"When I studied medicine..." says Leonard Coldwell the pretend doctor who has never studied medicine...
When did this happen then Lenny? Back in Germany where you admit you're not qualified to practice medicine or in the USA where you've never been licensed to practice medicine because you don't have any medical qualifications that didn't come from "Fake Accredations Я Us"?
When did this happen then Lenny? Back in Germany where you admit you're not qualified to practice medicine or in the USA where you've never been licensed to practice medicine because you don't have any medical qualifications that didn't come from "Fake Accredations Я Us"?
Incidentally... That list is... You won't be surprised to hear... As it came from a website with the word "truth" in the name... Total bollocks...
The person who created the list has deliberately tried to imply that the CDC recommend that pregnant women should have all nine vaccines on the list but the truth is they recommend only the Tdap jab during pregnancy and possibly the flu-jab under some circumstances....
The others are either advised against, advisable only before pregnancy or advisable only for women in high risk groups under some circumstances where the risks of vaccination are out-weighed by the risk of infection.
How did I discover this sooper-seekrit information?.. I looked on the CDC website.
How did I discover this sooper-seekrit information?.. I looked on the CDC website.
I am so glad you're blogging again, Longdog. (I need to do the same. I have been very lazy this summer.)
ReplyDeleteBy the way, have you seen Loony's latest passionate cause? I checked out his German FB page, "Dr." Leonard Coldwell, and instead of having a batch of photos and posts about that "sold-out" IMBS-ing U "coaching training" that supposedly took place in Germany last week -- as one might expect -- he is all wrapped up in a drama about Adrian Ursache. Adrian is a former beauty pageant winner (Mr. Germany) who became a far-right activist. Apparently he one of the German equivalents of the sovereign citizen/free man on the land nuts.
Could it be that Lenny is having erotic daydreams about this pretty young Nazi? At any rate he has been posting as if he is a good friend and ally of Adrian. In his posts he has mentioned "our international lawyers" a few times so it could be that he is pretending to initiate legal action against the cops who allegedly injured Adrian. It is very difficult to tell by reading the Googlish translations. But there seems to be all sorts of intrigue. It seems that Lenny is claiming that he has heard from "protected" sources that the authorities are planning to kill Adrian.
Here is a link about the trouble Adrian has gotten himself into.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/former-mr-germany-injured-shootout-police-far-right-compound-1578191
Hi Connie... Thanks for the welcome back :-)
ReplyDeleteI did see that Lenny was starting a new bromance with that Ursache character but I wasn't aware of who he was or what had happened. Oh well... I'm sure they'll be very happy together but I'm worried what Donald Trump will think of Lenny's adultery.
Oh... And enjoy your lazy summer :-)
Clearly Lenny is still enamored of Trump, but just let his head be turned momentarily by the plight of the German beauty king. In any case I think Trump is too busy rooting around in Putin's orifice to even notice Lenny.
DeleteDid you see one of Lenny's latest boasts about his great wealth? Once again it's on his German ("Dr." Leonard Coldwell) page. He posted it on 30 August. The Google translation:
ReplyDelete"Dear friends why you do not want understand that I just want to encourage located in deep sleep fellow citizens to think and act . I could not care but the . I have every weapon every rifle that there are 3.2 million and rounds of ammunition . I have freeze-dried food that is 33 years Durable for 22 years . I have the best and fastest cars in the world I have 3 Huge houses and 24 000 hectares farm. I am super rich and have 143 companies . I do not need all that. I'm trying to help you and to protect my friends and family in Germany . Why is that so hard to begreiffen ???"
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The Bing translation on Facebook:
"Dear friends, why do you not understand that I only sleep in on the citizens to stimulate thought and action. To me it could be, but I don't care. I have every gun every gun and that there are 3.2 million rounds of ammo. I freeze-dried food that 33 years is preserved for 22 years. I have the best and fastest cars in the world I have 3 huge houses and a 24 000 hectares of farm. I'm super rich and got 143 companies. I need this at all. I'm trying to help you and my friends and family in Germany to protect. Why is it so hard to understand???"
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Though both translations are awkward the message seems pretty clear. I hear echoes of Lenny's former b.f.f. Kevin Trudeau, who used to say (or have people say for him) that Kevin was only doing his radio shows and other projects for the good of humanity. The narrative was that Kevin was so rich and successful and happy that he didn't NEED to do any of that. He was just putting himself at risk because he cared so much about his fellow humans. Once he was in jail, of course, he started hollering in earnest that he didn't have any assets and couldn't pay his fines.
Quite a step up from teaching baccarat for the good of his pals in GIN.
DeleteTo be honest I haven't really been keeping an eye out for his German posts but that's brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI noticed this as well from the post below...
"Yes but my dear Rico Handta, I too was poor and even got hungry. I come from a refugee family with 7 children and I am what I am by me! Everyone tried to attack me, trying to keep below 4 attempted to destroy etc etc etc and I got it by myself made it to the top, you can do it too!"
Presumably this is part his "refugee from WW2" schtick despite fact he was born in the late 50s by which time Germany was already a thriving economy with comprehensive social security. As for 'making it to the top'... The top of what I wonder?
There's also this...
"How is it that all the stupid people, losers, losers and internet trolls always broke and are poor, have ungew ash hair and wear the clothes would oppose any homeless people? Can it be that you make your own hatred and disgusting beyond expression? Both inside and outside! Looks like someone is himself and he is also in his true personality! Now the pay for their stupidity and don't even realize it. No-one listens to a nobody never in his life and has done something out of the mouth stinks? My socks, in principle, costs more than all the jealous people wear together costs."
"Internet trolls"?.. I wonder who he means? :-D
"Can it be that you make your own hatred and disgusting beyond expression?"... Says the man who clearly hates Jews, women, gays, refugees, Muslims, women, black people etc etc etc...
Actually I don't think I have ever heard him claim that there are seven children in his immediate family (i.e., that he has six siblings). I have seen his claims that all seven of his mother's siblings have had cancer (here, for instance: http://www.drleonardcoldwellbio.com/).
DeleteHe has claimed to have a sister, whom he supposedly cured of cervical cancer, but I have never seen pictures of her and I don't think she exists. One of his exes told me that the woman he is talking about is not a sibling but is just a family friend. The ex also told me that he never cured that woman of anything and that in fact his family does not listen to his "medical" advice at all. They just go to real doctors when they need to.
Going to a real doctor is presumably how his mom found out in 2007 or 2008 that she has Hepatitis C. When Lenny found out about it, that is when he added the Hep C "cure" claim to his story of how he healed his mommy back in the 1970s. Hep C wasn't mentioned in his earlier writings about the matter. (And as we know, Hep C wasn't mentioned in the early 1970s by medical science. Lenny was counting on people not knowing that when he added it to his narrative.)
The only sibling I know of that he has is Jens Wilhelm Anskohl, born 17 September 1970 of Lenny's mother Gerda and his stepfather Lothar Anskohl. Jens sometimes goes by the name Nicholas Coldwell (I have a picture of a business card with that name). Lenny sometimes spells it "Nicolas" when he is pretending to be his brother and forgets how to spell the fake name. And fake it almost certainly is: I do not think that Jens has legally changed his name to Coldwell. I get the feeling that he really doesn't respect or like his older half-brother, but he is just along for the ride when there's money to be made off of suckers. He has shown up at a couple of the recent German events.
Anyway it's possible that Lenny and Jens' mother came from a refugee family -- but the question is, refugee from where? It's really impossible to know for sure.
Oh... By the way... I've just done the sums and 24,000 hectares is roughly half the size of London and 3.200.000 rounds of ammunition (assuming 5.56 NATO) would weigh in at about 36 tonnes.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with Lenny and pulling ludicrous numbers straight out of his arse?
Lenny and numbers have always had an uneasy relationship, one that mirrors his relationship with the truth. But his few remaining fans and followers don't even bother to question those numbers. Innumeracy is a problem in Germany as well as the US, apparently.
ReplyDeleteAs for that post about his expensive socks, I shared it on one of my Facebook groups because I got such a kick out of it. As it happens, that isn't the first time that Lenny has boasted about his expensive socks. A few years ago during one of the GIN events that took place after he had been fired, he was poking fun at the pictures that were posted on Facebook. He said all of the attendees at the event were losers, a fact that was apparent, he said, from the way they dressed. He said that his socks alone cost more than the entire outfit worn by the typical attendee.
One would think that if he devotes so much attention to his socks, he could cough up a few bucks for a new suit. He has been wearing the same two suits in just about every picture I've seen him in: the grey pinstripe that he likes to wear with a pink shirt and tie, and the double-breasted navy number that looks as if the buttons are about to pop off from the strain of that bulging belly. He probably hasn't bought anything new since the 1980s.
Socks?... SOCKS?.. I didn't know Lenny laid so much importance on socks... Personally speaking I take my socks off in April and put them on again in October.
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