Would Lenny know the truth if it bit him on the arse? Nope...

From his newly secretified Eyn Rand account comes the above shite...

Is it true that Muslim nurses are exempt from washing their hands before surgery? No... Of course it fucking isn't but Lenny never lets the truth stand in the way of his posting racist shit does he?

The truth? Muslim nurses may be allowed to wear long sleeves where there is no infection risk. They have to follow EXACTLY the same hand washing protocols as everybody else and surgical nurses, like everybody else in the O.R, would be wearing long sleeved gowns, surgical gloves, surgical masks and head coverings. After thorough washing of course.

While I'm at it I would like to remind the idiot responsible for writing "You come to our country you follow our rules" and "Let's get 10,000 shares in support of Trump deporting those who refuse to adopt our culture" that the UK is NOT your country and Trump is NOT running the UK so... Go fuck yourself.

Man who's not a doctor thinks Soviet cosmonaut was a NASA astronaut.

Words cannot adequately describe how breathtakingly stupid you would have to be to post this idiotic shit.

In the absence of adequate words lets just say... "as breathtakingly stupid as Leonard Coldwell".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexey_Leonov

IRONY: Adjective - Having the appearance or characteristics of iron.

So Lenny is back from his latest enforced holiday from his main English language Facebook page having been banned again for supporting Donald Trump pasting hate-speech and boy is he making up for lost time with his scatter-gun posts about Hillary / Trump / Vaccinations and the usual shit.

I'm reminded by his many posts today along the lines of "Thum thay illegal imgrunts are steelin' mah tax dollar" that he has peviously claimed that he doesn't pay tax and you don't have to either... "Just buy my Only Answer To Tyranny book and save $$$$s" and that I've not yet got around to tipping off the North Carolina division of the IRS to his earnings from his Idiocy Based Medicine Scam Deutschland. He claims to have about 30,000 members at around €15,000 a go so that's about €45,000,000 or $47,842,650 at today's prices...

Dear IRS.

You might like to investigate the tax affairs of a certain Mr Leonard Coldwell who claims to have over $100 billion in assets and a billionaire lifestyle including a private jet, a butler, $250,000 in Rolex watches and $1000 lunches.

He also claims to be running a 'secret society' which is netting him in excess of $47 million per annum and to be a best selling author of Stephen Kingian proportions.

Or maybe he's just an habitual liar, a scam artist and generally full of shit. I'm sure you'll decide after an audit.

Yours etc.

But anyway...

Here are two posts from yesterday... See if you can spot the failure of joined-up-thinking...

Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

Der topf rief den kessel schwarz

According to Google Translate that headline means "The pot calling the kettle black" and according to Google Translate this article claims that Angela Merkel's PhD is a fake...

Remind me... Where can I read Not-A-Doctor Coldwell's FOUR PhD theses?..

Oh yeah... That's right... I can't because they don't exist anywhere outside of his fat, ignorant, lying head.

Whatever happened to "Life of a Healer!"? or... Lenny Goes To Hollywood...

I was looking back through some old screengrabs today and found something from 2014 I'd completely forgotten about...

...Yes it's the usual self aggrandising but appallingly badly written shite and flights of fantasy we've come to expect from Lenny including the totally ludicrous claim that he had received a...

"not [sic] from a medical doctor and professor for [sic] medicine stating that he used the information from my book The Only Answer to Cancer to cure himself from [sic] prostate cancer"

...Yeah Lenny... Course you did dear...


But any old road up... Something I hadn't actually noticed until now was this gem of a porkie which, even by the execrable standards of the Pompous Potsdam Putz, is quite spectacularly grandiose...

"...and there is a movie in the making about my life called Life of a Healer! It is a real Hollywood production and will be in Theaters[sic]"

...For fuck's sake... What is it with Lenny that makes him come out with such outrageous bullshit? It has to be pathological... It just has to be... Nobody who doesn't have some severely ingrained insecurity complex could come out with this shit let alone think people would believe it. Perhaps it has something to do with his height... Or his short if you're going to be more accurate. 

Needless to say two years later "Life of a healer!" has failed to take the box office by storm... Or even exist anywhere other than in the fevered imagination of a certain short, fat and utterly ridiculous fake doctor...

Screenplay For 
"Life Of A Healer Exclamation Mark" 
First Draft. 

Act One: Scene One.


Dramatis Personae.

A young Bernd Klein Leonard Coldwell........A young Chuck Norris

A younger Mutti Coldwell..............A younger Sigourney Weaver

Vater Coldwell (Nee Klein)..........................Donald Trump

Vater Coldwell's wig............Dougal from The Magic Roundabout

Adolf Hitler (The Lodger)................................Himself

God.................Samuel Motherfucking L Motherfucking Jackson

The New World Order.....................................The Jews

Big Pharma..............................................The Jews

A Kenyan Negro Doctor...............................Barack Obama

Satan......................................................A Jew

The Jews...................................................Satan

Man in a cheap suit..................Dr.Leonard Coldwell (Cameo)

The Cat.......................Custard out of Roobarb and Custard

The Dog.......................Roobarb out of Roobarb and Custard

The Wombles...........................Do not appear in this film

Dog turd on street.................................Kevin Trudeau

Scene: (Music (Deutscheland Uber Alles by Heinrich "Satchmo" Himmler and the SS Einsatzgruppen Choral Dance Troupe Ensemble) fades).

A boy (Leonard) plays in the snowy bombed out rubble of post war (1970) Berlin. His clothes are in rags, his feet are bare, his bones show clearly through his pale flesh as he hungrily hunts through the ruins for a scrap of food to take home to his mother who is dying of liver cancer, hepetitis C and cirrhosis (although he doesn't know this yet).

The terrible screams of pain from Momma Coldwell drift down from the bombed out flat above. Lenny looks up a the bombed out block of flats, his piggy little eyes wet with frozen tears...

Leonard (shouting): "I'm coming mutti... I'm coming... I have for us eine dead rat und eine mouldy cabbage leaf found for tea".

Camera pans with Leonard as he runs through the bombed out streets to the bombed out block of flats.

Dramatic cut to man coming out of bombed out door to bombed out flat - He carries a black bag a a stethoscope:

A Kenyan Negro Doctor: "Yo homie. Yo mus' be the son-a-dat Momma Coldwell bitch up there in da crib!"

Leonard: "Ya Kenyan Negro Doctor. She is mein mutti".

A Kenyan Negro Doctor: "Well yo listen up an yo listen up good boy... Yo momma has da cancer and da hepatitis C dat ain't even been discovered yet and dat bitch ain't got no more'n six months to live. Oh... And dat ho done got da cirrhosis too so she well fucked... Ya get me blood?"

Scene: Camera follows Leonard as he runs up the bombed out stairs to his bombed out flat on the 42nd floor.


Cut to interior shot of Leonard opening the bombed out door to the bombed out flat...

Leonard: "I'm home Mutti"

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

The Cat: "Mieow!"

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

The Dog: "Woof Woof!

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

Adolf Hitler: "Heil Me!"

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

A Jew: "את העט של הדודה שלי נמצא"

Everybody: "That's easy for you to say"

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

The Wombles: "-----------------------------------"

Momma Coldwell: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!"

Leonard: "Vot is it momma? Vhy do you gerscreamen all ov zee time?"

Momma Coldwell: "Because I have das cancer und das chirrosis und das hepetitis C vich has not been discovered yet unt ich only haben sechs months to gerliven you stupid boy."
 
Leonard: "Oh... Is zat all? Ich can cure zat easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy mit meine copyrighted und trademarked magical healing powers."

DIRECTORS NOTE: At this point Leonard performs a trademarked and copyrighted healing procedure which we are unable to depict because we are in the pocket of BIG PHARMA who have paid us $42,000,000 to hide da troof.

42 seconds later...

Momma Coldwell: "Ach!!! Mein darlink Leonard.... Du bist eine miracle arbeiter..."

Leonard: "Ya... Ich bin... I vill dedicate meine life to healing zer sick und this I gerswearen before gott."

God: "MOTHERFUCKER!!"

Act 42: Scene 42.

Dramatis Personae.

An older Leonard Coldwell..................An older Chuck Norris

An older Mutti Coldwell................An older Sigourney Weaver

Adolf Hitler.............................................Himself

The Äirline pilöt..................................Herman Göring

Voice of the Tannoy...............................Hilary Clinton

Scene: The departure lounge of Berlin airport. Music (Leaving on a jet-plane by Peter, Paul and Mary) fades.

Momma Coldwell: (Tearfully)"Ach... Meine dear Bernd... Sorry... Leonard... You behave yourself ven you get to Amerika von't you".

Leonard: "Of course I vill mutti".

Momma Coldwell: "I vant you to do vell und study hard for your medical qualifications or at least buy some fake ones off zee internet".

Leonard: "Ja mutti... I vill".

Momma Coldwell: "Und I vant you to go on zee internet und tell people you have four PhDs".

Leonard: "Ja mutti... I vill".

Momma Coldwell: "Und four doctor degrees und don't vergessen to tell everybody about that dentist convention you vent to in 1994... I'm sure that's a medical qualification".

Leonard: "Ja mutti... I vill".

Momma Coldwell: "Und I vant you to buy lots of expensive Rolex vatches, und eine golden horsey statue und eine cheap blue suit that you vill wear for the next 20 years. Und I vant you to write lots of rambling books full of badly written scheiße vich 57,000,000 people vill buy".

Leonard: "Ja mutti".

Momma Coldwell: "Just make me proud of you meine klien Bernd... I mean Leonard... Don't turn in to a short, fat, lazy, scamming fraud that everybody laughs at or the sort of contemptible arsehole who would stoop using his own mother to sell his lies to the terminally gullible if he thought there was a quick Deutsche Mark in it".

Leonard: "Nein mutti... But now I must go".

TANNOY: "Would all passengers for Luftwaffe flight 42 please go to gate 42 where your Heinkel 111 is about to depart".

Leonard: "Auf wiedersehen mutti".

Momma Coldwell: "Auf wiedersehen Bernd".

Leonard: "Leonard!".

Momma Coldwell: "Ja, ja... I meant Leonard".

Adolf Hitler: "Don't vorget all I have taught you".

Leonard: "I von't uncle Adolf".

The Äirline pilöt: "Don't I have any lines?"

TANNOY: "No!".

FIN.

"Life of a healer" my spotty white arse... This would be more like it.

Leonard Coldwell and Adolf Hitler... The Greatest Story Never Told....

Actually that headline is about as accurate as Never-Has-Been-And-Never-Will-Be-A-Doctor Leonard 'Cathy' Coldwell's medical claims because I've mentioned his love for Das Führer und das Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei before... Many times...

Of course I would never be so bold as to claim that Lenny is a "Jew hater" or claim that "he hates Jews" because he successfully sued four parties for that his McLawyers threatened to sue people for that before they threw him under the nearest bus...

So here we go... A few more proofs... As if any were needed... That Leonard Coldwell is a Nazi... An anti-Semite... A Hitler lover... A holocaust denier and a monumental arsehole...

You won't be surprised that when they say "New World Order" they mean Jews...

But then what do you expect from a man who repeats the 'Blood libel'?

Mind you... I was very amused to see that while Facebook was serving up Lenny's Nazi drivel it also served up this...

Yes... Yes I do...

In which Lenny the immigrant rails against immigrants and needs geography lessons... Again.

Well Not-A-Doctor Leonard 'Cathy' Coldwell still has a couple of weeks on the naughty step when it comes to posting on her male persona English language (and I use the term in its loosest possible sense) Facebook page but that's not stopped him her... Whilst posing as 'Eyn Rand'... Continuing with the scatter-gun posts about either A) Hilarly Clinton or B) Immigrants or C) Hilary Clinton and immigrants.

Quite why Lenny thinks she ISN'T an immigrant when she quite clearly is... The fact she was born in one country and lives in another being a bit of a giveaway... Is anybody's guess but it probably has something to do with them being brown and Muslim while she is white and claiming... Utterly laughably... To be Christian.

Ordinarily I do what it appears 99.9% of his 'followers' do and simply ignore his idiotic posts but this one caught my eye...

... The reason it caught my eye is that being British and living amongst people of all races, religions and wotnot I can spot complete bollocks when I see it and this headline of...

 "ISLAMISTS to Brits: Christmas Lights Are A Violation Of Islam And Offensive…If You Don’t Remove Them, We Will!” 

...has an overpowering air of total bullshit about it... As a rule British people treat religious loonies of any flavour with a mixture of pity, contempt and mockery... And I'd not heard of it.

The reason I'd not heard of it becomes clear when you actually read the link...

Here's the actual text if you don't like squinting...

"The worldwide politically correct push reached a new low this month when many towns in Sweden banned the use of Christmas lights on the street to avoid offending the millions of Muslim migrants that have flooded their country in the last two years.

 

A SVT report stated that The Swedish Transport Administration (Trafikverket) will not allow municipalities to erect Christmas
street lights on light poles that the authority manages, which means that many towns will have no lights at all for the holiday.

“The change is a victory for those who want to tone down the reminder of the country’s Christian traditions, but according to the Swedish Transport Administration, the decision for the drastic change is ‘security,’” Speisa reported.

 “Poles are not designed for the weight of Christmas lights, and we have to remove anything that should not be there,” said Eilin Isaksson, national coordinator at the Swedish Transport Administration, according to Infowars.

 

This argument that lights are too heavy and pose a safety risk is complete bogus, of course.

Authorities in Sweden actually expect people to believe that lights normally held up by tree branches are now too weighty to be supported by metal poles. In reality, these lights have simply been banned to avoid offending Muslim “refugees.”"

Eagle-eyed readers will have noticed that in spite of the headline reading "ISLAMISTS to Brits: “Christmas Lights Are A Violation Of Islam And Offensive…If You Don’t Remove Them, We Will!” the 'story' doesn't actually mention Britain once... Because it's about Sweden... And doesn't quote anybody telling anybody that Xmas lights are offensive to Muslims (which they ain't) or anybody telling anybody that they will remove them... Except the Swedish roads authority who have said quite clearly that it's for safety reasons... But no... The cretin who wrote that idiotic, click-bait, racist crap says its because the Muslims are all horrid because reasons...

...And Snopes says it's bollocks too.


...It's not even original... Not even close...



Here's what the Rationalwiki article on the "War On Christmas" has to say...

It's little known, even among those who promote this idea, that its modern-day form started out as a conspiracy theory promulgated by groups affiliated with the John Birch Society. In 1959, they released a pamphlet called "There Goes Christmas," in which they claimed that there was a new communist plot to "take the Christ out of Christmas" by replacing Christmas decorations with United Nations iconography. The Society claimed this was part of a larger push to stamp out religion altogether and cede US sovereignty to the UN. They urged their members to boycott any stores with "inappropriate decorations."

The JBS itself had developed the idea of a War on Christmas from inter-war anti-Semitic publications, particularly from Henry Ford's The International Jew. As part of a supposed move to take over the world it claimed that Jews were launching a "war on Christianity," with one paper lamenting, "Last Christmas most people had a hard time finding Christmas cards that indicated in any way that Christmas commemorated Someone's Birth." This was (of course) seen as a plot by Jewish conspirators who "consider any public expression of Christian character as being derogatory to [their] religion." Sound familiar?

So there we have it... A completely unoriginal  and totally false story made up by racists and repeated by racists who don't know the difference between The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Konungariket Sverige... So here's another one of my invaluable cut-out-and-keep maps for Leonora and her cretinous ilk...