Tuesday, 1 December 2015

Lenny says... "Ich bin ein lügner, lügner und meine lederhosen ist auf feuer!"

 A few choice claims classic pieces of Coldwell bullshit... Coldshit? Bullwell?... Anyhoo... Another pack of blatant lies which conclusively show the delusional little psychopath doesn't have sufficient self awareness to realise when his grandiose claims make him look like exactly what he he is... A f**king idiot never-has-been-and-never-will-be-a-doctor with a massive ego and gargantuan sense of his own importance despite the fact he's no more than a fifth rate quack and scam artist with zero qualifications and no morals.


This taken from Loopy Lenny's German Facebook page..






Number of new members of his Imbecilic Money Bilking Scheme... 100 per week
"Value" of his 'Books and audio programs' when joining the above... €3000
"Value" of each of his 'telephone seminars' free with the above... €500
"Value" of each of his 'live seminars' in Germany free with the above... €14,000


Now when I went to school many, many, many years ago I was the proud recipient of an O level in Economic Principles and if memory serves the definition of 'value' is something along the lines of "That which the market is willing to pay". The idea that anybody would spend €500 to listen to that f**king gobshite on the phone let alone spend €14,000 to actually be in the presence of the loathesome little bullshit merchant beggars belief... But then this of course is LennyLand where the laws of supply and demand don't actually apply and, in common with every other scam artist who has ever lifted a dishonest hand to part suckers from their money.... Worthless shit is worth €€€€s or $$$$s depending on your locale.

No Lenny... Your shit isn't worth what you claim it is because it's the same worthless shit you have been peddling since you cobbled together your half-baked 'theories' many years ago. It's worth SWEET F**K ALL.


But I suppose we shouldn't forget his high living expenses as the world's leading purveyor of worthless shit....

Annual hotel bills... $98,000
Annual bodyguard bills... $380,000
Annual lawyers fees... $700,000
Number of employees... 136


And he obviously thinks people will believe this bollocks... Well I suppose his dwindling number of fans might but anybody with at least a partially functioning cerebellum?... No... Just no.

Mind you... I wonder if the IRS are aware of his multi-million dollar income... Anybody got a phone number for the North Carolina tax man?

Here's the screenshot... Not that you care but I know the little arsehole makes a habit of deleting his shit when he gets called on it...








Friday, 20 November 2015

Lenny's dead opposed to ISIS... Even though they don't exist...


Another quick post and run today but something worth preserving for posterity to show Lenny can't even run a Facebook page without f**king it up...






There's no such thing as ISIS but it's financed by.... 'Ere.... 'Ang on a minute... If it doesn't exist how can it be financed?..


Thursday, 19 November 2015

I'll just leave this here...

I was looking at the Facebook page of my favourite archery supplies shop the other day and noticed something...





Yes indeedy... The "world's leading cancer cure, motivational speaker and self help expert" has 42 less followers than the guys I buy my arrows from.

Incidentally... I also note that the truly awesome Kermit The Frog's page has grand total of 1,963,638 followers which... If my calculator isn't lying to me... Means Kermit is roughly 240 times more 'respected', 'much loved', 'renowned' and 'leading' than the "world's leading cancer cure, motivational speaker and self help expert"



And Kermit seems to be better qualified too...

Kermit was awarded an honorary doctorate of Amphibious Letters on May 19, 1996 at Southampton College, New York, where he also gave a commencement speech. He is also the only amphibian to have had the honor of addressing the Oxford Union. A statue of Henson and Kermit was erected on the campus of Henson's alma mater, the University of Maryland, College Park in 2003.

Kermit was also given the honor of being the Grand Marshal of the Tournament of Roses Parade in 1996. The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has featured a Kermit balloon since 1977.
On November 14, 2002, Kermit the Frog received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The star is located at 6801 Hollywood Blvd.
On Kermit's 50th birthday, the United States Postal Service released a set of new stamps with photos of Kermit and some of his fellow Muppets on them. The background of the stamp sheet features a photo of a silhouetted Henson sitting in a window well, with Kermit sitting in his lap looking at him.

In 2006, while Kermit was on his international tour, Kermit, Texas was taken over by the frog during their homecoming week, ending with Kermit himself crowning the homecoming queen. The city of Kermit's main water tower was then painted with the face and signature of the frog. The voice actor used for Kermit at this time was Tanner Martin (13) of Frackville Pennsylvania. He was selected for the contest, which had over 100,000 entries.
Kermit was also the grand marshal for Michigan State University's homecoming parade in 2006.
Kermit's legacy is also deeply entrenched in the science community. One of the famous WP-3D research platforms flown by the NOAA Hurricane Hunters is named after Kermit. The other is named after Miss Piggy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_the_Frog#Awards_and_commemorations.

Actually Kermit has something else the "world's leading cancer cure, motivational speaker and self help expert" doesn't have... A wikipedia entry...

And I know who I'd trust more when it comes to cancer treatment too... Give me a croak over a quack any day of the week.





Tuesday, 17 November 2015

Loopy Lenny Needs Lessons on London...


Just a quick one for today... Loopy Len posted this crank link which, like all of his links is a load of old bollocks and factually worthless...



 First... Nobody calls it the 'London Obelisk' they call it either 'The Needle' or 'Cleopatra's Needle'

Second... It's not in The city of London it's in The City of Westminster next door.



Thirdly... The City of London most certainly IS a part of England.

So another wonderfully accurate link from The World's Greatest Purveyor of Bullshit.



Saturday, 7 November 2015

...In which Lenny shows his knowledge of history is on a par with his knowledge of science and medicine... Non-existent...


This is quite simply too good NOT to bring to the attention of whatever wider audience this blog has... Which is probably not that much to be honest but... Who gives a f**k?

On 5th Nov 2015 Germany's Shame posted a link on his Facebook page to a page on 'worldtruthtv' which rationalwiki describes as...


"WorldTruth.TV is a website run by a man called Eddie Levin, who claims to have "spent the last 32 years researching Theosophy, Freemasonry, Kabbalah, Rosicrucianism, the Bavarian Illuminati and Western Occultism," which should immediately tip you off that everything on this site is utter bullshit. The site promotes such harebrained ideas as:
  • "Cleansing" diets
  • Global warming denialism
  • Antivax bullshit
  • And most importantly, antisemitism, claiming that The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is an authentic manual on how Jews are going to take over the world (rather than the crock that it really is)"


The link in question makes the point that... "There are only 9 countries left in the world without a Rothschild central bank" and "Isn't it funny that we are always at war with these countries?"


 Leaving aside the obvious anti-semitism and ignoring the whole 'Rothschild' thing lets look at the "We are always at war with these countries"... And I'm assuming 'we' in this case means the USA...

Russia: Last armed conflict Russian Civil War 1917 -1922, Allies in WW2, Peace since.

China: Last armed conflict proxy-war in Korea 1950 - 1953, Allies in WW2, Peace since.

Iceland: Are you f**king kidding me? Iceland doesn't even have a f**king standing army. Never at war with the US or anybody else. Was neutral in WW2 and the nearest they've ever come to a war was ramming a few British destroyers and cutting the nets of British trawlers... But we forgive them for that cos they're a pretty cool bunch on the whole... And they gave us Bjork.

Cuba: Proxy involvement in war of independence in 1950. Never at war.

Syria: Some involvement in internal politics. Never at war.

Iran: Strained relations and proxy meddling but never at war

Venezuela: History of CIA meddling. Never at war.

North Korea: Last armed conflict Korean War 1950 -1953. De facto peace since. Technically never at war.

Hungary: Technically at war during WW2. No actual military involvement as the red army got there first. At peace since 1945.

So it seems "always at war" means, at the very worst, "at peace with for half a century"... Nice to see Lardy Coldwell is consistent with his attitude to the truth but then as he said himself when posting some other crap on Facebook... "I've not read it yet so let me know what it says"...

Now call me old fashioned if you will... But I actually read links before I post them unlike Loony Clodbrain... What a schmuck!




Lenny says... Fear my elite warrior skillz...


I am indebted to Bernie over on gintruth.com for republishing this fine bit of Lenny Lunacy from Facebook wherein the fat fraud suddenly remembers that he was in the German special forces although quite when this actually happened is, like everything else in the NotDoctor's life story, unclear.

Now we know with a reasonable degree of certainty that Leonard Bernd was born on 28/01/1958 if that forcible fondling report is anything to go by... What?.. You've never seen it?.. Really?.. You've never seen the police report alleging Lenny is a sex offender?.. Oh... He really hates people who keep reposting that to the internet... So here it is... Allegedly... Clickity-click...

Anyway... Where was I?..  Oh yeah... Right so we know Tubby Coldwell was born in '58 and we know he left fled Germany in '98 or '99 so that makes him around 40 years old at the time...

We also know are expected to believe that Fatso was "...in general practice in Europe for 16 years" which means he was supposedly practising medicine from the age of 24 which is vaguely credible if and only if he was studying for a medical degree from the age of 17... Of course we all know he didn't do anything of the kind but lets stay in Fantasy-Land for a while... If we were terminally gullible and believed anything the lying little f**ker said in that time he was also studying for and obtaining at least one PhD, treating 36,000 cancer patients, writing mega-best-selling books, being a music producer, being a management consultant for blue-chip companies, being a professor of psychology at an un-named US university and running his 'hospitals'... Busy little f**ker wasn't he?.. And we are supposed believe that he managed to fit in time to graduate from a school of special forces warfare?.. Err... No... Of course none of this ever happened.

I suppose nobody should be surprised that the podgy little arsehole should claim to be an elite warrior... Why would he not?... He clearly doesn't have anywhere near sufficient self awareness to realise that every time he adds another level of self-aggrandising bullshit to his curriculum vitae he makes himself look even more ridiculous than he already is... Which is quite some achievement... Personally speaking I find it hysterically funny... He reminds me of the sort of hopeless drunk who you occasionally come across in most British pubs who was in the S.A.S, liberated Auschwitz, invented the atom bomb, and captured Saddam Hussain while having a 'Double O' rating from MI5 or MI6 or MFI or some-such bollocks... In the words of The Beautiful South... "And when he's off to sail the seven seas, he just stays indoors or hides up trees. He's been to places that you've never seen, but his mind is blank and his passport's clean".

So there you go... Nothing exciting... Just more unadulterated bullshit from the World's Leading Expert on Sweet F**k Alldesperately trying to prop up his massive ego but instead giving everybody another good laugh at his ineptitude and stupidity... Keep it up Len...


Monday, 26 October 2015

Lenny says... Nothing of the slightest interest to anybody...


So where have I been?... Why have I not been blogging about everybody's Phaveroite Phat Phake Physician for the last couple of months?... Glad you asked...
Quite frankly I have become bored shitless by the little fake's inability to do anything even vaguely noteworthy...

In the last couple of months Coldwell seems to have done precisely nothing but sit in his underpants and post inane links to contradictory quackery and bullshit on Facebook which fall into the categories of ...

1) Natural cures for cancer which will save you
2) Vaccines are bad and will kill you
3) How big farmer are bad and will kill you
4) Cannabis cures everything and will save you
5) Guns are good and will definitely not kill anybody because of reasons and stuff
6) Obama will give you cancer and vaccinations take your guns and kill you.
And 7) Revolting racist screeds that show Coldwell up for the nasty little fucker he is.

...and there's only so much of that shit I can be arsed to scroll past without falling asleep. Never were the words 'Heard it all before' more appropriate. As always there is nothing in the way of original content just endless links to pure, undiluted BOLLOCKS.

I would like to believe Clodwell has effectively given up on his 'World's Leading Expert on Cancer™" schtick as far as the English speaking world is concerned and maybe he has... I understand from reading elsewhere on the web... Well... Cosmic Connie's writings anyway (http://cosmicconnie.blogspot.co.uk/)... That he is now focussing his energies more on a mainland European audience but as I only speak English and a smattering of schoolboy French I certainly can't be arsed trying to sort that lot out.

I suspect that even somebody as terminally dense as Lenny quite clearly is would eventually realise that, to be blunt, nobody is listening any more. His widely publicised farce of lawsuit from earlier this year was certainly a monumental shot in the foot with a .50BMG and has achieved nothing other than to focus attention on what a total f**king idiot and unscrupulous little bullshitter he is... So that's not helped. Add to that the fact that according to my sources his Idiocy Based Money Scam system is dead in the water, his books are about as popular as a bacon sandwich salesman at a rabbi's convention and he can't even be bothered to promote his BeRippedOff range of exorbitantly priced snake oil any more and I think it's time to wonder if Coldwell is, as they say in gambling circles... A busted flush... I hope so.

When it comes down to it Lenny quite clearly doesn't matter two hoots in the great scheme of things... He was a fifth-rate huckster elevated to the status of second rate huckster by his association with Kevin Trudeau who, loathsome though he is, was at least a first-rate huckster... Since Katy gave him the Ceremonial Order of the Boot he slipped back down to a third-rate huckster and now having passed fourth-rate some time ago he's back at fifth-rate and still falling... Quite bluntly... Nobody cares any more. Without the shoulders of a giant of scammer to stand on he's just a midget scammer in a figurative as well as a literal sense.

So there you have it... I'm not abandoning this blog and my utter contempt for this fraudulent little racist, Jew-hating, delusional, psychotic, fake doctor arsehole remains undiminished but until he does something worthy of comment my posts will remain occasional and I'll spend more time with my dogs, my archery and my zombie films.


BUT... Yes... There's always a but isn't there?.. If you do spot Loony Len doing something more interesting than posting alt.med twaddle on teh interwebz leave me a comment and I'll have a shuffti (That's 'have a look' for those of you not born within 30 miles of London). 


In the words of that great sage and philosopher Arnold Swarsenn... Shwarzin... Shortzin... The terminator... I'll be back.