So in the absence of anything better I'll leave you with this comparison table of
I've just come across this article on The Guardian's website...
"The disgraced wellness blogger Belle Gibson has insisted she did not try to “get away with anything”, despite having deceived thousands of online followers into believing she had terminal brain cancer.
I wonder who that might have been? Anyone we know mayhap?
The program revealed that in 2011 Gibson underwent a brain scan at the Alfred hospital in Melbourne which showed she was perfectly healthy.
Gibson maintains she believed she had cancer until then – she claims she was wrongly diagnosed in 2009 by a German alternative medicine practitioner – but she did not come clean after receiving the results of the scan."
In any event what sort of fucking idiot believes an "alternative medicine practitioner" when they tell them they have cancer?.. Or anything else come to that?