia article but a Rationalwiki article... Is that it was written by a Jew to defame a member of the master-race and all the writers and moderators of Wikipedia are Jews.... Even though this wasn't on Wikipedia in the first place...
Having found out he's a Nazi and not a Jew I decided everything he said... Which just now I thought was complete bollocks.... Must all be true and he's a smart (non-Jewish) guy who really knows what he's talking about"Add in to that the fact he tries to correct "miniscule" to "minuscule" when in fact either is correct and manages to write "and viola" rather than "et voilà" (perhaps he meant 'and a big violin') and you inadvertently have one of the funniest things I've ever read on the intertubes... All year... So far...
Now... As the writer of the Rationalwiki article in question I thought I should check to see if I was in fact Jewish... I have concluded that as I'm not bald and don't have a Yiddish accent I'm probably not. My love of bacon sandwiches and possession of a fully intact foreskin tend to confirm the conclusion...
Mind you... I do swear a lot so maybe I am...
I'll ask my rabbi...
PS: The follow up post to that was almost as funny....
"Ordinarily his antisemitism is used to distract from his substance, but this is one of the few places where it actually adds to his credibility."
Oy vey!
Goodness, that is one of the funniest things I've read all year. Of course, the year is still young. But still. I too have been accused by Loony fans of being Jewish/Zionist. One of his most loyal loyalists (the one I suspect also wrote that dumb "Connie Schmidt Exposed" blog) called me a "filthy Zionist whore." They (the Lenny lubbers/Jew haters) tell me they can tell I am Jewish by my "big nose" and by the fact that I am always lying.
ReplyDeleteAs I have noted before, I would proudly proclaim my Jewishness if I were in fact Jewish but I am not. Like you, I love bacon. On the other hand, I also love matzoh ball soup -- particularly when lovingly made by my husband, who learned all he needed to know about Jewish cooking from his Jewish grandma.
Well... In truth I do have... Or rather did have.... She being long dead... A Jewish grandmother... Not that she would ever admit that as she was vile, anti-semitic and racist cow... And her cooking was bloody awful... Not quite as bad as my mother's but damned close.
ReplyDeleteI on the other hand do a rather excellent gefilte fish and salt-beef amongst other four-by-twoish delicacies but I'm not sure that a fondness for Jewish cuisine actually makes me Jewish any more than my fondness for Polish food makes me Polish... Which I'm not...
Mind you I like Kurdish food too... And Indian... And Morrocan... And...