A quick play with Facebook's 'translate' function popped up these two gems...
First we have Leona (Lenny's 'fem' name) advising himself to have his critics kneecapped because it's cheaper than suing them...
Next we have this...
How many times have we heard Lenny claim his critics' days are numbered?.. Yeah... I lost count too but it's quite a few and all we ever get is idiotic lawsuits that wouldn't last five minutes in court even assuming his lawyers don't throw him under the bus in very short order...
Now... You see... The point is Lenny you can only sue people for libel if what they have said about you is false... That's where your cunning plan comes off the rails... You can hardly complain about people calling you a "Jew-hater" when you post rabidly anti-Semitic links on your public Facebook accounts... Can you fatso?
I have to admit I'm a tad curious as to what exactly "We're doing the whole frame kampanie now a end Dave for dr c" means... I've deduced that "Verleumdungskampanie" should translate as "smear campaign" or "whispering campaign" but where the fuck does 'Dave' come from?
When read with " The cowards think if they under false names and post photos we find they don't. The wrong" which I think can be safely wrangled into real English as "The cowards think if they post under false names with false photos [of themselves] we won't find them. They are wrong" I'm going to make an intuitive link and assume that is directed at me, this blog and my Twitter feed...
If that's true then here's a few little hints from me to Lenny which he can have free, gratis and for nothing (or €5000 for life membership) which will help him track me down so he can set his $70,000 'legal team' on me...
1. My name's not Dave... Hint... Six letters... Begins with 'M'... The same in German.
2. I live in Hull which is in Englandshire.
3. If your lawyers want to get in touch with me for a postal address the email address is on this page... But I know you're lazy so I'll repeat it... leonardnotwell[at]gmail.com
4. As I live in the UK if you want to
Queen's Bench Division
The Royal Courts of Justice
Strand
London
WC2A 2LL
The Royal Courts of Justice
Strand
London
WC2A 2LL
Telephone +44 20 7947 7772
5. One of the defences under English law is "truth" so good luck with that one.
6. According to The Defamation Act 2013 "A statement is not defamatory unless its publication has caused or is likely to cause serious harm to the reputation of the claimant". That means I get to enquire into your finances. That should be very revealing... $42,000,000 to your 'foundations'? Butlers? Private jets? €1000 lunches? 'mega best selling author'? It also means you will have to show you actually have a reputation which is capable of being damaged... Good luck with that one too.
Now then... Now that we're clear on the fact that I'm actually double-daring-with-a-cherry-on-top you to sue me here's a little treat for you as I know how much you hate things on the internet which are false... Apart from things you post that is... Here's a real picture of me which you can repost anywhere you like...
6. According to The Defamation Act 2013 "A statement is not defamatory unless its publication has caused or is likely to cause serious harm to the reputation of the claimant". That means I get to enquire into your finances. That should be very revealing... $42,000,000 to your 'foundations'? Butlers? Private jets? €1000 lunches? 'mega best selling author'? It also means you will have to show you actually have a reputation which is capable of being damaged... Good luck with that one too.
Now then... Now that we're clear on the fact that I'm actually double-daring-with-a-cherry-on-top you to sue me here's a little treat for you as I know how much you hate things on the internet which are false... Apart from things you post that is... Here's a real picture of me which you can repost anywhere you like...
I know you won't be able to resist telling lies about it like you've done with Connie, Bernie and Jason but you can have it all the same because I'm not hiding from you and never have been... You have ALWAYS been able to post a comment here... I won't censor you.
You have always been able to comment on my twitter feed too but you've chosen not to do that either and my email address has been on this page for the last six months but you've not used that either.
Hiding Coldwell? No pal... It's you that's hiding from the grubby truth that you are a liar, a fraud, a fake, a bigot, and a con-artist.
Lots of Love...
Hiding Coldwell? No pal... It's you that's hiding from the grubby truth that you are a liar, a fraud, a fake, a bigot, and a con-artist.
Lots of Love...
M????? ???? a.k.a longdog.
Yes, it seems Lenny's little pink panties are really in a wad over this blog, since as you pointed out I've been on a bit of a hiatus, as have Bernie and Salty. If he does try to sue you the results should be very amusing.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, he did finally post some pics of his latest event in Germany (they're on his German FB page), and he posted several pictures of the food at the "Champions" dinner. Maybe he did actually spend several thousand euros on that meal, lending a bit of credence to some of his recent boasts. It's even possible that he hired a private jet for something related to the event -- possibly to cart Mommy and Jens to the dinner. (They were there, along with little Amy, and with his pal Dr. Tommy Hohn.)
But Lenny is all about the facades. Keep in mind that he held expensive-looking IBMS events in the US for a couple of years running, until the club failed here. Now he's trying his luck in Germany. It's only a matter of time before that fails as well.
And it will not be the fault of any blogger. The fault for his failures rests solely in his pudgy little hands.
To be honest the only picture of the food I looked at seemed to be macaroni cheese, broccoli and a tomato :-D
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